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S"Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants"
p1
aS'The Basenji is the world\xe2\x80\x99s only barkless dog'
p2
aS"Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie."
p3
aS'"where is your wife Sir?" "i think shes dead too."'
p4
aS'Nose prints are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints.'
p5
aS"Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded."
p6
aS'People say happiness takes time, so ima just wait.'
p7
aS'my dog is playing with #ANTS , ugh no life -__-'
p8
aS'Random fact: There are 53 sessions at #iste11 that use the word "ipad" as a key word.'
p9
aS"my mom just bought a golf ball monogrammer for 50 cents at a thrift store... ??? she's excited, i'm confused #storyofmylife #welcomehome"
p10
aS'A lost Dachshund was found swallowed whole in the stomach of a giant catfish in Berlin on July 2003.'
p11
aS"The dog is flatulent. And it's dreadful. Ugh."
p12
aS'My dog lol  http://t.co/BTzyuRA'
p13
aS"Documentary on walt Disney's life,  now Indian in the cupboard.... I've seen both of these before #familytime #oldmemories"
p14
aS'There are almost 5 million dog bites per year; children are the main victims. Dog bites cause losses of over $1 billion a year.'
p15
aS"Cinko's lazy Sunday watching TV.  http://instagr.am/p/ETmNz/"
p16
aS'Zorba, an English mastiff, is the biggest dog ever recorded. He weighed 343 pounds and measured 8\' 3" from his nose to his tail.'
p17
aS'Pet Health Check-Up: Most Common Dog, Cat Diseases Revealed http://bit.ly/lhFyrQ'
p18
aS'Dogs and humans are the only animals with prostates.'
p19
aS'Dogs have sweat glands in between their their paws'
p20
aS"Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks."
p21
aS'Suprising how unfit you get when u dont run for a few of weeks'
p22
aS'Rediscovering my deep affection for country music'
p23
aS'Dog nose prints are as unique as human finger prints and can be used to identify them.'
p24
aS'House is going all 127 Hours on me... #sick #canthandleit'
p25
aS'The name of the dog on the Cracker Jacks box is Bingo. The Taco Bell Chihuahua is a rescued dog named Gidget.'
p26
aS'Forgot how ridiculous driving in branson is... #weirdesttownever #ijustwanttacobell'
p27
aS"During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants."
p28
aS"If you're embarrassed to be a fan of something, then you're not a fan. Grow some balls."
p29
aS'A 50,000 year old cave painting in Europe seems to show a dog-like animal hunting with men.'
p30
aS'The Labrador Retriever puppy: Dogs, which suited would make an animal companion, but that is Labrador perfectly ... http://bit.ly/lxZsfq'
p31
aS'Humans have kept dogs as pets for over 12,000 years'
p32
aS"i hate looking at cute clothes i can't buy"
p33
aS'Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?'
p34
aS'Hang On Sloopy is the official rock song of Ohio.'
p35
aS'Call me old fashioned, but I actually take relationships seriously.'
p36
aS'Dogs with big, square heads and large ears (like the Saint Bernard) are the best at hearing subsonic sounds.'
p37
aS'I love tv'
p38
aS"Studies show that some dogs can detect cancer by smelling a person's breath"
p39
aS'Its so hot out'
p40
aS'Dalmatians are completely white at birth.'
p41
aS'Apple and pear seeds contain arsenic, which may be deadly to dogs.'
p42
aS'Potentially dangerous dog treats recalled http://bit.ly/jgPcJ1'
p43
aS'Really missing #nbcCommunity tonight. Michael Scott, too. #TheOffice'
p44
aS'I bet the Presidential Seal gets to eat all the fish he wants'
p45
aS'Dogs have sweat glands in between their paws.'
p46
aS'It is much easier for dogs to learn spoken commands if they are given in conjunction with hand signals or gestures.'
p47
aS'brain full. no more room in brain. #actionstudio'
p48
aS'Petting dogs is proven to lower blood pressure of dog owners.'
p49
aS'A dog most likely interprets a smiling person as baring their teeth, which is an act of aggression.'
p50
aS'My sister and her prom date! such cuties xx http://twitpic.com/506nmg'
p51
aS'BORED.'
