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S'New Website: Landa Gardens Conservancy \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4QDff'
p1
aS"Cinko's lazy Sunday watching TV.  http://instagr.am/p/ETmNz/"
p2
aS"You know you're texting too much when your dog taps your hand with his paw to get you to stop and pay attention to him. :)"
p3
aS'Where is my beach? I miss it! I need my swim to keep me fit and happy'
p4
aS'Jessica Alba Is Pregnant And Gorgeous In Florals: Welcome to our coach outlet online store,here are the most com'
p5
aS'May is National Bike Month, go out and ride a couple miles'
p6
aS'my kids broke their dads cd player in his car'
p7
aS'Photo: Why did they alter the Mary Katrantzou dress on Bom? It\x92s so pretty as it is! She still looks great,'
p8
aS'Just woken up in an upstairs room of a pub'
p9
aS'I get home from buying Kinect to find Mexican food waiting for me'
p10
aS'Y perm? U will look younger in straight hair leh'
p11
aS'\xa3800,000 in gold coins dug up in Hackney back yard - mirror'
p12
aS'I hate how it takes you 45minutes to reply and I still answer right away'
p13
aS'Phone charger and MacB charger in my locker at law school'
p14
aS"we'll never run, away, so stand and fight another day"
p15
aS'Suprising how unfit you get when u dont run for a few of weeks'
p16
aS'Really missing #nbcCommunity tonight. Michael Scott, too. #TheOffice'
p17
aS"TVLine Items: #PrisonBreak Vet Is TV's #Transporter, Jen Aniston's Hotness, and Other News to Know http://t.co/ixdEfDe"
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aS"Updated TVLine Items: #PrisonBreak Vet Is TV's Transporter, #GH Hunk Fired, #GMA Goes Gaga, and More! http://t.co/ixdEfDe"
p19
aS"LA North Central shelter is overcrowded & countless dogs will be put down this weekend. Please adopt if you're able! http://on.fb.me/lpbLiY"
p20
aS"You know he's tired when he sleeps next to flip flops and cables! :) http://instagr.am/p/D-rVU/"
p21
aS'Vareed Family Photos \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4Mlp3'
p22
aS'New Website: 2 Gringos Salsa \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4LEd1'
p23
aS'Having fun at the Cordillera Ranch Shindig!  http://instagr.am/p/Dutua/'
p24
aS'Sneak Peek: Vareed Family  http://wp.me/pEglH-uM'
p25
aS'New Website: Rebecca Guerra \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://wp.me/pEglH-uC'
p26
aS'Three New Flyer Designs! \xab BlackStone Studio Blog  http://wp.me/pEglH-ux'
p27
aS'High Performance Home Logo \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://wp.me/pEglH-uf'
p28
aS'so tired... and it will be another busy weekend. Longing for a weekend where I can actually relax! #tootiredtothink'
p29
aS'Trimmed the hedges of my house for the first time ever. I may not have a future in landscaping but at least they  http://instagr.am/p/DIG_j/'
p30
aS'Pool time! Sun bathing time! http://instagr.am/p/DCEZe/'
p31
aS'\x93Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\x94'
p32
aS"This is what happens every time I have a meeting at Kate's Frosting... Yum! http://instagr.am/p/C7INn/"
p33
aS'my dog really think he a baby, smh.  http://twitpic.com/50anm3'
p34
aS'But the child born on the Sabbath Day is fair and wise and good and gay.'
p35
aS"Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child works hard for a living."
p36
aS"Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go."
p37
aS"There's fireworks. The flatulent dog is cowering under me. Awesome."
p38
aS"The dog is flatulent. And it's dreadful. Ugh."
p39
aS'Had Thai for dinner. Full to my eyeballs.'
p40
aS'Redbud and a flowering plum in bloom at my house.  http://twitpic.com/506eu9'
p41
aS'To the market, then to the garden.'
p42
aS"Just saved my dog's life. Seriously. He had a stick wedged in the roof of his mouth. He's fine. I'm still shaken up."
p43
aS"If your school could have access to a half-time tech coach for $5000 a year don't you think they'd jump at the chance?"
p44
aS'I wiill be creating two classes this summer. Digital Tools and World Studies! I think they will ROCK! #esu13'
p45
aS'How many people can video chat on FREE version of Skype at one time?'
p46
aS'Random fact: There are 53 sessions at #iste11 that use the word "ipad" as a key word.'
p47
aS'I was just looking for someone in my chat list and discovered I had blocked him. Thought the Newbie had been quiet lately! Oops.'
p48
aS'My dog has a lazy eye lol'
p49
aS'I wish Capri suns were bigger!'
