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diff --git a/JKTwitterBot/src/Status_update.txt b/JKTwitterBot/src/Status_update.txt index 3805fcc..5c9e451 100644 --- a/JKTwitterBot/src/Status_update.txt +++ b/JKTwitterBot/src/Status_update.txt @@ -1,298 +1,524 @@ (lp0 -S'Suprising how unfit you get when u dont run for a few of weeks' +S"Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants" p1 -aS'"Danger: Avoid death" and other wacky warning labels. Slide show. http://is.gd/kFagtP' +aS'The Basenji is the world\xe2\x80\x99s only barkless dog' p2 -aS'listening to an instrumental track of "my heart will go on" #yeaitshappening' +aS"Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie." p3 -aS'That super clean feeling when you get out the shower #thebest' +aS'"where is your wife Sir?" "i think shes dead too."' p4 -aS'John Mayer <3' +aS'Nose prints are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints.' p5 -aS'CNN on sci-tech-eng-math dropouts: http://is.gd/rOxTzR Resilient, persistent students succeed. Giving up on "hard" majors is too acceptable.' +aS"Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded." p6 -aS"Hope today's a good day :)" +aS'People say happiness takes time, so ima just wait.' p7 -aS'Just overheard two girls talking,"they give this stuff to like homeless people!" "o my gosh I love homeless people!!!" #justloveditsygirls' +aS'my dog is playing with #ANTS , ugh no life -__-' p8 -aS"Documentary on walt Disney's life, now Indian in the cupboard.... I've seen both of these before #familytime #oldmemories" +aS'Random fact: There are 53 sessions at #iste11 that use the word "ipad" as a key word.' p9 -aS'Emergency pet care now done in Peterborough http://bit.ly/kGaXnL' +aS"my mom just bought a golf ball monogrammer for 50 cents at a thrift store... ??? she's excited, i'm confused #storyofmylife #welcomehome" p10 -aS'Is good day!' +aS'A lost Dachshund was found swallowed whole in the stomach of a giant catfish in Berlin on July 2003.' p11 -aS'Slowly but surely going back blonde :D' +aS"The dog is flatulent. And it's dreadful. Ugh." p12 -aS'The long coated Yorkshire Terrier breed: There must be a lot of things worth to know about the Yorkshire Terrier... http://bit.ly/iRyW51' +aS'My dog lol http://t.co/BTzyuRA' p13 -aS'May is National Bike Month, go out and ride a couple miles' +aS"Documentary on walt Disney's life, now Indian in the cupboard.... I've seen both of these before #familytime #oldmemories" p14 -aS'So we meet again!' +aS'There are almost 5 million dog bites per year; children are the main victims. Dog bites cause losses of over $1 billion a year.' p15 -aS'How many people can video chat on FREE version of Skype at one time?' +aS"Cinko's lazy Sunday watching TV. http://instagr.am/p/ETmNz/" p16 -aS"i hate looking at cute clothes i can't buy" +aS'Zorba, an English mastiff, is the biggest dog ever recorded. He weighed 343 pounds and measured 8\' 3" from his nose to his tail.' p17 -aS'Tips about the Shih Tzu dogs: The Shih Tzu breed has dogs in small sizes: their height measures 8 inches and up ... http://bit.ly/jBNcXd' +aS'Pet Health Check-Up: Most Common Dog, Cat Diseases Revealed http://bit.ly/lhFyrQ' p18 -aS'Patience is the companion of wisdom - St. Augustine.' +aS'Dogs and humans are the only animals with prostates.' p19 -aS"You know he's tired when he sleeps next to flip flops and cables! :) http://instagr.am/p/D-rVU/" +aS'Dogs have sweat glands in between their their paws' p20 -aS'Food ( :' +aS"Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks." p21 -aS'I was just looking for someone in my chat list and discovered I had blocked him. Thought the Newbie had been quiet lately! Oops.' +aS'Suprising how unfit you get when u dont run for a few of weeks' p22 -aS"Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants" +aS'Rediscovering my deep affection for country music' p23 -aS'-Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog' +aS'Dog nose prints are as unique as human finger prints and can be used to identify them.' p24 -aS'My dog lol http://t.co/BTzyuRA' +aS'House is going all 127 Hours on me... #sick #canthandleit' p25 -aS'Going to go to sleep :)' +aS'The name of the dog on the Cracker Jacks box is Bingo. The Taco Bell