p52
aS'If never spayed or neutered, a female dog, her mate, and their puppies could product over 66,000 dogs in 6 years!'
p53
aS'Dogs are mentioned 14 times in the Bible, but domestic cats are not mentioned at all.'
p54
aS'Pool time! Sun bathing time! http://instagr.am/p/DCEZe/'
p55
aS'Why is it that my time in New York consists of sleeping and eating at the sheraton and walking through the airport! :('
p56
aS'Plato once said that \xe2\x80\x9da dog has the soul of a philosopher\xe2\x80\x9d'
p57
aS'my dog really think he a baby, smh.  http://twitpic.com/50anm3'
p58
aS'Work seemed too drag on forever today! but on the plus side i bought myself a nice little dress for tonight! :) :)'
p59
aS"The World's first dog show took place in Great Britain in 1859."
p60
aS'Cynic: A person who has an accurate view of the world. Optimist: A cynic in the making. Pessimist: A cynic with a vivid memory'
p61
aS'At the end of WWI, the German government trained the first guide dogs for war-blinded soldiers.'
p62
aS'The Basenji is the world\xe2\x80\x99s only barkless dog.'
p63
aS"A dog's heartbeat is 70-120 times per minute."
p64
aS'If the gods are watching, the very least we can do is be entertaining'
p65
aS'To the market, then to the garden.'
p66
aS'Just overheard two girls talking,"they give this stuff to like homeless people!" "o my gosh I love homeless people!!!" #justloveditsygirls'
p67
aS"Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt."
p68
aS'The coyote is a member of the dog family and its scientific name, "canis latrans" means barking dog.'
p69
aS'"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."'
p70
aS'Listening to music and playing angry birds all first period :)'
p71
aS'I hate the feeling of being really really tired ! #sucks'
p72
aS"Body's Healing Power Used To Cure Dogs, Cats http://bit.ly/kqU9nF"
p73
aS"Dogs can't see colors. They're color blind. (Although some say that they can differentiate many colors)."
p74
aS'The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.'
p75
aS'The earliest European images of dogs are found in cave paintings dating back 12,000 years ago in Spain.'
p76
aS'"I worry for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel they can be sassy, weird, geeky, smart, independent, not so withered and shriveled"'
p77
aS'Most experts believe humans domesticated dogs before donkeys, horses, sheep, goats, cattle, cats, or chickens.'
p78
aS'The Dalmatian is the only dog that gets gout.'
p79
aS'good thing dogs dont talk, i would be in too much trouble'
p80
aS'John Mayer <3'
p81
aS'-Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog'
p82
aS'The American Kennel Club, the most influential dog club in the United States, was founded in 1884.'
p83
aS'Touch is the first sense the dog develops. The entire body, including the paws, is covered with touch-sensitive nerve endings.'
p84
aS'Hydroxydesoxycorticosterone and hydroxydeoxycorticosterones are the largest anagrams.'
p85
aS"Hope today's a good day :)"
p86
aS"Strangley enough, I'm having trouble coming up with a billion dollar idea that would innovate the world of technology"
p87
aS'I was just looking for someone in my chat list and discovered I had blocked him. Thought the Newbie had been quiet lately! Oops.'
p88
aS'The shape of a dog\xe2\x80\x99s face can help predict how long a dog will live'
p89
aS'Animals that lay eggs don\x92t have belly buttons.'
p90
aS'thats pizza was yum [:'
p91
aS'Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.'
p92
aS'A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.'
p93
aS'Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.'
p94
aS'Eighteen muscles or more can move a dog\xe2\x80\x99s ear.'
p95
aS'The oldest breed of dog is the Saluki.'
p96
aS'Bloodhound dogs have a keen sense of smell and have been used since the Middle Ages to track criminals'
p97
aS'Every person has a unique tongue print.'
p98
aS'Honeybees have hair on their eyes.'
p99
aS'never. a. dull. moment.'
p100
aS'Dogs and cats consume almost $7 billion worth of pet food a year.'
p101
aS'Prevent bad breath in dogs, by you you the best dental care: Many people around the world own dogs, because they... http://bit.ly/jvYxhC'
p102
aS'Dolphins sleep with one eye open.'