p50
aS'#nw kitchen nightmares'
p51
aS"Beautiful day and I'm inside. Such a shame"
p52
aS"i hate looking at cute clothes i can't buy"
p53
aS"Don't ask for advice if your not gonna use it!"
p54
aS'the school is so quiet!'
p55
aS'Listening to music and playing angry birds all first period :)'
p56
aS"Thought you'd alway be mine,mineeeee #np"
p57
aS"Hope today's a good day :)"
p58
aS'5 people in first period...'
p59
aS'All my neighbors are sitting outside for a smoke. I find this amusing.'
p60
aS"But I don't know which friends they are."
p61
aS'In in the front yard cleaning my fountain and peeps honk a hi and wave.'
p62
aS'Its so hot out'
p63
aS"It's senior skip day or something like that."
p64
aS"You're as weak as the hearts you break."
p65
aS"You're as fake as the moans you make."
p66
aS"Am I the only one that's glad that the ~hipster~ trend is dead now?"
p67
aS"That scene in the sixth sense where Cole gets locked in the closet is the reason why I don't like most kids."
p68
aS'Asdfghi sixth sense is playing tonight'
p69
aS'fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.'
p70
aS'I love tv'
p71
aS"Lmao I can't take it~"
p72
aS'"where is your wife Sir?" "i think shes dead too."'
p73
aS'"911 whats your emergency?" "i ODed on weed...and I think I\'m dead" lolololol'
p74
aS'But now im not legit, thus I must quit.'
p75
aS"I'm legit. I'm too legit to quit."
p76
aS'my dog is playing with #ANTS , ugh no life -__-'
p77
aS'thats pizza was yum [:'
p78
aS'awe just found out my puppys brother died yesturday :/ How sad <||3'
p79
aS"I'm texting &walking my dog &walk into a puddle that soaked my entire left foot. -.-"
p80
aS'I do best with double header games. (:'
p81
aS'Senior Day Double Header ! (:'
p82
aS'Rain, rain. Go away..'
p83
aS'#oomf wants me to go to ihop with them. :/'
p84
aS'People say happiness takes time, so ima just wait.'
p85
aS'If I get my shit together, I could be great.'
p86
aS'Lol.'
p87
aS'Twitter getting like Facebook.'
p88
aS'John Mayer <3'
p89
aS'3% smh.'
p90
aS'I should change my twitcon.'
p91
aS'For this ignorant boy to be subtweeting me, who are you?'
p92
aS"Actually, in the bible, it's says no person knows, not Jesus, just God, so YOU'RE the one that sounds ignorant, read your bible.#subtweet"
p93
aS'Everybody going in on the world ending tomorrow, gone be tweeting *thank God for opening my eyes Sunday morning*'
p94
aS"#iWannaSlap everybody who's repeating that bullshit about tomorrow. \n*gets powder* lok"
p95
aS'Why are all of the SHINee Zodiac facts for Jonghyun just about his sex drive'
p96
aS'My mom just asked what being in the pit is like. I told her to ask Han Solo what being in the carbonite was like.'
p97
aS'In other news, Taemin sounds so good on the Jap Replay.'
p98
aS"If you're embarrassed to be a fan of something, then you're not a fan. Grow some balls."
p99
aS'awwwww fangool I made this video too big fer youtube'
p100
aS"But only because Pink's songs/videos are cliche to infinity and beyond."
p101
aS"I'm sick of both Pink and Selena Gomez. How bout dem apples."
p102
aS'#everydaygpoy http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqxhmhxpD1qzzb83o1_500.gif'
p103
aS'Looks like Iggy Pop http://hostingb.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-00/7498janice-dickinson-naked.jpg'
p104
aS'Awesome. Feral parakeets. http://is.gd/PeePZm'
p105
aS'CNN on sci-tech-eng-math dropouts: http://is.gd/rOxTzR Resilient, persistent students succeed. Giving up on "hard" majors is too acceptable.'
p106
aS'VanOC closing ceremony beaver in Dundas Sq today http://yfrog.com/h0yf5zclj'
p107
aS"Was to be a working long weekend for me, but my printer is out of toner, and I've been told I can't have a new one till first of next week."
p108
aS'Dear 16 Year Old Me http://is.gd/vrJ3bN says wear sunscreen year round. Melanoma Awareness Month.'
p109
aS'Emergency preparedness materials from the US CDC on Zombie preparedness. No kidding. http://is.gd/M4P1PK'
p110
aS'Blast from the past, my erstwhile thermo prof Dr. Tom Brzustowski keynoting the 10th anniv. of Ryerson grad studies in Mech/Ind/Aero Eng.'
