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-S'New Website: Landa Gardens Conservancy \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4QDff'
+S"Cinko's lazy Sunday watching TV. http://instagr.am/p/ETmNz/"
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-aS"Cinko's lazy Sunday watching TV. http://instagr.am/p/ETmNz/"
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aS"You know you're texting too much when your dog taps your hand with his paw to get you to stop and pay attention to him. :)"
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aS'Where is my beach? I miss it! I need my swim to keep me fit and happy'
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aS'Jessica Alba Is Pregnant And Gorgeous In Florals: Welcome to our coach outlet online store,here are the most com'
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+p4
aS'May is National Bike Month, go out and ride a couple miles'
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aS'my kids broke their dads cd player in his car'
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aS'Photo: Why did they alter the Mary Katrantzou dress on Bom? It\x92s so pretty as it is! She still looks great,'
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aS'Just woken up in an upstairs room of a pub'
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+p8
aS'I get home from buying Kinect to find Mexican food waiting for me'
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aS'Y perm? U will look younger in straight hair leh'
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aS'\xa3800,000 in gold coins dug up in Hackney back yard - mirror'
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aS'I hate how it takes you 45minutes to reply and I still answer right away'
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aS'Phone charger and MacB charger in my locker at law school'
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aS"we'll never run, away, so stand and fight another day"
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aS'Suprising how unfit you get when u dont run for a few of weeks'
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aS'Really missing #nbcCommunity tonight. Michael Scott, too. #TheOffice'
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aS"TVLine Items: #PrisonBreak Vet Is TV's #Transporter, Jen Aniston's Hotness, and Other News to Know http://t.co/ixdEfDe"
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aS"Updated TVLine Items: #PrisonBreak Vet Is TV's Transporter, #GH Hunk Fired, #GMA Goes Gaga, and More! http://t.co/ixdEfDe"
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aS"LA North Central shelter is overcrowded & countless dogs will be put down this weekend. Please adopt if you're able! http://on.fb.me/lpbLiY"
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aS"You know he's tired when he sleeps next to flip flops and cables! :) http://instagr.am/p/D-rVU/"
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aS'Vareed Family Photos \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4Mlp3'
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aS'New Website: 2 Gringos Salsa \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4LEd1'
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aS'Having fun at the Cordillera Ranch Shindig! http://instagr.am/p/Dutua/'
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aS'Sneak Peek: Vareed Family http://wp.me/pEglH-uM'
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aS'New Website: Rebecca Guerra \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://wp.me/pEglH-uC'
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aS'Three New Flyer Designs! \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://wp.me/pEglH-ux'
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aS'High Performance Home Logo \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://wp.me/pEglH-uf'
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aS'so tired... and it will be another busy weekend. Longing for a weekend where I can actually relax! #tootiredtothink'
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aS'Trimmed the hedges of my house for the first time ever. I may not have a future in landscaping but at least they http://instagr.am/p/DIG_j/'
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aS'Pool time! Sun bathing time! http://instagr.am/p/DCEZe/'
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aS'\x93Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\x94'
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aS"This is what happens every time I have a meeting at Kate's Frosting... Yum! http://instagr.am/p/C7INn/"
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+p32
aS'my dog really think he a baby, smh. http://twitpic.com/50anm3'
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aS'But the child born on the Sabbath Day is fair and wise and good and gay.'
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aS"Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child works hard for a living."
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aS"Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go."
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aS"There's fireworks. The flatulent dog is cowering under me. Awesome."
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aS"The dog is flatulent. And it's dreadful. Ugh."
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+p38
aS'Had Thai for dinner. Full to my eyeballs.'
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aS'Redbud and a flowering plum in bloom at my house. http://twitpic.com/506eu9'
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+p40
aS'To the market, then to the garden.'
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aS"Just saved my dog's life. Seriously. He had a stick wedged in the roof of his mouth. He's fine. I'm still shaken up."
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aS"If your school could have access to a half-time tech coach for $5000 a year don't you think they'd jump at the chance?"
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+p43
aS'I wiill be creating two classes this summer. Digital Tools and World Studies! I think they will ROCK! #esu13'
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+p44
aS'How many people can video chat on FREE version of Skype at one time?'
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+p45
aS'Random fact: There are 53 sessions at #iste11 that use the word "ipad" as a key word.'
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+p46
aS'I was just looking for someone in my chat list and discovered I had blocked him. Thought the Newbie had been quiet lately! Oops.'
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+p47
aS'My dog has a lazy eye lol'
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+p48
aS'I wish Capri suns were bigger!'
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+p49
aS'#nw kitchen nightmares'
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+p50
aS"Beautiful day and I'm inside. Such a shame"
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+p51
aS"i hate looking at cute clothes i can't buy"
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+p52
aS"Don't ask for advice if your not gonna use it!"