Chihuahua is a rescued dog named Gidget.' p26 -aS'The oldest commercially marketed carbonated drink was Moxie, which became available in apothecaries as a medical tonic in 1876' +aS'Forgot how ridiculous driving in branson is... #weirdesttownever #ijustwanttacobell' p27 -aS'If the gods are watching, the very least we can do is be entertaining' +aS"During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants." p28 -aS"Even tho I don't like figuring out watches I want a pretty one lol all white with crystals. For fashion. Ill look at my fone for the time" +aS"If you're embarrassed to be a fan of something, then you're not a fan. Grow some balls." p29 -aS'"where is your wife Sir?" "i think shes dead too."' +aS'A 50,000 year old cave painting in Europe seems to show a dog-like animal hunting with men.' p30 -aS"LA North Central shelter is overcrowded & countless dogs will be put down this weekend. Please adopt if you're able! http://on.fb.me/lpbLiY" +aS'The Labrador Retriever puppy: Dogs, which suited would make an animal companion, but that is Labrador perfectly ... http://bit.ly/lxZsfq' p31 -aS'The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.' +aS'Humans have kept dogs as pets for over 12,000 years' p32 -aS'People say happiness takes time, so ima just wait.' +aS"i hate looking at cute clothes i can't buy" p33 -aS'It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky' +aS'Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?' p34 -aS'Prettiest "bear" ever! http://picplz.com/rs0n' +aS'Hang On Sloopy is the official rock song of Ohio.' p35 -aS'Prevent bad breath in dogs, by you you the best dental care: Many people around the world own dogs, because they... http://bit.ly/jvYxhC' +aS'Call me old fashioned, but I actually take relationships seriously.' p36 -aS'A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.' +aS'Dogs with big, square heads and large ears (like the Saint Bernard) are the best at hearing subsonic sounds.' p37 -aS'House is going all 127 Hours on me... #sick #canthandleit' +aS'I love tv' p38 -aS"Body's Healing Power Used To Cure Dogs, Cats http://bit.ly/kqU9nF" +aS"Studies show that some dogs can detect cancer by smelling a person's breath" p39 -aS'Call me old fashioned, but I actually take relationships seriously.' +aS'Its so hot out' p40 -aS'Rain, rain. Go away..' +aS'Dalmatians are completely white at birth.' p41 -aS"Was to be a working long weekend for me, but my printer is out of toner, and I've been told I can't have a new one till first of next week." +aS'Apple and pear seeds contain arsenic, which may be deadly to dogs.' p42 -aS'Having fun at the Cordillera Ranch Shindig! http://instagr.am/p/Dutua/' +aS'Potentially dangerous dog treats recalled http://bit.ly/jgPcJ1' p43 -aS'we need some rain, our deserts are drying up ;o' +aS'Really missing #nbcCommunity tonight. Michael Scott, too. #TheOffice' p44 -aS'The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop & Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra\'s "Its A Wonderful Life"' +aS'I bet the Presidential Seal gets to eat all the fish he wants' p45 -aS'5 people in first period...' +aS'Dogs have sweat glands in between their paws.' p46 -aS'Animals that lay eggs don\x92t have belly buttons.' +aS'It is much easier for dogs to learn spoken commands if they are given in conjunction with hand signals or gestures.' p47 -aS'All my neighbors are sitting outside for a smoke. I find this amusing.' +aS'brain full. no more room in brain. #actionstudio' p48 -aS'A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.' +aS'Petting dogs is proven to lower blood pressure of dog owners.' p49 -aS'so tired... and it will be another busy weekend. Longing for a weekend where I can actually relax! #tootiredtothink' +aS'A dog most likely interprets a smiling person as baring their teeth, which is an act of aggression.' p50 -aS"This is what happens every time I have a meeting at Kate's Frosting... Yum! http://instagr.am/p/C7INn/" +aS'My sister and her prom date! such cuties xx http://twitpic.com/506nmg' p51 -aS'Finally getting the hang of twitter .. :D' +aS'BORED.' p52 -aS'"I worry for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel they can be sassy, weird, geeky, smart, independent, not so withered