p111
aS'"Danger: Avoid death" and other wacky warning labels. Slide show. http://is.gd/kFagtP'
p112
aS'States seek to escape rising prison costs\n(Reuters): Reuters \x96 States have been shackled for years by the rising... http://bit.ly/lQ7cp0'
p113
aS'River traffic, people and animals feel strain of flooding\n(Reuters): Reuters \x96 A five-mile stretch of the Missis... http://bit.ly/kRf5C9'
p114
aS'Remarks by the President, CIA Director Leon Panetta, and DNI Director James Clapper to the Intelligence Communit... http://bit.ly/kIRCYd'
p115
aS'Presidential Proclamation\x96National Safe Boating Week: Release Time:\xa0 For Immediate Release \xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0As Americans ant... http://bit.ly/mxvii7'
p116
aS'President Obama Grants Pardons: Release Time:\xa0 For Immediate Release WASHINGTON \x96 Today President Barack Obama g... http://bit.ly/khcOx4'
p117
aS'Gameprom Adds Game Center To Their Military-Themed Pinball Game: Gameprom\x92s first update to their meticulously c... http://bit.ly/irCOia'
p118
aS'Managing FaceTime On Multiple iDevices: One of the coolest features Apple introduced with the iPhone 4 was the a... http://bit.ly/mJf8de'
p119
aS'AppAdvice Daily: Trade In Your Old iDevice, Celebrate With Apple This Weekend, And Fun Friday Freebies: Still ha... http://bit.ly/kFss8o'
p120
aS'The iPhone 5\x85 Still Interested?: Rumors have been filtering in regarding the iPhone 5, shaping expectations. The... http://bit.ly/kg27yu'
p121
aS'LinkedIn IPO Paints Rosy Picture for Other Social Nets: LinkedIn\x92s doubled stock price after its IPO on Thursday... http://bit.ly/kMG5eP'
p122
aS'Amazon Shoppers Becoming E-Bookworms: Amazon has reached a momentum milestone: Its customers are purchasing more... http://bit.ly/jjcof1'
p123
aS'Apple Clinches Deals, Inches Closer to the Cloud: Apple is reportedly one step away from clinching agreements wi... http://bit.ly/j7LX4G'
p124
aS'Just jailbroke \x97 few questions: 1. Winterboard themes don\x92t seem to be working. I want to install UniAW 2.3 (ani... http://bit.ly/kcCprA'
p125
aS'Status bar on side of screen.: How do I get the status bar from the side of my screen back to the top? Attached ... http://bit.ly/lUZXdZ'
p126
aS'iPad 2/iPhone 4 \x96 after market chargers etc.: please spare me the "LOL OMGZ USE GOOGLE DUMMY, LOL IM SO WITTY" c... http://bit.ly/m5JAoz'
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aS'how to jaibreak on 4.2.1 on ipod itself??: hi can anybody help me. im trying to jailbreak my ipod on the device ... http://bit.ly/lxWhrF'
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aS'Blog Post: Building a cool, capable Home Theater PC with AMD\x92s Fusion APU: I first heard about the Fusion APU\x92s ... http://bit.ly/mRESao'
p129
aS'Blog Post: Guest Blogger Tanya Gordon Talks Windows Live Writer: After working professionally at McGraw-Hill as ... http://bit.ly/lN93Xg'
p130
aS'Blog Post: Hands-on: Lenovo re-thinks the ThinkPad with the new X1: A few years back during the Vista era, Lenov... http://bit.ly/iEy7jG'
p131
aS'Air Force Wants Satellites Smart Enough to Fly Themselves: Today\x92s military satellites are $500 million miracles... http://bit.ly/l4srId'
p132
aS"Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants"
p133
aS'In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated'
p134
aS"I'm too fat to go chasing you around, I'll just blast some holes in you"
p135
aS'Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?14'
p136
aS'It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky'
p137
aS'Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U'
p138
aS'Cynic: A person who has an accurate view of the world. Optimist: A cynic in the making. Pessimist: A cynic with a vivid memory'
p139
aS"The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum"
p140
aS'Some people are merely alive because it is against the law to kill them'
p141
aS'The day you decide to do it, is your lucky day'
p142
aS'If the gods are watching, the very least we can do is be entertaining'
p143
aS'Patience is the companion of wisdom - St. Augustine.'
p144
aS'The oldest commercially marketed carbonated drink was Moxie, which became available in apothecaries as a medical tonic in 1876'
p145
aS'Europeans in the Middle Ages used to call coffee the Arabic Wine'
p146
aS'Emergency pet care now done in Peterborough http://bit.ly/kGaXnL'
p147
aS'Pet Health Check-Up: Most Common Dog, Cat Diseases Revealed http://bit.ly/lhFyrQ'
p148
aS"Body's Healing Power Used To Cure Dogs, Cats http://bit.ly/kqU9nF"
p149
aS'Advocate`s Flea & Tick Treatment For Your Dog; Cat http://bit.ly/lJor7l'
p150
aS'Insight: The Rapture / Overweight Pets / Roy Blount Jr. / One Eyed Rhyno http://bit.ly/jRHB5K'
p151
aS'The aging caring for the elderly [CNN: 5-15-2011]: veterinary dog care burden Money Aging Parents ed... http://bit.ly/lYyHlr -hot video!'