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+p53
aS'the school is so quiet!'
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aS'Listening to music and playing angry birds all first period :)'
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aS"Thought you'd alway be mine,mineeeee #np"
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aS"Hope today's a good day :)"
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aS'5 people in first period...'
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+p58
aS'All my neighbors are sitting outside for a smoke. I find this amusing.'
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aS"But I don't know which friends they are."
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aS'In in the front yard cleaning my fountain and peeps honk a hi and wave.'
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+p61
aS'Its so hot out'
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aS"It's senior skip day or something like that."
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aS"You're as weak as the hearts you break."
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+p64
aS"You're as fake as the moans you make."
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aS"Am I the only one that's glad that the ~hipster~ trend is dead now?"
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aS"That scene in the sixth sense where Cole gets locked in the closet is the reason why I don't like most kids."
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+p67
aS'Asdfghi sixth sense is playing tonight'
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aS'fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.'
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aS'I love tv'
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aS"Lmao I can't take it~"
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+p71
aS'"where is your wife Sir?" "i think shes dead too."'
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aS'"911 whats your emergency?" "i ODed on weed...and I think I\'m dead" lolololol'
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+p73
aS'But now im not legit, thus I must quit.'
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aS"I'm legit. I'm too legit to quit."
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aS'my dog is playing with #ANTS , ugh no life -__-'
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aS'thats pizza was yum [:'
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+p77
aS'awe just found out my puppys brother died yesturday :/ How sad <||3'
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aS"I'm texting &walking my dog &walk into a puddle that soaked my entire left foot. -.-"
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aS'I do best with double header games. (:'
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aS'Senior Day Double Header ! (:'
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+p81
aS'Rain, rain. Go away..'
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aS'#oomf wants me to go to ihop with them. :/'
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aS'People say happiness takes time, so ima just wait.'
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aS'Lol.'
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aS'Twitter getting like Facebook.'
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aS'John Mayer <3'
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aS'3% smh.'
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aS'I should change my twitcon.'
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aS'For this ignorant boy to be subtweeting me, who are you?'
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aS"Actually, in the bible, it's says no person knows, not Jesus, just God, so YOU'RE the one that sounds ignorant, read your bible.#subtweet"
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aS'Everybody going in on the world ending tomorrow, gone be tweeting *thank God for opening my eyes Sunday morning*'
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aS'Why are all of the SHINee Zodiac facts for Jonghyun just about his sex drive'
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+p93
aS'My mom just asked what being in the pit is like. I told her to ask Han Solo what being in the carbonite was like.'
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+p94
aS'In other news, Taemin sounds so good on the Jap Replay.'
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aS"If you're embarrassed to be a fan of something, then you're not a fan. Grow some balls."
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aS'awwwww fangool I made this video too big fer youtube'
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+p97
aS"But only because Pink's songs/videos are cliche to infinity and beyond."
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aS"I'm sick of both Pink and Selena Gomez. How bout dem apples."
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aS'#everydaygpoy http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqxhmhxpD1qzzb83o1_500.gif'
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aS'Looks like Iggy Pop http://hostingb.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-00/7498janice-dickinson-naked.jpg'
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aS'Awesome. Feral parakeets. http://is.gd/PeePZm'
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+p102
aS'CNN on sci-tech-eng-math dropouts: http://is.gd/rOxTzR Resilient, persistent students succeed. Giving up on "hard" majors is too acceptable.'
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+p103
aS'VanOC closing ceremony beaver in Dundas Sq today http://yfrog.com/h0yf5zclj'
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aS"Was to be a working long weekend for me, but my printer is out of toner, and I've been told I can't have a new one till first of next week."
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+p105
aS'Dear 16 Year Old Me http://is.gd/vrJ3bN says wear sunscreen year round. Melanoma Awareness Month.'
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+p106
aS'Emergency preparedness materials from the US CDC on Zombie preparedness. No kidding. http://is.gd/M4P1PK'
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+p107
aS'Blast from the past, my erstwhile thermo prof Dr. Tom Brzustowski keynoting the 10th anniv. of Ryerson grad studies in Mech/Ind/Aero Eng.'