and shriveled"' +aS'If never spayed or neutered, a female dog, her mate, and their puppies could product over 66,000 dogs in 6 years!' p53 -aS"Couldn't study in the union because of the very loud mexican fiesta music. Never been so happy to be interrupted :)" +aS'Dogs are mentioned 14 times in the Bible, but domestic cats are not mentioned at all.' p54 -aS'Emergency preparedness materials from the US CDC on Zombie preparedness. No kidding. http://is.gd/M4P1PK' +aS'Pool time! Sun bathing time! http://instagr.am/p/DCEZe/' p55 -aS'Forgot how ridiculous driving in branson is... #weirdesttownever #ijustwanttacobell' +aS'Why is it that my time in New York consists of sleeping and eating at the sheraton and walking through the airport! :(' p56 -aS"You're as weak as the hearts you break." +aS'Plato once said that \xe2\x80\x9da dog has the soul of a philosopher\xe2\x80\x9d' p57 -aS'I get home from buying Kinect to find Mexican food waiting for me' +aS'my dog really think he a baby, smh. http://twitpic.com/50anm3' p58 -aS'the school is so quiet!' +aS'Work seemed too drag on forever today! but on the plus side i bought myself a nice little dress for tonight! :) :)' p59 -aS"April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack" +aS"The World's first dog show took place in Great Britain in 1859." p60 -aS'brain full. no more room in brain. #actionstudio' +aS'Cynic: A person who has an accurate view of the world. Optimist: A cynic in the making. Pessimist: A cynic with a vivid memory' p61 -aS'OK. go!' +aS'At the end of WWI, the German government trained the first guide dogs for war-blinded soldiers.' p62 -aS'Some people are merely alive because it is against the law to kill them' +aS'The Basenji is the world\xe2\x80\x99s only barkless dog.' p63 -aS'The \x91Oz\x92 in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."' +aS"A dog's heartbeat is 70-120 times per minute." p64 -aS'soo freaked out! keep hearing noise and my dog is whroofing at the door :| :|' +aS'If the gods are watching, the very least we can do is be entertaining' p65 -aS"Am I the only one that's glad that the ~hipster~ trend is dead now?" -p66 aS'To the market, then to the garden.' +p66 +aS'Just overheard two girls talking,"they give this stuff to like homeless people!" "o my gosh I love homeless people!!!" #justloveditsygirls' p67 -aS'never. a. dull. moment.' +aS"Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt." p68 -aS'Work seemed too drag on forever today! but on the plus side i bought myself a nice little dress for tonight! :) :)' +aS'The coyote is a member of the dog family and its scientific name, "canis latrans" means barking dog.' p69 -aS'awe just found out my puppys brother died yesturday :/ How sad <||3' +aS'"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."' p70 -aS'In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated' +aS'Listening to music and playing angry birds all first period :)' p71 -aS"There's fireworks. The flatulent dog is cowering under me. Awesome." +aS'I hate the feeling of being really really tired ! #sucks' p72 -aS"I'm texting &walking my dog &walk into a puddle that soaked my entire left foot. -.-" +aS"Body's Healing Power Used To Cure Dogs, Cats http://bit.ly/kqU9nF" p73 -aS"Little sister got her prom tonight! must admit im quite jealous.. doesn't seem long ago it was mine! :(" +aS"Dogs can't see colors. They're color blind. (Although some say that they can differentiate many colors)." p74 -aS'Off to bed... long day tomorrow. Have a good one all! Sweet Dreams!' +aS'The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.' p75 -aS'Really missing #nbcCommunity tonight. Michael Scott, too. #TheOffice' +aS'The earliest European images of dogs are found in cave paintings dating back 12,000 years ago in Spain.' p76 -aS"Do people not know that Selena has saved almost 10 dogs from dying? She's one of the biggest animal lovers... http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzoq8e" +aS'"I worry for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel they can be sassy, weird, geeky, smart, independent, not so withered and shriveled"' p77 -aS"The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum" +aS'Most experts believe humans domesticated dogs before