p152
aS'Insight: The Rapture / Overweight Pets / Roy Blount Jr. / One Eyed Rhyno http://bit.ly/mQ84FM'
p153
aS' Pets` Spark For Your Dog`s Tear Stains; An Explanation http://bit.ly/kkImzb'
p154
aS'Readers Letters: \x93FAKE BOOBS, FAKE BOTOX\x94 http://bit.ly/mOiLUQ'
p155
aS'CNY Pet Expo - Saturday in New Hartford http://bit.ly/mDLLMf'
p156
aS"Gateshead man's scars after being knifed in street http://bit.ly/iAUDnR"
p157
aS"Facility for disaster victims' pets struggles with limited supplies and manpower http://bit.ly/iWIMus"
p158
aS"Gateshead man's scars after being knifed in street http://bit.ly/jp7he9"
p159
aS"They Saut\xe9 Horses, Don't They? http://bit.ly/iD7vrC"
p160
aS'Mammals Smelled Their Way To Bigger Brains http://bit.ly/kZDNxy'
p161
aS'Green your life at weekend family festival http://bit.ly/jCXQr9'
p162
aS'Sink your teeth into dog bite prevention http://bit.ly/moqWcT'
p163
aS'No headline - Heloise_0522 http://bit.ly/k7I6RC'
p164
aS'Buttons wants her medicine!: Buttons the dog gets excited for her medicine.37 sec http://bit.ly/jPYmYA -hot video!'
p165
aS'Potentially dangerous dog treats recalled http://bit.ly/jgPcJ1'
p166
aS'Wow, I got many new fans on Twitter!  http://alturl.com/2swy6'
p167
aS'the title on jerry springer is lesborama "lesbian drama". LOL'
p168
aS"Even tho I don't like figuring out watches I want a pretty one lol all white with crystals. For fashion. Ill look at my fone for the time"
p169
aS'Is good day!'
p170
aS"OMFG, NOBODY TOLD ME THE NOTEBOOK WAS ON... *changes channel* lol, now I'm about to recite the rest of the movie lmao."
p171
aS'Why is it that my time in New York consists of sleeping and eating at the sheraton and walking through the airport! :('
p172
aS'sometimes I wonder if 4x4 marketing teams could give tourism marketing teams a proper learning. Not online though - their both tonk there.'
p173
aS'Drank 3 mocha frappes today.. never knew they were soo fucking good'
p174
aS'Off to bed... long day tomorrow. Have a good one all! Sweet Dreams!'
p175
aS"e He's using MU's red and white jersey, and also red shoes. He doesn't use his glasses. He's so handsome ;D eaaaaaaaa"
p176
aS'Rediscovering my deep affection for country music'
p177
aS'many females have threatened to steal my shirt in the twitcon 0_o'
p178
aS'FT island or MBLAQ or TVXQ (5 people) ? gotta draw for my last T shirt design. choose one please :)'
p179
aS'I love when Joe Buck trends and its just full of people slamming him. That guy is the worst.'
p180
aS'Ear wigging on some cracking old people discussion waiting to M&S to open for breakfast.Talkin about fashion an Gok Won being a mincer haha'
p181
aS'Just got a good win. Feels good getting back on track'
p182
aS"Strangley enough, I'm having trouble coming up with a billion dollar idea that would innovate the world of technology"
p183
aS'ITS OFFICIAL I HAVE NOW ONE YEAR OF EXPERIENCE AS A MUSIC PRODUCER.....I HAVE DEVELOPED SKILLS IN ALL DIFFERENT GENRES OF MUSIC!!!!!!!'
p184
aS"Good thing I found out now... Can you imagine finding out you with a moron after y'all are ten years in the relationship?"
p185
aS'OK. go!'