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aS'"Danger: Avoid death" and other wacky warning labels. Slide show. http://is.gd/kFagtP'
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aS'States seek to escape rising prison costs\n(Reuters): Reuters \x96 States have been shackled for years by the rising... http://bit.ly/lQ7cp0'
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+p110
aS'River traffic, people and animals feel strain of flooding\n(Reuters): Reuters \x96 A five-mile stretch of the Missis... http://bit.ly/kRf5C9'
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aS'Remarks by the President, CIA Director Leon Panetta, and DNI Director James Clapper to the Intelligence Communit... http://bit.ly/kIRCYd'
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aS'Presidential Proclamation\x96National Safe Boating Week: Release Time:\xa0 For Immediate Release \xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0As Americans ant... http://bit.ly/mxvii7'
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aS'President Obama Grants Pardons: Release Time:\xa0 For Immediate Release WASHINGTON \x96 Today President Barack Obama g... http://bit.ly/khcOx4'
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aS'Gameprom Adds Game Center To Their Military-Themed Pinball Game: Gameprom\x92s first update to their meticulously c... http://bit.ly/irCOia'
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+p115
aS'Managing FaceTime On Multiple iDevices: One of the coolest features Apple introduced with the iPhone 4 was the a... http://bit.ly/mJf8de'
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aS'AppAdvice Daily: Trade In Your Old iDevice, Celebrate With Apple This Weekend, And Fun Friday Freebies: Still ha... http://bit.ly/kFss8o'
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aS'The iPhone 5\x85 Still Interested?: Rumors have been filtering in regarding the iPhone 5, shaping expectations. The... http://bit.ly/kg27yu'
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+p118
aS'LinkedIn IPO Paints Rosy Picture for Other Social Nets: LinkedIn\x92s doubled stock price after its IPO on Thursday... http://bit.ly/kMG5eP'
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aS'Amazon Shoppers Becoming E-Bookworms: Amazon has reached a momentum milestone: Its customers are purchasing more... http://bit.ly/jjcof1'
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+p120
aS'Apple Clinches Deals, Inches Closer to the Cloud: Apple is reportedly one step away from clinching agreements wi... http://bit.ly/j7LX4G'
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aS'Just jailbroke \x97 few questions: 1. Winterboard themes don\x92t seem to be working. I want to install UniAW 2.3 (ani... http://bit.ly/kcCprA'
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aS'Status bar on side of screen.: How do I get the status bar from the side of my screen back to the top? Attached ... http://bit.ly/lUZXdZ'
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aS'iPad 2/iPhone 4 \x96 after market chargers etc.: please spare me the "LOL OMGZ USE GOOGLE DUMMY, LOL IM SO WITTY" c... http://bit.ly/m5JAoz'
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aS'how to jaibreak on 4.2.1 on ipod itself??: hi can anybody help me. im trying to jailbreak my ipod on the device ... http://bit.ly/lxWhrF'
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aS'Blog Post: Building a cool, capable Home Theater PC with AMD\x92s Fusion APU: I first heard about the Fusion APU\x92s ... http://bit.ly/mRESao'
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aS'Blog Post: Guest Blogger Tanya Gordon Talks Windows Live Writer: After working professionally at McGraw-Hill as ... http://bit.ly/lN93Xg'
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aS'Blog Post: Hands-on: Lenovo re-thinks the ThinkPad with the new X1: A few years back during the Vista era, Lenov... http://bit.ly/iEy7jG'
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+p128
aS'Air Force Wants Satellites Smart Enough to Fly Themselves: Today\x92s military satellites are $500 million miracles... http://bit.ly/l4srId'
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aS"Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants"
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aS'In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated'
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aS"I'm too fat to go chasing you around, I'll just blast some holes in you"
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+p132
aS'Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?14'
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aS'It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky'
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+p134
aS'Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U'
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aS'Cynic: A person who has an accurate view of the world. Optimist: A cynic in the making. Pessimist: A cynic with a vivid memory'
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aS"The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum"
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aS'Some people are merely alive because it is against the law to kill them'
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+p138
aS'The day you decide to do it, is your lucky day'
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aS'If the gods are watching, the very least we can do is be entertaining'
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aS'Patience is the companion of wisdom - St. Augustine.'
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aS'The oldest commercially marketed carbonated drink was Moxie, which became available in apothecaries as a medical tonic in 1876'
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+p142
aS'Europeans in the Middle Ages used to call coffee the Arabic Wine'
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+p143
aS'Emergency pet care now done in Peterborough http://bit.ly/kGaXnL'
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+p144
aS'Pet Health Check-Up: Most Common Dog, Cat Diseases Revealed http://bit.ly/lhFyrQ'
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+p145
aS"Body's Healing Power Used To Cure Dogs, Cats http://bit.ly/kqU9nF"
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+p146
aS'Advocate`s Flea & Tick Treatment For Your Dog; Cat http://bit.ly/lJor7l'
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+p147
aS'Insight: The Rapture / Overweight Pets / Roy Blount Jr. / One Eyed Rhyno http://bit.ly/jRHB5K'
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aS'The aging caring for the elderly [CNN: 5-15-2011]: veterinary dog care burden Money Aging Parents ed... http://bit.ly/lYyHlr -hot video!'