donkeys, horses, sheep, goats, cattle, cats, or chickens.' p78 -aS"Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go." +aS'The Dalmatian is the only dog that gets gout.' p79 -aS'I bet the Presidential Seal gets to eat all the fish he wants' +aS'good thing dogs dont talk, i would be in too much trouble' p80 -aS"Cinko's lazy Sunday watching TV. http://instagr.am/p/ETmNz/" +aS'John Mayer <3' p81 -aS"precious old man just talked to me in starbucks for an hour, told me all abt his songs & children's stories #whoknows? #couldbejesus" +aS'-Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog' p82 -aS'Had Thai for dinner. Full to my eyeballs.' +aS'The American Kennel Club, the most influential dog club in the United States, was founded in 1884.' p83 -aS'The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.' +aS'Touch is the first sense the dog develops. The entire body, including the paws, is covered with touch-sensitive nerve endings.' p84 -aS'Trimmed the hedges of my house for the first time ever. I may not have a future in landscaping but at least they http://instagr.am/p/DIG_j/' +aS'Hydroxydesoxycorticosterone and hydroxydeoxycorticosterones are the largest anagrams.' p85 -aS'Its so hot out' +aS"Hope today's a good day :)" p86 -aS'I love tv' +aS"Strangley enough, I'm having trouble coming up with a billion dollar idea that would innovate the world of technology" p87 -aS"my mom just bought a golf ball monogrammer for 50 cents at a thrift store... ??? she's excited, i'm confused #storyofmylife #welcomehome" +aS'I was just looking for someone in my chat list and discovered I had blocked him. Thought the Newbie had been quiet lately! Oops.' p88 -aS"we'll never run, away, so stand and fight another day" +aS'The shape of a dog\xe2\x80\x99s face can help predict how long a dog will live' p89 -aS'In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.' +aS'Animals that lay eggs don\x92t have belly buttons.' p90 -aS'#nw kitchen nightmares' +aS'thats pizza was yum [:' p91 -aS'Why is it that my time in New York consists of sleeping and eating at the sheraton and walking through the airport! :(' +aS'Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.' p92 -aS'A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour' +aS'A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.' p93 -aS'Random fact: There are 53 sessions at #iste11 that use the word "ipad" as a key word.' +aS'Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.' p94 -aS"You know you're texting too much when your dog taps your hand with his paw to get you to stop and pay attention to him. :)" +aS'Eighteen muscles or more can move a dog\xe2\x80\x99s ear.' p95 -aS'What should you and your dog should not fed: Ever wondered whether you are feeding your dog the right foods? Her... http://bit.ly/k547NT' +aS'The oldest breed of dog is the Saluki.' p96 -aS'BORED.' +aS'Bloodhound dogs have a keen sense of smell and have been used since the Middle Ages to track criminals' p97 -aS'The Labrador Retriever puppy: Dogs, which suited would make an animal companion, but that is Labrador perfectly ... http://bit.ly/lxZsfq' +aS'Every person has a unique tongue print.' p98 -aS'good thing dogs dont talk, i would be in too much trouble' +aS'Honeybees have hair on their eyes.' p99 -aS'Awesome. Feral parakeets. http://is.gd/PeePZm' +aS'never. a. dull. moment.' p100 -aS'Cynic: A person who has an accurate view of the world. Optimist: A cynic in the making. Pessimist: A cynic with a vivid memory' +aS'Dogs and cats consume almost $7 billion worth of pet food a year.' p101 -aS'Potentially dangerous dog treats recalled http://bit.ly/jgPcJ1' +aS'Prevent bad breath in dogs, by you you the best dental care: Many people around the world own dogs, because they... http://bit.ly/jvYxhC' p102 -aS'In in the front yard cleaning my fountain and peeps honk a hi and wave.' +aS'Dolphins sleep with one eye open.' p103 -aS'Saw a random boy wearing a guy Harvey kappa shirt!! #proudmama' +aS'The long coated Yorkshire Terrier breed: There must be a lot of things worth to know about the Yorkshire Terrier... http://bit.ly/iRyW51' p104 -aS'My dog has a lazy eye lol' +aS'awe just found out my puppys brother died yesturday :/ How sad <||3' p105 -aS'The day you decide to do it, is your lucky day' +aS"I'm texting &walking my dog &walk into a puddle that soaked my entire left foot. -.