p186
aS'Tips about the Shih Tzu dogs: The Shih Tzu breed has dogs in small sizes: their height measures 8 inches and up ... http://bit.ly/jBNcXd'
p187
aS'What should you and your dog should not fed: Ever wondered whether you are feeding your dog the right foods? Her... http://bit.ly/k547NT'
p188
aS'The long coated Yorkshire Terrier breed: There must be a lot of things worth to know about the Yorkshire Terrier... http://bit.ly/iRyW51'
p189
aS'Your dog and the health issues associated with infestation fled: Many people realize not the severity of the unt... http://bit.ly/lRYD3x'
p190
aS'Wooden dog of crate sales explode in 2011: The popularity of the case out of wooden dog has increased in the las... http://bit.ly/m5Non6'
p191
aS'Prevent bad breath in dogs, by you you the best dental care: Many people around the world own dogs, because they... http://bit.ly/jvYxhC'
p192
aS'Summertime swimming and beach tips for your dog: It start inside the warm weather to the County and the time to ... http://bit.ly/iXphX7'
p193
aS'Some tips about the Labrador dogs: The very popular Labrador search race many dog lovers. Before but this breed ... http://bit.ly/lj5Wr4'
p194
aS'The Labrador Retriever puppy: Dogs, which suited would make an animal companion, but that is Labrador perfectly ... http://bit.ly/lxZsfq'
p195
aS'The ideal time to dog obedience start to correct training behavior problems: The time, to dog training must star... http://bit.ly/kUkar1'
p196
aS"Zwergpinscher feeding: Be careful, don't overfeed your Zwergpinscher. An adult Zwergpinscher eats typically two ... http://bit.ly/iCd7Qw"
p197
aS'Tips for buying the best dog CAGES and cages: Dogs hate simply kept in one place are, but there are times when y... http://bit.ly/lKI9kW'
p198
aS"Sounds of the season and your dog's anxiety: Thunder claps and your dog bolts instantly to a dark corner or unde... http://bit.ly/mRNueL"
p199
aS'Recovery of canine Luxating patella surgery - is it not as easy as it may seem: Their dog had successful surgery... http://bit.ly/jbdrXT'
p200
aS'Use the ingredients to judge dog food: Anyone can determine the difference between a poor dog food, which is fil... http://bit.ly/lzBnm6'
p201
aS'Training your dog: Dogs are really best friend of man. But your new PAL may be only a little devil. Training you... http://bit.ly/mGWNMo'
p202
aS'The USDA move the role of your dog from abroad - certified veterinarian: Always your dog the paperwork completed... http://bit.ly/jQE87P'
p203
aS'The hybrids known as Beabulls: Designer and hybrid dogs are booming increasingly popular these days, which has l... http://bit.ly/jGHiSh'
p204
aS'The Chihuahua dog is the smallest breed: The small dog breed Chihuahua, but with a very fine structure of bones,... http://bit.ly/lLT2Q6'
p205
aS'These are the amazing feats by amazing dogs only for dogs: This article is about some amazing things do, I came ... http://bit.ly/kSRczQ'
p206
aS"precious old man just talked to me in starbucks for an hour, told me all abt his songs & children's stories #whoknows? #couldbejesus"
p207
aS'Forgot how ridiculous driving in branson is... #weirdesttownever #ijustwanttacobell'
p208
aS'House is going all 127 Hours on me... #sick #canthandleit'
p209
aS"my mom just bought a golf ball monogrammer for 50 cents at a thrift store... ??? she's excited, i'm confused #storyofmylife #welcomehome"
p210
aS'http://lockerz.com/s/102462757 silver dollar city with this crazy crew.  #ilovebranson'
p211
aS'Move over Mozart, Caleb Cooper is taking your place. http://lockerz.com/s/101953665'
p212
aS"Arkansas Kanakuk staff come pick up your staff shirts at the klife barn. We'll be here till 3!!"
p213
aS"http://lockerz.com/s/99626765 spending my day with this little cutie. Wouldn't have it any other way.#recess #99balloons"
p214
aS'SUPPORT ALABAMA VICTIMS!!! bring bottled water to lot 56! ANYTHING IS HELPFUL!! #wootide #hogscare'
p215
aS'WOO TIDE. Hogs care! Greeklife dominated in donations for Alabama tornado victims! #ilovebeingarazorback http://lockerz.com/s/98744122'
p216
aS'"I worry for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel they can be sassy, weird, geeky, smart, independent, not so withered and shriveled"'
p217
aS'story time with the siblings = Caleb "once upon a time lived 2 little pigs named marsha and denzel..." #siblingslumberparty #myfamilyrocks'
p218
aS'Happy cinco de mayo. #success  http://t.co/TgQhpGw'
p219
aS'listening to an instrumental track of "my heart will go on" #yeaitshappening'
p220
aS'Did anyone watch the royal wedding!?!?!!!'
p221
aS"Documentary on walt Disney's life,  now Indian in the cupboard.... I've seen both of these before #familytime #oldmemories"
p222
aS"It's not my birthday #thanks-shea"
p223
aS'Just got my poof search while going through security at the airport #truearkansasgirl'
p224
aS'You gotta let a bird fly!! #gotitmom?!?!'