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aS'Insight: The Rapture / Overweight Pets / Roy Blount Jr. / One Eyed Rhyno http://bit.ly/mQ84FM'
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aS' Pets` Spark For Your Dog`s Tear Stains; An Explanation http://bit.ly/kkImzb'
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aS'Readers Letters: \x93FAKE BOOBS, FAKE BOTOX\x94 http://bit.ly/mOiLUQ'
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aS'CNY Pet Expo - Saturday in New Hartford http://bit.ly/mDLLMf'
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aS"Gateshead man's scars after being knifed in street http://bit.ly/iAUDnR"
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aS"Facility for disaster victims' pets struggles with limited supplies and manpower http://bit.ly/iWIMus"
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+p155
aS"Gateshead man's scars after being knifed in street http://bit.ly/jp7he9"
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+p156
aS"They Saut\xe9 Horses, Don't They? http://bit.ly/iD7vrC"
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+p157
aS'Mammals Smelled Their Way To Bigger Brains http://bit.ly/kZDNxy'
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aS'Green your life at weekend family festival http://bit.ly/jCXQr9'
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+p159
aS'Sink your teeth into dog bite prevention http://bit.ly/moqWcT'
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+p160
aS'No headline - Heloise_0522 http://bit.ly/k7I6RC'
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aS'Buttons wants her medicine!: Buttons the dog gets excited for her medicine.37 sec http://bit.ly/jPYmYA -hot video!'
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aS'Potentially dangerous dog treats recalled http://bit.ly/jgPcJ1'
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+p163
aS'Wow, I got many new fans on Twitter! http://alturl.com/2swy6'
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aS'the title on jerry springer is lesborama "lesbian drama". LOL'
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aS"Even tho I don't like figuring out watches I want a pretty one lol all white with crystals. For fashion. Ill look at my fone for the time"
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+p166
aS'Is good day!'
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aS"OMFG, NOBODY TOLD ME THE NOTEBOOK WAS ON... *changes channel* lol, now I'm about to recite the rest of the movie lmao."
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aS'Why is it that my time in New York consists of sleeping and eating at the sheraton and walking through the airport! :('
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aS'sometimes I wonder if 4x4 marketing teams could give tourism marketing teams a proper learning. Not online though - their both tonk there.'
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aS'Off to bed... long day tomorrow. Have a good one all! Sweet Dreams!'
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aS"e He's using MU's red and white jersey, and also red shoes. He doesn't use his glasses. He's so handsome ;D eaaaaaaaa"
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+p172
aS'Rediscovering my deep affection for country music'
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aS'many females have threatened to steal my shirt in the twitcon 0_o'
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aS'FT island or MBLAQ or TVXQ (5 people) ? gotta draw for my last T shirt design. choose one please :)'
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aS'I love when Joe Buck trends and its just full of people slamming him. That guy is the worst.'
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aS'Ear wigging on some cracking old people discussion waiting to M&S to open for breakfast.Talkin about fashion an Gok Won being a mincer haha'
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aS'Just got a good win. Feels good getting back on track'
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aS"Strangley enough, I'm having trouble coming up with a billion dollar idea that would innovate the world of technology"
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aS'ITS OFFICIAL I HAVE NOW ONE YEAR OF EXPERIENCE AS A MUSIC PRODUCER.....I HAVE DEVELOPED SKILLS IN ALL DIFFERENT GENRES OF MUSIC!!!!!!!'
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aS"Good thing I found out now... Can you imagine finding out you with a moron after y'all are ten years in the relationship?"
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aS'OK. go!'