-" p106 -aS"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun" +aS'The most dogs ever owned by one person were 5,000 Mastiffs owned by Kubla Khan.' p107 -aS'Sink your teeth into dog bite prevention http://bit.ly/moqWcT' +aS'How many people can video chat on FREE version of Skype at one time?' p108 -aS'Rediscovering my deep affection for country music' +aS"Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go through them alone." p109 -aS"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?" +aS"A dog's pregnancy is 60 Days." p110 -aS"Beautiful day and I'm inside. Such a shame" +aS"we'll never run, away, so stand and fight another day" p111 -aS'I hate the feeling of being really really tired ! #sucks' +aS'The world\'s smallest dog is the Chihuahua, which means "tiny dog in the sky."' p112 -aS'Alexander the Great was an epileptic.' +aS'Is good day!' p113 -aS'Traditional Art: Renewable energy world http://t.co/TzTb7Lz' +aS'Emergency pet care now done in Peterborough http://bit.ly/kGaXnL' p114 -aS'Zzzzz' +aS'In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.' p115 -aS'Remarks by the President, CIA Director Leon Panetta, and DNI Director James Clapper to the Intelligence Communit... http://bit.ly/kIRCYd' +aS'Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.' p116 -aS"The dog is flatulent. And it's dreadful. Ugh." +aS'Dogs have a wet nose to collect more of the tiny droplets of smelling chemicals in the air.' p117 -aS'Oh my some girls are wayyyy to desperate!' +aS'There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.' p118 -aS"Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go through them alone." +aS'Dog nose prints are as unique as human fingerprints' p119 -aS'Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.' +aS'Going to go to sleep :)' p120 -aS'I wish Capri suns were bigger!' +aS'Tips about the Shih Tzu dogs: The Shih Tzu breed has dogs in small sizes: their height measures 8 inches and up ... http://bit.ly/jBNcXd' p121 -aS"It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time. (Try it!)" +aS'The grief suffered after a pet dog dies can be the same as that experienced after the death of a person.' p122 -aS'thats pizza was yum [:' +aS'The oldest commercially marketed carbonated drink was Moxie, which became available in apothecaries as a medical tonic in 1876' p123 -aS'Some tips about the Labrador dogs: The very popular Labrador search race many dog lovers. Before but this breed ... http://bit.ly/lj5Wr4' +aS'Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy.' p124 -aS'There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.' +aS'I get home from buying Kinect to find Mexican food waiting for me' p125 -aS'Who let the dogs out???' +aS'Twenty five percent of dogs that enter local shelters are purebred.' p126 -aS'My sister and her prom date! such cuties xx http://twitpic.com/506nmg' +aS'Golden Retrievers may improve a person\xe2\x80\x99s chance of attracting a date' p127 -aS"It's senior skip day or something like that." +aS'CNN on sci-tech-eng-math dropouts: http://is.gd/rOxTzR Resilient, persistent students succeed. Giving up on "hard" majors is too acceptable.' p128 -aS'\x93Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\x94' +aS'About one family in three owns a dog.' p129 -aS'Pet Health Check-Up: Most Common Dog, Cat Diseases Revealed http://bit.ly/lhFyrQ' +aS'Europeans in the Middle Ages used to call coffee the Arabic Wine' p130 -aS'my dog really think he a baby, smh. http://twitpic.com/50anm3' +aS'In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated' p131 -aS"If you're embarrassed to be a fan of something, then you're not a fan. Grow some balls." +aS'I wish Capri suns were bigger!' p132 -aS'Listening to music and playing angry birds all first period :)' +aS"A dog's smell is estimated at 1 million times better than humans." p133 -aS"Don't ask for advice if your not gonna use it!" +aS'The most popular dog breed in Canada, U.S., and Great Britain is the Labrador retriever.' p134 -aS'good things happen to those who wait.' +aS'Countess Karlotta Libenstein of Germany left approximately $106 million to her Alsatin, Gunther