p225
aS'Just overheard two girls talking,"they give this stuff to like homeless people!" "o my gosh I love homeless people!!!" #justloveditsygirls'
p226
aS"Bla bla I hate school can't  wait for summer!!!!"
p227
aS'Saw a random boy wearing a guy Harvey kappa shirt!! #proudmama'
p228
aS"Anybody in mullins and have headphones I can borrow? I need them for a class thing!! #I'matard"
p229
aS"Couldn't study in the union because of the very loud mexican fiesta music. Never been so happy to be interrupted :)"
p230
aS"My brain can't take all this studying. although dude in the fluorescent tank top is entertaining me how guido of you... rarrrrr!"
p231
aS'Such interesting conversation go on in 404 loft hmmm'
p232
aS'Just call me tubby!! What does # mean ??'
p233
aS"First tweet eva!!!!!! I feel like I'm entering a whole new world where I don't speak the language!"
p234
aS'Animals that lay eggs don\x92t have belly buttons.'
p235
aS'Stop tweeting all day with no visible results.  Automation is the key to success! http://tiny.ly/UG3'
p236
aS'There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.'
p237
aS'The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.'
p238
aS'The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.'
p239
aS'Wondering how others are able to grow their Twitter accounts so quickly and easily? Find out right here: http://tiny.ly/UG3'
p240
aS'The \x91Oz\x92 in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."'
p241
aS'Alexander the Great was an epileptic.'
p242
aS'Take advantage of this incredible software to automatically manage multiple Twitter accounts. http://tiny.ly/UG3'
p243
aS'Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.'
p244
aS'The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop & Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra\'s "Its A Wonderful Life"'
p245
aS'You won\x92t believe how easy it is, and how targeted your Twitter list building will become with this automated software! http://tiny.ly/UG3'
p246
aS'A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.'
p247
aS'In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.'
p248
aS'Ready to give up on your Twitter business?  Find out how to automate the process and become successful! http://tiny.ly/UG3'
p249
aS'A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.'
p250
aS'Find and engage with like-minded Twitter followers and automate your Twitter posts. http://tiny.ly/UG3'
p251
aS"It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time. (Try it!)"
p252
aS'A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour'
p253
aS'As you grow your network, increase your traffic and networking abilities, and even increase direct sales to your site. http://tiny.ly/UG3'
p254
aS'ahh.. this evening i was having fun with my special one at MC Donalds\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510'
p255
aS'new blackberry 900 smartphone for 300$. what are you waiting for. http://bit.ly/lPKTok'
p256
aS'The Big Mac The King Of all Burgers!\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510'
p257
aS'Traditional Art: Renewable energy world http://t.co/TzTb7Lz'
p258
aS'My friend of hunger.... The Big Mac The King Of all Burgers!\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510'
p259
aS'London locksmiths, covering Clapham and Wandsworth http://t.co/GMhMv7G from Lowcosting Locksmiths'
p260
aS'OMG: This girl KILLED herself after her father posted this on her WALL: http://bit.ly/iaZYhE Mark Shami'
p261
aS'I really have not been eating lately, even though it probably seems like i have.'
p262
aS"When you've thought it before they have!"
p263
aS'She said some of the duties are...there were 19 things on the list!'
p264
aS"It aint you it's the thangs you do, It's tearing my heart in two, I woulda failed witchu, to hell witchu!"
p265
aS'I Learnt How To Tell A N*gga F**k You Then! #Deuces'
p266
aS'The rivalry between jamaicans and nigerians! #nonsense'
p267
aS'Back then not all nigerians were that proud of the bangers that come from there! Lol! All of a sudden they are! #amjussayin :D'
p268
aS"Khloe Kardashian's best friend Malika is soooooooo pretty! Wow"
p269
aS'So we meet again!'
p270
aS'Separating the boys from the men!'
p271
aS"I'm guessing Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius or Libran!"
p272
aS'good thing dogs dont talk, i would be in too much trouble'
p273
aS'#itshardwhen *moans* . . . thatss what he said(;'
p274
aS"i shouldn't have told him he was the one for me when i aint even planing to call"
p275
aS'NaCh0_53 goodnight little munshkin(:'
p276
aS'#nw everybody hates chris then everybody loves geoge(:'
p277
aS'Dios quiera que el mundo no se acave el 21. #PossitiveTweet'
p278
aS'we need some rain, our deserts are drying up ;o'
p279
aS'and today was the day when i stopped giving a damn'
p280
aS'you calling me babe & we aint going out -_- #thatswhyursingle'
p281
aS'finished watching Easy A<3'
p282
aS'#youwerecooluntil ju ztarted textiinq liike diiz'
p283
aS'#youwerecooluntil you tweeted'
p284
aS'Who let the dogs out???'