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aS'Tips about the Shih Tzu dogs: The Shih Tzu breed has dogs in small sizes: their height measures 8 inches and up ... http://bit.ly/jBNcXd'
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aS'What should you and your dog should not fed: Ever wondered whether you are feeding your dog the right foods? Her... http://bit.ly/k547NT'
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aS'The long coated Yorkshire Terrier breed: There must be a lot of things worth to know about the Yorkshire Terrier... http://bit.ly/iRyW51'
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aS'Your dog and the health issues associated with infestation fled: Many people realize not the severity of the unt... http://bit.ly/lRYD3x'
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aS'Wooden dog of crate sales explode in 2011: The popularity of the case out of wooden dog has increased in the las... http://bit.ly/m5Non6'
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aS'Prevent bad breath in dogs, by you you the best dental care: Many people around the world own dogs, because they... http://bit.ly/jvYxhC'
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aS'Summertime swimming and beach tips for your dog: It start inside the warm weather to the County and the time to ... http://bit.ly/iXphX7'
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aS'Some tips about the Labrador dogs: The very popular Labrador search race many dog lovers. Before but this breed ... http://bit.ly/lj5Wr4'
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aS'The Labrador Retriever puppy: Dogs, which suited would make an animal companion, but that is Labrador perfectly ... http://bit.ly/lxZsfq'
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aS'The ideal time to dog obedience start to correct training behavior problems: The time, to dog training must star... http://bit.ly/kUkar1'
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aS"Zwergpinscher feeding: Be careful, don't overfeed your Zwergpinscher. An adult Zwergpinscher eats typically two ... http://bit.ly/iCd7Qw"
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aS'Tips for buying the best dog CAGES and cages: Dogs hate simply kept in one place are, but there are times when y... http://bit.ly/lKI9kW'
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aS"Sounds of the season and your dog's anxiety: Thunder claps and your dog bolts instantly to a dark corner or unde... http://bit.ly/mRNueL"
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aS'Recovery of canine Luxating patella surgery - is it not as easy as it may seem: Their dog had successful surgery... http://bit.ly/jbdrXT'
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aS'Use the ingredients to judge dog food: Anyone can determine the difference between a poor dog food, which is fil... http://bit.ly/lzBnm6'
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aS'Training your dog: Dogs are really best friend of man. But your new PAL may be only a little devil. Training you... http://bit.ly/mGWNMo'
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aS'The USDA move the role of your dog from abroad - certified veterinarian: Always your dog the paperwork completed... http://bit.ly/jQE87P'
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aS'The hybrids known as Beabulls: Designer and hybrid dogs are booming increasingly popular these days, which has l... http://bit.ly/jGHiSh'
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aS'The Chihuahua dog is the smallest breed: The small dog breed Chihuahua, but with a very fine structure of bones,... http://bit.ly/lLT2Q6'
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+p201
aS'These are the amazing feats by amazing dogs only for dogs: This article is about some amazing things do, I came ... http://bit.ly/kSRczQ'
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aS"precious old man just talked to me in starbucks for an hour, told me all abt his songs & children's stories #whoknows? #couldbejesus"
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+p203
aS'Forgot how ridiculous driving in branson is... #weirdesttownever #ijustwanttacobell'
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+p204
aS'House is going all 127 Hours on me... #sick #canthandleit'
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+p205
aS"my mom just bought a golf ball monogrammer for 50 cents at a thrift store... ??? she's excited, i'm confused #storyofmylife #welcomehome"
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+p206
aS'http://lockerz.com/s/102462757 silver dollar city with this crazy crew. #ilovebranson'
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+p207
aS'Move over Mozart, Caleb Cooper is taking your place. http://lockerz.com/s/101953665'
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+p208
aS"Arkansas Kanakuk staff come pick up your staff shirts at the klife barn. We'll be here till 3!!"
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+p209
aS"http://lockerz.com/s/99626765 spending my day with this little cutie. Wouldn't have it any other way.#recess #99balloons"
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+p210
aS'SUPPORT ALABAMA VICTIMS!!! bring bottled water to lot 56! ANYTHING IS HELPFUL!! #wootide #hogscare'
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+p211
aS'WOO TIDE. Hogs care! Greeklife dominated in donations for Alabama tornado victims! #ilovebeingarazorback http://lockerz.com/s/98744122'
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+p212
aS'"I worry for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel they can be sassy, weird, geeky, smart, independent, not so withered and shriveled"'
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+p213
aS'story time with the siblings = Caleb "once upon a time lived 2 little pigs named marsha and denzel..." #siblingslumberparty #myfamilyrocks'
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+p214
aS'Happy cinco de mayo. #success http://t.co/TgQhpGw'
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+p215
aS'listening to an instrumental track of "my heart will go on" #yeaitshappening'
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+p216
aS'Did anyone watch the royal wedding!?!?!!!'
-p218
+p217
aS"Documentary on walt Disney's life, now Indian in the cupboard.... I've seen both of these before #familytime #oldmemories"
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+p218
aS"It's not my birthday #thanks-shea"
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+p219
aS'Just got my poof search while going through security at the airport #truearkansasgirl'
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+p220
aS'You gotta let a bird fly!! #gotitmom?!?!'
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+p221
aS'Just overheard two girls talking,"they give this stuff to like homeless people!" "o my gosh I love homeless people!!!" #justloveditsygirls'
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+p222
aS"Bla bla I hate school can't wait for summer!!!!"
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+p223
aS'Saw a random boy wearing a guy Harvey kappa shirt!! #proudmama'
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+p224
aS"Anybody in mullins and have headphones I can borrow? I need them for a class thing!! #I'matard"
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+p225
aS"Couldn't study in the union because of the very loud mexican fiesta music. Never been so happy to be interrupted :)"
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+p226
aS"My brain can't take all this studying. although dude in the fluorescent tank top is entertaining me how guido of you... rarrrrr!"
-p228
+p227
aS'Such interesting conversation go on in 404 loft hmmm'
-p229
+p228
aS'Just call me tubby!! What does # mean ??'
-p230
+p229
aS"First tweet eva!!!!!! I feel like I'm entering a whole new world where I don't speak the language!"