III, when she died in 1992.' p135 -aS'The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on' +aS'Dogs have lived with humans for over 14,000 years. Cats have lived with people for only 7,000 years.' p136 -aS'Redbud and a flowering plum in bloom at my house. http://twitpic.com/506eu9' +aS"Was to be a working long weekend for me, but my printer is out of toner, and I've been told I can't have a new one till first of next week." p137 -aS'my dog is playing with #ANTS , ugh no life -__-' +aS'A puppy is born blind, deaf, and toothless.' p138 -aS"Just saved my dog's life. Seriously. He had a stick wedged in the roof of his mouth. He's fine. I'm still shaken up." +aS"That scene in the sixth sense where Cole gets locked in the closet is the reason why I don't like most kids." p139 -aS'Phone charger and MacB charger in my locker at law school' +aS'One female dog and her female children could produce 4,372 puppies in seven years.' p140 -aS'Where is my beach? I miss it! I need my swim to keep me fit and happy' +aS'Phone charger and MacB charger in my locker at law school' p141 -aS'A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.' +aS'What should you and your dog should not fed: Ever wondered whether you are feeding your dog the right foods? Her... http://bit.ly/k547NT' p142 -aS'Europeans in the Middle Ages used to call coffee the Arabic Wine' +aS'Sink your teeth into dog bite prevention http://bit.ly/moqWcT' p143 -aS'Pool time! Sun bathing time! http://instagr.am/p/DCEZe/' +aS'Traditional Art: Renewable energy world http://t.co/TzTb7Lz' p144 -aS"That scene in the sixth sense where Cole gets locked in the closet is the reason why I don't like most kids." +aS'Some tips about the Labrador dogs: The very popular Labrador search race many dog lovers. Before but this breed ... http://bit.ly/lj5Wr4' p145 -aS'The ideal time to dog obedience start to correct training behavior problems: The time, to dog training must star... http://bit.ly/kUkar1' +aS'At the end of the Beatles\' song "A Day in the Life", a high-pitched dog whistle was recorded by Paul McCartney for his sheepdog.' p146 -aS"Strangley enough, I'm having trouble coming up with a billion dollar idea that would innovate the world of technology" +aS'Saw a random boy wearing a guy Harvey kappa shirt!! #proudmama' p147 -aS'"911 whats your emergency?" "i ODed on weed...and I think I\'m dead" lolololol' +aS"This is what happens every time I have a meeting at Kate's Frosting... Yum! http://instagr.am/p/C7INn/" p148 -a. +aS'The \x91Oz\x92 in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."' +p149 +aS'Trimmed the hedges of my house for the first time ever. I may not have a future in landscaping but at least they http://instagr.am/p/DIG_j/' +p150 +aS'Remarks by the President, CIA Director Leon Panetta, and DNI Director James Clapper to the Intelligence Communit... http://bit.ly/kIRCYd' +p151 +aS"It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time. (Try it!)" +p152 +aS'we need some rain, our deserts are drying up ;o' +p153 +aS"Beautiful day and I'm inside. Such a shame" +p154 +aS'61 The U.S. has the highest dog population in the world. France has the second highest.' +p155 +aS'A dog, named Laika, was the first in space in 1957.' +p156 +aS'Dogs have about 100 different facial expressions, most of them made with the ears.' +p157 +aS'So we meet again!' +p158 +aS"Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants." +p159 +aS'Dogs are responsible for most drug busts.' +p160 +aS'Patience is the companion of wisdom - St. Augustine.' +p161 +aS'In early Christian tradition, Saint Christopher, the patron saint of travelers, is sometimes depicted with a dog\xe2\x80\x99s head.' +p162 +aS'All my neighbors are sitting outside for a smoke. I find this amusing.' +p163 +aS"You know you're texting too much when your dog taps your hand with his paw to get you to stop and pay attention to him. :)" +p164 +aS'My dog has a lazy eye lol' +p165 +aS'That super clean feeling when you get out the shower #thebest' +p166 +aS'The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on' +p167 +aS"Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go." +p168 +aS'The day you decide to do it, is your lucky day' +p169 +aS'"Danger: Avoid death" and