p103
aS'The long coated Yorkshire Terrier breed: There must be a lot of things worth to know about the Yorkshire Terrier... http://bit.ly/iRyW51'
p104
aS'awe just found out my puppys brother died yesturday :/ How sad &lt;||3'
p105
aS"I'm texting &walking my dog &walk into a puddle that soaked my entire left foot. -.-"
p106
aS'The most dogs ever owned by one person were 5,000 Mastiffs owned by Kubla Khan.'
p107
aS'How many people can video chat on FREE version of Skype at one time?'
p108
aS"Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go through them alone."
p109
aS"A dog's pregnancy is 60 Days."
p110
aS"we'll never run, away, so stand and fight another day"
p111
aS'The world\'s smallest dog is the Chihuahua, which means "tiny dog in the sky."'
p112
aS'Is good day!'
p113
aS'Emergency pet care now done in Peterborough http://bit.ly/kGaXnL'
p114
aS'In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.'
p115
aS'Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.'
p116
aS'Dogs have a wet nose to collect more of the tiny droplets of smelling chemicals in the air.'
p117
aS'There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.'
p118
aS'Dog nose prints are as unique as human fingerprints'
p119
aS'Going to go to sleep :)'
p120
aS'Tips about the Shih Tzu dogs: The Shih Tzu breed has dogs in small sizes: their height measures 8 inches and up ... http://bit.ly/jBNcXd'
p121
aS'The grief suffered after a pet dog dies can be the same as that experienced after the death of a person.'
p122
aS'The oldest commercially marketed carbonated drink was Moxie, which became available in apothecaries as a medical tonic in 1876'
p123
aS'Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy.'
p124
aS'I get home from buying Kinect to find Mexican food waiting for me'
p125
aS'Twenty five percent of dogs that enter local shelters are purebred.'
p126
aS'Golden Retrievers may improve a person\xe2\x80\x99s chance of attracting a date'
p127
aS'CNN on sci-tech-eng-math dropouts: http://is.gd/rOxTzR Resilient, persistent students succeed. Giving up on "hard" majors is too acceptable.'
p128
aS'About one family in three owns a dog.'
p129
aS'Europeans in the Middle Ages used to call coffee the Arabic Wine'
p130
aS'In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated'
p131
aS'I wish Capri suns were bigger!'
p132
aS"A dog's smell is estimated at 1 million times better than humans."
p133
aS'The most popular dog breed in Canada, U.S., and Great Britain is the Labrador retriever.'
p134
aS'Countess Karlotta Libenstein of Germany left approximately $106 million to her Alsatin, Gunther III, when she died in 1992.'
p135
aS'Dogs have lived with humans for over 14,000 years. Cats have lived with people for only 7,000 years.'
p136
aS"Was to be a working long weekend for me, but my printer is out of toner, and I've been told I can't have a new one till first of next week."
p137
aS'A puppy is born blind, deaf, and toothless.'
p138
aS"That scene in the sixth sense where Cole gets locked in the closet is the reason why I don't like most kids."
p139
aS'One female dog and her female children could produce 4,372 puppies in seven years.'
p140
aS'Phone charger and MacB charger in my locker at law school'
p141
aS'What should you and your dog should not fed: Ever wondered whether you are feeding your dog the right foods? Her... http://bit.ly/k547NT'
p142
aS'Sink your teeth into dog bite prevention http://bit.ly/moqWcT'
p143
aS'Traditional Art: Renewable energy world http://t.co/TzTb7Lz'
p144
aS'Some tips about the Labrador dogs: The very popular Labrador search race many dog lovers. Before but this breed ... http://bit.ly/lj5Wr4'
p145
aS'At the end of the Beatles\' song "A Day in the Life", a high-pitched dog whistle was recorded by Paul McCartney for his sheepdog.'
p146
aS'Saw a random boy wearing a guy Harvey kappa shirt!! #proudmama'
p147
aS"This is what happens every time I have a meeting at Kate's Frosting... Yum! http://instagr.am/p/C7INn/"
p148
aS'The \x91Oz\x92 in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."'