-p231
+p230
aS'Animals that lay eggs don\x92t have belly buttons.'
-p232
+p231
aS'Stop tweeting all day with no visible results. Automation is the key to success! http://tiny.ly/UG3'
-p233
+p232
aS'There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.'
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+p233
aS'The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.'
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+p234
aS'The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.'
-p236
+p235
aS'Wondering how others are able to grow their Twitter accounts so quickly and easily? Find out right here: http://tiny.ly/UG3'
-p237
+p236
aS'The \x91Oz\x92 in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."'
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+p237
aS'Alexander the Great was an epileptic.'
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+p238
aS'Take advantage of this incredible software to automatically manage multiple Twitter accounts. http://tiny.ly/UG3'
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+p239
aS'Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.'
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+p240
aS'The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop & Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra\'s "Its A Wonderful Life"'
-p242
+p241
aS'You won\x92t believe how easy it is, and how targeted your Twitter list building will become with this automated software! http://tiny.ly/UG3'
-p243
+p242
aS'A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.'
-p244
+p243
aS'In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.'
-p245
+p244
aS'Ready to give up on your Twitter business? Find out how to automate the process and become successful! http://tiny.ly/UG3'
-p246
+p245
aS'A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.'
-p247
+p246
aS'Find and engage with like-minded Twitter followers and automate your Twitter posts. http://tiny.ly/UG3'
-p248
+p247
aS"It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time. (Try it!)"
-p249
+p248
aS'A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour'
-p250
+p249
aS'As you grow your network, increase your traffic and networking abilities, and even increase direct sales to your site. http://tiny.ly/UG3'
-p251
+p250
aS'ahh.. this evening i was having fun with my special one at MC Donalds\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510'
-p252
+p251
aS'new blackberry 900 smartphone for 300$. what are you waiting for. http://bit.ly/lPKTok'
-p253
+p252
aS'The Big Mac The King Of all Burgers!\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510'
-p254
+p253
aS'Traditional Art: Renewable energy world http://t.co/TzTb7Lz'
-p255
+p254
aS'My friend of hunger.... The Big Mac The King Of all Burgers!\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510'
-p256
+p255
aS'London locksmiths, covering Clapham and Wandsworth http://t.co/GMhMv7G from Lowcosting Locksmiths'
-p257
+p256
aS'OMG: This girl KILLED herself after her father posted this on her WALL: http://bit.ly/iaZYhE Mark Shami'
-p258
+p257
aS'I really have not been eating lately, even though it probably seems like i have.'
-p259
+p258
aS"When you've thought it before they have!"
-p260
+p259
aS'She said some of the duties are...there were 19 things on the list!'
-p261
+p260
aS"It aint you it's the thangs you do, It's tearing my heart in two, I woulda failed witchu, to hell witchu!"
-p262
+p261
aS'I Learnt How To Tell A N*gga F**k You Then! #Deuces'
-p263
+p262
aS'The rivalry between jamaicans and nigerians! #nonsense'
-p264
+p263
aS'Back then not all nigerians were that proud of the bangers that come from there! Lol! All of a sudden they are! #amjussayin :D'
-p265
+p264
aS"Khloe Kardashian's best friend Malika is soooooooo pretty! Wow"
-p266
+p265
aS'So we meet again!'
-p267
+p266
aS'Separating the boys from the men!'
-p268
+p267
aS"I'm guessing Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius or Libran!"
-p269
+p268
aS'good thing dogs dont talk, i would be in too much trouble'
-p270
+p269
aS'#itshardwhen *moans* . . . thatss what he said(;'
-p271
+p270
aS"i shouldn't have told him he was the one for me when i aint even planing to call"
-p272
+p271
aS'NaCh0_53 goodnight little munshkin(:'
-p273
+p272
aS'#nw everybody hates chris then everybody loves geoge(:'
-p274
+p273
aS'Dios quiera que el mundo no se acave el 21. #PossitiveTweet'
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+p274
aS'we need some rain, our deserts are drying up ;o'
-p276
+p275
aS'you calling me babe & we aint going out -_- #thatswhyursingle'
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+p276
aS'finished watching Easy A<3'
-p278
+p277
aS'#youwerecooluntil ju ztarted textiinq liike diiz'
-p279
+p278
aS'#youwerecooluntil you tweeted'
-p280
+p279
aS'Who let the dogs out???'
-p281
+p280
aS'Alejandro Jodorowsky(maestro)\nLa que se enamora de un lobo, lo convierte en dios.'
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+p281
aS'I JUST WANT TO FEEL REAL LOVE,\nFEEL THE HOME THAT I LIVE IN.\nI GOT TOO MUCH LOVE\nRUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS'
-p283
+p282
aS'LOVE IS IN THE RAIN!!'