other wacky warning labels. Slide show. http://is.gd/kFagtP' +p170 +aS'#nw kitchen nightmares' +p171 +aS'The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.' +p172 +aS'The Basenji is the only dog that cannot bark.' +p173 +aS'Some people are merely alive because it is against the law to kill them' +p174 +aS'There are an estimated 400 million dogs in the world.' +p175 +aS'Studies show that petting a dog lowers blood pressure' +p176 +aS'Where is my beach? I miss it! I need my swim to keep me fit and happy' +p177 +aS'It costs approximately $10,000 to train a federally certified search and rescue dog.' +p178 +aS'Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.' +p179 +aS"Am I the only one that's glad that the ~hipster~ trend is dead now?" +p180 +aS'Prettiest "bear" ever! http://picplz.com/rs0n' +p181 +aS'The most popular male dog names are Max and Jake. The most popular female dog names are Maggie and Molly.' +p182 +aS'Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.' +p183 +aS'The best dog to reportedly attract a date is the Golden Retriever. The worst is the Pit Bull.' +p184 +aS'Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed.' +p185 +aS'so tired... and it will be another busy weekend. Longing for a weekend where I can actually relax! #tootiredtothink' +p186 +aS'Plato once said that \xe2\x80\x9ca dog has the soul of a philosopher.\xe2\x80\x9d' +p187 +aS'Dachshunds were bred to fight badgers in their dens.' +p188 +aS'Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."' +p189 +aS'Off to bed... long day tomorrow. Have a good one all! Sweet Dreams!' +p190 +aS'Giraffes have no vocal cords.' +p191 +aS'The Beagle and Collie are the nosiest dogs, while the Akbash Dog and the Basenji are the quietest.' +p192 +aS"Goethe couldn't stand the sound of barking dogs and could only write if he had an apple rotting in the drawer of his desk." +p193 +aS'"911 whats your emergency?" "i ODed on weed...and I think I\'m dead" lolololol' +p194 +aS'\x93Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\x94' +p195 +aS"Even tho I don't like figuring out watches I want a pretty one lol all white with crystals. For fashion. Ill look at my fone for the time" +p196 +aS'It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky' +p197 +aS'Alexander the Great is said to have founded and named a city Peritas, in memory of his dog.' +p198 +aS'Slowly but surely going back blonde :D' +p199 +aS'Some scholars speculate that Dorothy\xe2\x80\x99s dog, Toto, may represent the Egyptian god of death, Anubis' +p200 +aS'Alexander the Great was an epileptic.' +p201 +aS'Supposedly the smartest dogs are the border collie, poodle and golden retriever. While the dumbest dog is the afghan.' +p202 +aS'A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.' +p203 +aS"You're as weak as the hearts you break." +p204 +aS'The average dog can run about 19 mph. Greyhounds are the fastest dogs on Earth and can run at speeds of 45 mph.' +p205 +aS"Couldn't study in the union because of the very loud mexican fiesta music. Never been so happy to be interrupted :)" +p206 +aS'A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.' +p207 +aS'The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop & Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra\'s "Its A Wonderful Life"' +p208 +aS"Little sister got her prom tonight! must admit im quite jealous.. doesn't seem long ago it was mine! :(" +p209 +aS'Redbud and a flowering plum in bloom at my house. http://twitpic.com/506eu9' +p210 +aS'Dogs in a pack are more likely to chase and hunt than a single dog on its own. Two dogs are enough to form a pack.' +p211 +aS'A dog\xe2\x80\x99s shoulder blades are unattached to the rest of the skeleton to allow greater flexibility for running.' +p212 +aS'Zzzzz' +p213 +aS'Bingo is the name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box.' +p214 +aS"There's fireworks. The flatulent dog is cowering under me. Awesome." +p215 +aS'A dog can locate the source of a sound in 1/600 of a second and can hear sounds four times farther away than a human can.' +p216 +aS"April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack" +p217 +aS'"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.' +p218 +aS'Finally getting the hang of