p149
aS'Trimmed the hedges of my house for the first time ever. I may not have a future in landscaping but at least they  http://instagr.am/p/DIG_j/'
p150
aS'Remarks by the President, CIA Director Leon Panetta, and DNI Director James Clapper to the Intelligence Communit... http://bit.ly/kIRCYd'
p151
aS"It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time. (Try it!)"
p152
aS'we need some rain, our deserts are drying up ;o'
p153
aS"Beautiful day and I'm inside. Such a shame"
p154
aS'61    The U.S. has the highest dog population in the world. France has the second highest.'
p155
aS'A dog, named Laika, was the first in space in 1957.'
p156
aS'Dogs have about 100 different facial expressions, most of them made with the ears.'
p157
aS'So we meet again!'
p158
aS"Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants."
p159
aS'Dogs are responsible for most drug busts.'
p160
aS'Patience is the companion of wisdom - St. Augustine.'
p161
aS'In early Christian tradition, Saint Christopher, the patron saint of travelers, is sometimes depicted with a dog\xe2\x80\x99s head.'
p162
aS'All my neighbors are sitting outside for a smoke. I find this amusing.'
p163
aS"You know you're texting too much when your dog taps your hand with his paw to get you to stop and pay attention to him. :)"
p164
aS'My dog has a lazy eye lol'
p165
aS'That super clean feeling when you get out the shower #thebest'
p166
aS'The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on'
p167
aS"Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go."
p168
aS'The day you decide to do it, is your lucky day'
p169
aS'"Danger: Avoid death" and other wacky warning labels. Slide show. http://is.gd/kFagtP'
p170
aS'#nw kitchen nightmares'
p171
aS'The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.'
p172
aS'The Basenji is the only dog that cannot bark.'
p173
aS'Some people are merely alive because it is against the law to kill them'
p174
aS'There are an estimated 400 million dogs in the world.'
p175
aS'Studies show that petting a dog lowers blood pressure'
p176
aS'Where is my beach? I miss it! I need my swim to keep me fit and happy'
p177
aS'It costs approximately $10,000 to train a federally certified search and rescue dog.'
p178
aS'Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.'
p179
aS"Am I the only one that's glad that the ~hipster~ trend is dead now?"
p180
aS'Prettiest "bear" ever! http://picplz.com/rs0n'
p181
aS'The most popular male dog names are Max and Jake. The most popular female dog names are Maggie and Molly.'
p182
aS'Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.'
p183
aS'The best dog to reportedly attract a date is the Golden Retriever. The worst is the Pit Bull.'
p184
aS'Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed.'
p185
aS'so tired... and it will be another busy weekend. Longing for a weekend where I can actually relax! #tootiredtothink'
p186
aS'Plato once said that \xe2\x80\x9ca dog has the soul of a philosopher.\xe2\x80\x9d'
p187
aS'Dachshunds were bred to fight badgers in their dens.'
p188
aS'Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."'
p189
aS'Off to bed... long day tomorrow. Have a good one all! Sweet Dreams!'
p190
aS'Giraffes have no vocal cords.'
p191
aS'The Beagle and Collie are the nosiest dogs, while the Akbash Dog and the Basenji are the quietest.'
p192
aS"Goethe couldn't stand the sound of barking dogs and could only write if he had an apple rotting in the drawer of his desk."
p193
aS'"911 whats your emergency?" "i ODed on weed...and I think I\'m dead" lolololol'
p194
aS'\x93Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\x94'
p195
aS"Even tho I don't like figuring out watches I want a pretty one lol all white with crystals. For fashion. Ill look at my fone for the time"
p196
aS'It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky'
p197
aS'Alexander the Great is said to have founded and named a city Peritas, in memory of his dog.'
p198
aS'Slowly but surely going back blonde :D'
p199
aS'Some scholars speculate that Dorothy\xe2\x80\x99s dog, Toto, may represent the Egyptian god of death, Anubis'
p200
aS'Alexander the Great was an epileptic.'
p201
aS'Supposedly the smartest dogs are the border collie, poodle and golden retriever. While the dumbest dog is the afghan.'
p202
aS'A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.'
p203
aS"You're as weak as the hearts you break."
p204
aS'The average dog can run about 19 mph. Greyhounds are the fastest dogs on Earth and can run at speeds of 45 mph.'