p285
aS'Alejandro Jodorowsky(maestro)\nLa que se enamora de un lobo, lo convierte en dios.'
p286
aS'I JUST WANT TO FEEL REAL LOVE,\nFEEL THE HOME THAT I LIVE IN.\nI GOT TOO MUCH LOVE\nRUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS'
p287
aS'LOVE IS IN THE RAIN!!'
p288
aS'so hard: "no llamemos voluntad de dios a la falta de agallas, coraz\xf2n y responsabilidad!.\nDios no patrocina estupideces.'
p289
aS'Si una hembra si quiere a un hombre, por \xe8l puede dar la vida;pero hay que tener cuidado  si esa hembra, se siente herida......yihaaaaa \xb7'
p290
aS'Como hemos cambiado....'
p291
aS'Gracias por el regalo mas grande que me pudiste haber dado ...la vida misma, esto es mag\xeca, esto es pasi\xf2n, esto es amor. TE AMO mam\xe0'
p292
aS'Venga!! por qu\xe8 lo mejor comienza HOY. con toda la pasi\xf2n por vivir, por ser y estar.... here we go....onces again.'
p293
aS'No tengo ganas de cambiar el rumbo, no tengo fuerzas de subirme al mundo, hoy me quedo entre....mis almohadas :=)'
p294
aS'... my love life...'
p295
aS'Im not running away, im coming home....'
p296
aS'Ask me anything http://formspring.me/Ivannka'
p297
aS'Venga con todo el power, May 2011...tiempo de cambios, tiempo final.'
p298
aS'Javi paseando a Harry, hoy no quiero hacer mucho...solo disfrutar.'
p299
aS"Do people not know that Selena has saved almost 10 dogs from dying? She's one of the biggest animal lovers... http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzoq8e"
p300
aS'teiganiscool: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzn3mm'
p301
aS'Photo:  http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzle5l'
p302
aS'Photo: rockandlovedream: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzkfnf'
p303
aS'pickleswithasideofgomez: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzj6z7'
p304
aS'Photo:  http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzil9y'
p305
aS'italllooksgreatfromhere: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzihvi'
p306
aS'Sa5m. The 5 is silent. http://tumblr.com/x7r2lk2vwi'
p307
aS'"Everything happens for a reason and, something better will come along for me!" \x97 Selena Gomez http://tumblr.com/x7r2lk13dd'
p308
aS'I just automatically reblog any picture I see of Selena Gomez http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljv0mr'
p309
aS'Photo:  http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljijsm'
p310
aS'Photo:  http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljf7bp'
p311
aS'Photo: VERY CREEPY FILM! (but good!) http://tumblr.com/x7r2lj69uw'
p312
aS'mcbrien: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kf016p'
p313
aS'gomezfan: http://tumblr.com/x7r2key0pi'
p314
aS'gomezfan: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kewt3k'
p315
aS'Photo: umakemesparklepink: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kewm6x'
p316
aS'"You\x92ve got every right to a beautiful life." - Selena Gomez (via itsyourtimenow) http://tumblr.com/x7r2k97idy'
p317
aS'Photo:  http://tumblr.com/x7r2k97cxt'
p318
aS'Photo:  http://tumblr.com/x7r2k94slf'
p319
aS'Zzzzz'
p320
aS'Going to go to sleep :)'
p321
aS"dosnt know if she'l bother going to bed tonight considering the worlds supposed to end tomorrow. Arghghg..."
p322
aS'Loves the faces her mum pulls when she tastes wine. Aww. Gotta love her!'
p323
aS'Finally getting the hang of twitter .. :D'
p324
aS'Slowly but surely going back blonde :D'
p325
aS'SO BAD AT THIS WHOLE REVISION STUFF.'
p326
aS'should be revising.'
p327
aS'BORED.'
p328
aS'If you could instantly become fluent in another language, w\x85 \x97 French, it would really help with the exam tomorrow. http://4ms.me/l31ovJ'
p329
aS'Prettiest "bear" ever! http://picplz.com/rs0n'
p330
aS"how to embrace your naked ambition and make your subconscious your bitch: http://t.co/QXhGEHY >what's yours?!"
p331
aS'Kesha Bruce - In The Studio: 10 Easy Steps To Becoming A Better Artist http://bit.ly/hfdcuc Oh YEAH!'
p332
aS'never. a. dull. moment.'