twitter .. :D' +p219 +aS"It's senior skip day or something like that." +p220 +aS"Just saved my dog's life. Seriously. He had a stick wedged in the roof of his mouth. He's fine. I'm still shaken up." +p221 +aS'Puppies are sometimes rejected by their mother if they are born by cesarean and cleaned up before being given back to her.' +p222 +aS"Do people not know that Selena has saved almost 10 dogs from dying? She's one of the biggest animal lovers... http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzoq8e" +p223 +aS'Dr. Seuss pronounced "Seuss" such that it rhymed with "rejoice."' +p224 +aS"precious old man just talked to me in starbucks for an hour, told me all abt his songs & children's stories #whoknows? #couldbejesus" +p225 +aS'Oh my some girls are wayyyy to desperate!' +p226 +aS'A person should never kick a dog facing him or her. Some dogs can bite 10 times before a human can respond.' +p227 +aS"Don't ask for advice if your not gonna use it!" +p228 +aS'Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.' +p229 +aS"The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum" +p230 +aS'February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.' +p231 +aS'Dogs have three eyelids. The third lid, called a nictitating membrane or \xe2\x80\x9chaw,\xe2\x80\x9d keeps the eye lubricated and protected.' +p232 +aS'Who let the dogs out???' +p233 +aS'Had Thai for dinner. Full to my eyeballs.' +p234 +aS'Food ( :' +p235 +aS'In in the front yard cleaning my fountain and peeps honk a hi and wave.' +p236 +aS"You know he's tired when he sleeps next to flip flops and cables! :) http://instagr.am/p/D-rVU/" +p237 +aS'Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.' +p238 +aS'The ideal time to dog obedience start to correct training behavior problems: The time, to dog training must star... http://bit.ly/kUkar1' +p239 +aS'OK. go!' +p240 +aS'the school is so quiet!' +p241 +aS'soo freaked out! keep hearing noise and my dog is whroofing at the door :| :|' +p242 +aS"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun" +p243 +aS'Rain, rain. Go away..' +p244 +aS'Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks.' +p245 +aS'Emergency preparedness materials from the US CDC on Zombie preparedness. No kidding. http://is.gd/M4P1PK' +p246 +aS'Having fun at the Cordillera Ranch Shindig! http://instagr.am/p/Dutua/' +p247 +aS'The average dog has 42 permanent teeth.' +p248 +aS'5 people in first period...' +p249 +aS'good things happen to those who wait.' +p250 +aS'May is National Bike Month, go out and ride a couple miles' +p251 +aS'listening to an instrumental track of "my heart will go on" #yeaitshappening' +p252 +aS'A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour' +p253 +aS'Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.' +p254 +aS'Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.' +p255 +aS'There are 701 types of pure breed dogs. (Although this is a disputable by many.)' +p256 +aS"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?" +p257 +aS'The first dog show in the US was in Detroit, Michigan in 1857.' +p258 +aS"LA North Central shelter is overcrowded & countless dogs will be put down this weekend. Please adopt if you're able! http://on.fb.me/lpbLiY" +p259 +aS'Awesome. Feral parakeets. http://is.gd/PeePZm' +p260 +aS'The normal body temperature for a dog is 101.2 degrees F.' +p261 +a.
\ No newline at end of file diff --git a/JKTwitterBot/src/listwork.py b/JKTwitterBot/src/listwork.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f0b48f0 --- /dev/null +++ b/JKTwitterBot/src/listwork.py @@ -0,0 +1,48 @@ +#!/usr/bin/python + +import pickle +import random + +def shuffle(name): + with open(name, 'rb') as f: + tweets = pickle.load(f) + + random.shuffle(tweets) + + with open(name, 'wb') as f: + pickle.dump(tweets, f) + +def add(name, fn): + run = True + + with open(name, 'rb') as f: + tweets = pickle.load(f) + + with open(fn, 'r') as f: + for line in f: + if len(line) < 130: + tweets.append(line.strip()) + + with open(name, 'wb') as f: + pickle.dump(tweets, f) + +def test(name): + run = True + i = 0 + oops = [] + + while run: + line = raw_input() + + if line == '.': + run = False + + else: + if len(line) > 130: + oops.append(i) + + i += 1 + + print oops + + |