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diff --git a/JKTwitterBot/src/Status_update.txt b/JKTwitterBot/src/Status_update.txt index 9e58138..3805fcc 100644 --- a/JKTwitterBot/src/Status_update.txt +++ b/JKTwitterBot/src/Status_update.txt @@ -1,776 +1,298 @@ (lp0 -S"Cinko's lazy Sunday watching TV. http://instagr.am/p/ETmNz/" +S'Suprising how unfit you get when u dont run for a few of weeks' p1 -aS"You know you're texting too much when your dog taps your hand with his paw to get you to stop and pay attention to him. :)" +aS'"Danger: Avoid death" and other wacky warning labels. Slide show. http://is.gd/kFagtP' p2 -aS'Where is my beach? I miss it! I need my swim to keep me fit and happy' +aS'listening to an instrumental track of "my heart will go on" #yeaitshappening' p3 -aS'Jessica Alba Is Pregnant And Gorgeous In Florals: Welcome to our coach outlet online store,here are the most com' +aS'That super clean feeling when you get out the shower #thebest' p4 -aS'May is National Bike Month, go out and ride a couple miles' +aS'John Mayer <3' p5 -aS'my kids broke their dads cd player in his car' +aS'CNN on sci-tech-eng-math dropouts: http://is.gd/rOxTzR Resilient, persistent students succeed. Giving up on "hard" majors is too acceptable.' p6 -aS'Photo: Why did they alter the Mary Katrantzou dress on Bom? It\x92s so pretty as it is! She still looks great,' +aS"Hope today's a good day :)" p7 -aS'Just woken up in an upstairs room of a pub' +aS'Just overheard two girls talking,"they give this stuff to like homeless people!" "o my gosh I love homeless people!!!" #justloveditsygirls' p8 -aS'I get home from buying Kinect to find Mexican food waiting for me' +aS"Documentary on walt Disney's life, now Indian in the cupboard.... I've seen both of these before #familytime #oldmemories" p9 -aS'Y perm? U will look younger in straight hair leh' +aS'Emergency pet care now done in Peterborough http://bit.ly/kGaXnL' p10 -aS'\xa3800,000 in gold coins dug up in Hackney back yard - mirror' +aS'Is good day!' p11 -aS'I hate how it takes you 45minutes to reply and I still answer right away' +aS'Slowly but surely going back blonde :D' p12 -aS'Phone charger and MacB charger in my locker at law school' +aS'The long coated Yorkshire Terrier breed: There must be a lot of things worth to know about the Yorkshire Terrier... http://bit.ly/iRyW51' p13 -aS"we'll never run, away, so stand and fight another day" +aS'May is National Bike Month, go out and ride a couple miles' p14 -aS'Suprising how unfit you get when u dont run for a few of weeks' +aS'So we meet again!' p15 -aS'Really missing #nbcCommunity tonight. Michael Scott, too. #TheOffice' +aS'How many people can video chat on FREE version of Skype at one time?' p16 -aS"TVLine Items: #PrisonBreak Vet Is TV's #Transporter, Jen Aniston's Hotness, and Other News to Know http://t.co/ixdEfDe" +aS"i hate looking at cute clothes i can't buy" p17 -aS"Updated TVLine Items: #PrisonBreak Vet Is TV's Transporter, #GH Hunk Fired, #GMA Goes Gaga, and More! http://t.co/ixdEfDe" +aS'Tips about the Shih Tzu dogs: The Shih Tzu breed has dogs in small sizes: their height measures 8 inches and up ... http://bit.ly/jBNcXd' p18 -aS"LA North Central shelter is overcrowded & countless dogs will be put down this weekend. Please adopt if you're able! http://on.fb.me/lpbLiY" +aS'Patience is the companion of wisdom - St. Augustine.' p19 aS"You know he's tired when he sleeps next to flip flops and cables! :) http://instagr.am/p/D-rVU/" p20 -aS'Vareed Family Photos \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4Mlp3' +aS'Food ( :' p21 -aS'New Website: 2 Gringos Salsa \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4LEd1' +aS'I was just looking for someone in my chat list and discovered I had blocked him. Thought the Newbie had been quiet lately! Oops.' p22 -aS'Having fun at the Cordillera Ranch Shindig! http://instagr.am/p/Dutua/' +aS"Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants" p23 -aS'Sneak Peek: Vareed Family http://wp.me/pEglH-uM' +aS'-Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog' p24 -aS'New Website: Rebecca Guerra \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://wp.me/pEglH-uC' +aS'My dog lol http://t.co/BTzyuRA' p25 -aS'Three New Flyer Designs! \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://wp.me/pEglH-ux' +aS'Going to go to sleep :)' p26 -aS'High Performance Home Logo \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://wp.me/pEglH-uf' +aS'The oldest commercially marketed carbonated drink was Moxie, which became available in apothecaries as a medical tonic in 1876' p27 -aS'so tired... and