-p284
+p283
aS'so hard: "no llamemos voluntad de dios a la falta de agallas, coraz\xf2n y responsabilidad!.\nDios no patrocina estupideces.'
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+p284
aS'Si una hembra si quiere a un hombre, por \xe8l puede dar la vida;pero hay que tener cuidado si esa hembra, se siente herida......yihaaaaa \xb7'
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+p285
aS'Como hemos cambiado....'
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+p286
aS'Gracias por el regalo mas grande que me pudiste haber dado ...la vida misma, esto es mag\xeca, esto es pasi\xf2n, esto es amor. TE AMO mam\xe0'
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+p287
aS'Venga!! por qu\xe8 lo mejor comienza HOY. con toda la pasi\xf2n por vivir, por ser y estar.... here we go....onces again.'
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+p288
aS'No tengo ganas de cambiar el rumbo, no tengo fuerzas de subirme al mundo, hoy me quedo entre....mis almohadas :=)'
-p290
+p289
aS'... my love life...'
-p291
+p290
aS'Im not running away, im coming home....'
-p292
+p291
aS'Ask me anything http://formspring.me/Ivannka'
-p293
+p292
aS'Venga con todo el power, May 2011...tiempo de cambios, tiempo final.'
-p294
+p293
aS'Javi paseando a Harry, hoy no quiero hacer mucho...solo disfrutar.'
-p295
+p294
aS"Do people not know that Selena has saved almost 10 dogs from dying? She's one of the biggest animal lovers... http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzoq8e"
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+p295
aS'teiganiscool: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzn3mm'
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+p296
aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzle5l'
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+p297
aS'Photo: rockandlovedream: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzkfnf'
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+p298
aS'pickleswithasideofgomez: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzj6z7'
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+p299
aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzil9y'
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+p300
aS'italllooksgreatfromhere: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzihvi'
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+p301
aS'Sa5m. The 5 is silent. http://tumblr.com/x7r2lk2vwi'
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+p302
aS'"Everything happens for a reason and, something better will come along for me!" \x97 Selena Gomez http://tumblr.com/x7r2lk13dd'
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+p303
aS'I just automatically reblog any picture I see of Selena Gomez http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljv0mr'
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+p304
aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljijsm'
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+p305
aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljf7bp'
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+p306
aS'Photo: VERY CREEPY FILM! (but good!) http://tumblr.com/x7r2lj69uw'
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+p307
aS'mcbrien: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kf016p'
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+p308
aS'gomezfan: http://tumblr.com/x7r2key0pi'
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+p309
aS'gomezfan: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kewt3k'
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+p310
aS'Photo: umakemesparklepink: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kewm6x'
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+p311
aS'"You\x92ve got every right to a beautiful life." - Selena Gomez (via itsyourtimenow) http://tumblr.com/x7r2k97idy'
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+p312
aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2k97cxt'
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+p313
aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2k94slf'
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aS'Zzzzz'
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+p315
aS'Going to go to sleep :)'
-p317
+p316
aS"dosnt know if she'l bother going to bed tonight considering the worlds supposed to end tomorrow. Arghghg..."
-p318
+p317
aS'Loves the faces her mum pulls when she tastes wine. Aww. Gotta love her!'
-p319
+p318
aS'Finally getting the hang of twitter .. :D'
-p320
+p319
aS'Slowly but surely going back blonde :D'
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+p320
aS'SO BAD AT THIS WHOLE REVISION STUFF.'
-p322
+p321
aS'should be revising.'
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+p322
aS'BORED.'
-p324
+p323
aS'If you could instantly become fluent in another language, w\x85 \x97 French, it would really help with the exam tomorrow. http://4ms.me/l31ovJ'
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+p324
aS'Prettiest "bear" ever! http://picplz.com/rs0n'
-p326
+p325
aS"how to embrace your naked ambition and make your subconscious your bitch: http://t.co/QXhGEHY >what's yours?!"
-p327
+p326
aS'Kesha Bruce - In The Studio: 10 Easy Steps To Becoming A Better Artist http://bit.ly/hfdcuc Oh YEAH!'
-p328
+p327
aS'never. a. dull. moment.'
-p329
+p328
aS'Alrighty nearly 5pm here on East coast -- wrapping up the chat -- final thoughts/questions? #handchat'
-p330
+p329
aS"When it is present (Merc line) it's usually about your spiritual connectedness, your communication comfort/skill #handchat"
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+p330
aS"and I've been studying intensely since. It IS fascinating (so glad you agree) #handchat"
-p332
+p331
aS'A Mercury line usually starts at the bottom or middle of the palm and aims for the pinky/Mercury finger. (may not get there) #handchat'
-p333
+p332
aS'We also call the outer edge of the palm The Moon or you may hear outer mars too. #handanalysiscanbeconfusing #handchat'
-p334
+p333
aS'okay where was I? What do YOU all want to know about your hand/s?\n #handchat'
-p335
+p334
aS"Have you printed the Makeness Manifesto? If so, holler! I'm collecting pics to post on my site of how ppl have used it. http://ht.ly/4ZBJq"
-p336
+p335
aS'brain full. no more room in brain. #actionstudio'
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+p336
aS'A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.'