p333
aS'Alrighty nearly 5pm here on East coast -- wrapping up the chat -- final thoughts/questions? #handchat'
p334
aS"When it is present (Merc line) it's usually about your spiritual connectedness, your communication comfort/skill #handchat"
p335
aS"and I've been studying intensely since.  It IS fascinating (so glad you agree) #handchat"
p336
aS'A Mercury line usually starts at the bottom or middle of the palm and aims for the pinky/Mercury finger.  (may not get there) #handchat'
p337
aS'We also call the outer edge of the palm The Moon or you may hear outer mars too.  #handanalysiscanbeconfusing #handchat'
p338
aS'okay where was I?  What do YOU all want to know about your hand/s?\n #handchat'
p339
aS"Have you printed the Makeness Manifesto? If so, holler! I'm collecting pics to post on my site of how ppl have used it. http://ht.ly/4ZBJq"
p340
aS'brain full. no more room in brain. #actionstudio'
p341
aS'A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.'
p342
aS'The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on'
p343
aS'That super clean feeling when you get out the shower #thebest'
p344
aS'ma swagg is unheard of , ma niggas inconceivable . .'
p345
aS'Home from the spring game ( : so wassup ?'
p346
aS'Your the only one I want in my life #ipromiseyou'
p347
aS'I hate the feeling of being really really tired ! #sucks'
p348
aS'dontt everr worryy aboutt people thatt dontt worry aboutt youu . .'
p349
aS"Hipss &' Thighss Ohh Myy ' Stayy Focusedd . !"
p350
aS'Food ( :'
p351
aS'14 hours in school smh #TRIPPIN'
p352
aS"Whats up with these rude niggas &' why they think that everything comes so easy .  ."
p353
aS'A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says"fuck off", you wont bring it back.'
p354
aS'good things happen to those who wait.'
p355
aS'read between the lines.'
p356
aS"okayy WTF!!!! my mentions are blowing up with F4F? we don't do that."
p357
aS'hola.me is online'
p358
aS"thank you for the hello how are you doing and wassup. i'm doing grea.t i'm on youtube watching chris brown concerts bout to go to sleep lol"
p359
aS"Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go through them alone."
p360
aS"people are soo rude all they ask me is for shoutouts i can't even get a hello how are you? or a wassup?"
p361
aS'Call me old fashioned, but I actually take relationships seriously.'
p362
aS'say NO to dirty hoes.'
p363
aS'Love is blind and hope is dark.'
p364
aS'Love is science live for you die for you and I\x92ll die smiling.'
p365
aS'GOT A FACEBOOK? THEN GO LIKE IT http://twitition.com/qnaei -'
p366
aS'gun at your eyebrow...POW POW!'
p367
aS'soo freaked out! keep hearing noise and my dog is whroofing at the door :| :|'
p368
aS'#iftheworldendsonsaturday surprisingly this was used as a chat up line tongiht! ahah'
p369
aS'Had sucha good night! shame about work tomorrow tho.. http://twitpic.com/509sye http://twitpic.com/509t7o http://twitpic.com/509th2'
p370
aS'My sister and her prom date! such cuties xx http://twitpic.com/506nmg'
p371
aS"Little sister got her prom tonight! must admit im quite jealous.. doesn't seem long ago it was mine! :("
p372
aS'Work seemed too drag on forever today! but on the plus side i bought myself a nice little dress for tonight! :) :)'
p373
aS'Oh my some girls are wayyyy to desperate!'
p374
aS'My dog lol  http://t.co/BTzyuRA'
p375
aS"Paday my lil stalker won't leave me alone lmao go hind in a box ya lol"
p376
aS"Oyyy this iPod gots it's own mind it mental lolol"
p377
aS"Hey am I zoo in love lmaoo I mention to say I'm so in love lolol omg this iPod is fucked up lmaoo"
p378
aS"New pics blehh I'm bored  http://t.co/5LfJr1l http://t.co/ZprxFly http://t.co/2uQ8kDR"
p379
aS"Omgggg I'm zoo in love I found u finally you make you go oh oh oh oh omg haas man she snapped lol"
p380
aS"I'm bored ppl and it's only 9:30 what should I do Chaya serious buggie lol"
p381
aS'This is pretty bad I need more followers lol'
p382
aS"I'm Out Bitchz BBL Peace Love And Sodma Grease lol"
p383
aS'-Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog'
p384
aS"And I'd also do stuff for malaria and stuff"
p385
aS'I hope none of these haystacks are sharing needles'
p386
aS"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?"
p387
aS"But I think she's stupid for marrying me, so I think we all know who won this argument"
p388
aS"Feels like there's not enough blood in my drugstream"
p389
aS"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun"
p390
aS'Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment playing checkers with a pigeon'
p391
aS"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny"
p392
aS'I bet the Presidential Seal gets to eat all the fish he wants'
p393
aS"April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack"
p394
aS"The detective said it was super fucking weird, but not illegal to rub Rogaine on my daughter's back every morning"
p395
a.