p205
aS"Couldn't study in the union because of the very loud mexican fiesta music. Never been so happy to be interrupted :)"
p206
aS'A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.'
p207
aS'The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop & Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra\'s "Its A Wonderful Life"'
p208
aS"Little sister got her prom tonight! must admit im quite jealous.. doesn't seem long ago it was mine! :("
p209
aS'Redbud and a flowering plum in bloom at my house.  http://twitpic.com/506eu9'
p210
aS'Dogs in a pack are more likely to chase and hunt than a single dog on its own. Two dogs are enough to form a pack.'
p211
aS'A dog\xe2\x80\x99s shoulder blades are unattached to the rest of the skeleton to allow greater flexibility for running.'
p212
aS'Zzzzz'
p213
aS'Bingo is the name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box.'
p214
aS"There's fireworks. The flatulent dog is cowering under me. Awesome."
p215
aS'A dog can locate the source of a sound in 1/600 of a second and can hear sounds four times farther away than a human can.'
p216
aS"April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack"
p217
aS'"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.'
p218
aS'Finally getting the hang of twitter .. :D'
p219
aS"It's senior skip day or something like that."
p220
aS"Just saved my dog's life. Seriously. He had a stick wedged in the roof of his mouth. He's fine. I'm still shaken up."
p221
aS'Puppies are sometimes rejected by their mother if they are born by cesarean and cleaned up before being given back to her.'
p222
aS"Do people not know that Selena has saved almost 10 dogs from dying? She's one of the biggest animal lovers... http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzoq8e"
p223
aS'Dr. Seuss pronounced "Seuss" such that it rhymed with "rejoice."'
p224
aS"precious old man just talked to me in starbucks for an hour, told me all abt his songs & children's stories #whoknows? #couldbejesus"
p225
aS'Oh my some girls are wayyyy to desperate!'
p226
aS'A person should never kick a dog facing him or her. Some dogs can bite 10 times before a human can respond.'
p227
aS"Don't ask for advice if your not gonna use it!"
p228
aS'Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.'
p229
aS"The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum"
p230
aS'February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.'
p231
aS'Dogs have three eyelids. The third lid, called a nictitating membrane or \xe2\x80\x9chaw,\xe2\x80\x9d keeps the eye lubricated and protected.'
p232
aS'Who let the dogs out???'
p233
aS'Had Thai for dinner. Full to my eyeballs.'
p234
aS'Food ( :'
p235
aS'In in the front yard cleaning my fountain and peeps honk a hi and wave.'
p236
aS"You know he's tired when he sleeps next to flip flops and cables! :) http://instagr.am/p/D-rVU/"
p237
aS'Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.'
p238
aS'The ideal time to dog obedience start to correct training behavior problems: The time, to dog training must star... http://bit.ly/kUkar1'
p239
aS'OK. go!'
p240
aS'the school is so quiet!'
p241
aS'soo freaked out! keep hearing noise and my dog is whroofing at the door :| :|'
p242
aS"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun"
p243
aS'Rain, rain. Go away..'
p244
aS'Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks.'
p245
aS'Emergency preparedness materials from the US CDC on Zombie preparedness. No kidding. http://is.gd/M4P1PK'
p246
aS'Having fun at the Cordillera Ranch Shindig!  http://instagr.am/p/Dutua/'
p247
aS'The average dog has 42 permanent teeth.'
p248
aS'5 people in first period...'
p249
aS'good things happen to those who wait.'
p250
aS'May is National Bike Month, go out and ride a couple miles'
p251
aS'listening to an instrumental track of "my heart will go on" #yeaitshappening'
p252
aS'A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour'
p253
aS'Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.'
p254
aS'Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.'
p255
aS'There are 701 types of pure breed dogs. (Although this is a disputable by many.)'
p256
aS"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?"
p257
aS'The first dog show in the US was in Detroit, Michigan in 1857.'
p258
aS"LA North Central shelter is overcrowded & countless dogs will be put down this weekend. Please adopt if you're able! http://on.fb.me/lpbLiY"
p259
aS'Awesome. Feral parakeets. http://is.gd/PeePZm'
p260
aS'The normal body temperature for a dog is 101.2 degrees F.'
p261
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