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+p337
aS'The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on'
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+p338
aS'That super clean feeling when you get out the shower #thebest'
-p340
+p339
aS'ma swagg is unheard of , ma niggas inconceivable . .'
-p341
+p340
aS'Home from the spring game ( : so wassup ?'
-p342
+p341
aS'Your the only one I want in my life #ipromiseyou'
-p343
+p342
aS'I hate the feeling of being really really tired ! #sucks'
-p344
+p343
aS'dontt everr worryy aboutt people thatt dontt worry aboutt youu . .'
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+p344
aS"Hipss &' Thighss Ohh Myy ' Stayy Focusedd . !"
-p346
+p345
aS'Food ( :'
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+p346
aS'14 hours in school smh #TRIPPIN'
-p348
+p347
aS"Whats up with these rude niggas &' why they think that everything comes so easy . ."
-p349
+p348
aS'good things happen to those who wait.'
-p350
+p349
aS'read between the lines.'
-p351
+p350
aS"okayy WTF!!!! my mentions are blowing up with F4F? we don't do that."
-p352
+p351
aS'hola.me is online'
-p353
+p352
aS"thank you for the hello how are you doing and wassup. i'm doing grea.t i'm on youtube watching chris brown concerts bout to go to sleep lol"
-p354
+p353
aS"Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go through them alone."
-p355
+p354
aS"people are soo rude all they ask me is for shoutouts i can't even get a hello how are you? or a wassup?"
-p356
+p355
aS'Call me old fashioned, but I actually take relationships seriously.'
-p357
+p356
aS'say NO to dirty hoes.'
-p358
+p357
aS'Love is blind and hope is dark.'
-p359
+p358
aS'Love is science live for you die for you and I\x92ll die smiling.'
-p360
+p359
aS'GOT A FACEBOOK? THEN GO LIKE IT http://twitition.com/qnaei -'
-p361
+p360
aS'gun at your eyebrow...POW POW!'
-p362
+p361
aS'soo freaked out! keep hearing noise and my dog is whroofing at the door :| :|'
-p363
+p362
aS'#iftheworldendsonsaturday surprisingly this was used as a chat up line tongiht! ahah'
-p364
+p363
aS'Had sucha good night! shame about work tomorrow tho.. http://twitpic.com/509sye http://twitpic.com/509t7o http://twitpic.com/509th2'
-p365
+p364
aS'My sister and her prom date! such cuties xx http://twitpic.com/506nmg'
-p366
+p365
aS"Little sister got her prom tonight! must admit im quite jealous.. doesn't seem long ago it was mine! :("
-p367
+p366
aS'Work seemed too drag on forever today! but on the plus side i bought myself a nice little dress for tonight! :) :)'
-p368
+p367
aS'Oh my some girls are wayyyy to desperate!'
-p369
+p368
aS'My dog lol http://t.co/BTzyuRA'
-p370
+p369
aS"Paday my lil stalker won't leave me alone lmao go hind in a box ya lol"
-p371
+p370
aS"Oyyy this iPod gots it's own mind it mental lolol"
-p372
+p371
aS"New pics blehh I'm bored http://t.co/5LfJr1l http://t.co/ZprxFly http://t.co/2uQ8kDR"
-p373
+p372
aS"Omgggg I'm zoo in love I found u finally you make you go oh oh oh oh omg haas man she snapped lol"
-p374
+p373
aS"I'm bored ppl and it's only 9:30 what should I do Chaya serious buggie lol"
-p375
+p374
aS'This is pretty bad I need more followers lol'
-p376
+p375
aS"I'm Out Bitchz BBL Peace Love And Sodma Grease lol"
-p377
+p376
aS'-Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog'
-p378
+p377
aS"And I'd also do stuff for malaria and stuff"
-p379
+p378
aS'I hope none of these haystacks are sharing needles'
-p380
+p379
aS"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?"
-p381
+p380
aS"But I think she's stupid for marrying me, so I think we all know who won this argument"
-p382
+p381
aS"Feels like there's not enough blood in my drugstream"
-p383
+p382
aS"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun"
-p384
+p383
aS'Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment playing checkers with a pigeon'
-p385
+p384
aS"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny"
-p386
+p385
aS'I bet the Presidential Seal gets to eat all the fish he wants'
-p387
+p386
aS"April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack"
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+p387
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