it will be another busy weekend. Longing for a weekend where I can actually relax! #tootiredtothink' +aS'If the gods are watching, the very least we can do is be entertaining' p28 -aS'Trimmed the hedges of my house for the first time ever. I may not have a future in landscaping but at least they http://instagr.am/p/DIG_j/' +aS"Even tho I don't like figuring out watches I want a pretty one lol all white with crystals. For fashion. Ill look at my fone for the time" p29 -aS'Pool time! Sun bathing time! http://instagr.am/p/DCEZe/' +aS'"where is your wife Sir?" "i think shes dead too."' p30 -aS'\x93Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\x94' +aS"LA North Central shelter is overcrowded & countless dogs will be put down this weekend. Please adopt if you're able! http://on.fb.me/lpbLiY" p31 -aS"This is what happens every time I have a meeting at Kate's Frosting... Yum! http://instagr.am/p/C7INn/" +aS'The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.' p32 -aS'my dog really think he a baby, smh. http://twitpic.com/50anm3' +aS'People say happiness takes time, so ima just wait.' p33 -aS'But the child born on the Sabbath Day is fair and wise and good and gay.' +aS'It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky' p34 -aS"Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child works hard for a living." +aS'Prettiest "bear" ever! http://picplz.com/rs0n' p35 -aS"Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go." +aS'Prevent bad breath in dogs, by you you the best dental care: Many people around the world own dogs, because they... http://bit.ly/jvYxhC' p36 -aS"There's fireworks. The flatulent dog is cowering under me. Awesome." +aS'A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.' p37 -aS"The dog is flatulent. And it's dreadful. Ugh." +aS'House is going all 127 Hours on me... #sick #canthandleit' p38 -aS'Had Thai for dinner. Full to my eyeballs.' +aS"Body's Healing Power Used To Cure Dogs, Cats http://bit.ly/kqU9nF" p39 -aS'Redbud and a flowering plum in bloom at my house. http://twitpic.com/506eu9' +aS'Call me old fashioned, but I actually take relationships seriously.' p40 -aS'To the market, then to the garden.' +aS'Rain, rain. Go away..' p41 -aS"Just saved my dog's life. Seriously. He had a stick wedged in the roof of his mouth. He's fine. I'm still shaken up." +aS"Was to be a working long weekend for me, but my printer is out of toner, and I've been told I can't have a new one till first of next week." p42 -aS"If your school could have access to a half-time tech coach for $5000 a year don't you think they'd jump at the chance?" +aS'Having fun at the Cordillera Ranch Shindig! http://instagr.am/p/Dutua/' p43 -aS'I wiill be creating two classes this summer. Digital Tools and World Studies! I think they will ROCK! #esu13' +aS'we need some rain, our deserts are drying up ;o' p44 -aS'How many people can video chat on FREE version of Skype at one time?' +aS'The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop & Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra\'s "Its A Wonderful Life"' p45 -aS'Random fact: There are 53 sessions at #iste11 that use the word "ipad" as a key word.' +aS'5 people in first period...' p46 -aS'I was just looking for someone in my chat list and discovered I had blocked him. Thought the Newbie had been quiet lately! Oops.' +aS'Animals that lay eggs don\x92t have belly buttons.' p47 -aS'My dog has a lazy eye lol' +aS'All my neighbors are sitting outside for a smoke. I find this amusing.' p48 -aS'I wish Capri suns were bigger!' +aS'A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.' p49 -aS'#nw kitchen nightmares' +aS'so tired... and it will be another busy weekend. Longing for a weekend where I can actually relax! #tootiredtothink' p50 -aS"Beautiful day and I'm inside. Such a shame" +aS"This is what happens every time I have a meeting at Kate's Frosting... Yum! http://instagr.am/p/C7INn/" p51 -aS"i hate looking at cute clothes i can't buy" +aS'Finally getting the hang of twitter .. :D' p52 -aS"Don't ask for advice if your not gonna use it!" +aS'"I worry for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel they can be sassy, weird, geeky, smart, independent, not so withered and shriveled"' p53 -aS'the school is so quiet!' +aS"Couldn't study in the union because of the very loud mexican fiesta music. Never been so happy to be interrupted :)" p54 -aS'Listening to music and playing angry birds all first period :)' +aS'Emergency preparedness materials from the US CDC on Zombie preparedness. No kidding. http://is.gd/M4P1PK' p55 -aS"Thought you'd alway be mine,mineeeee #np" +aS'Forgot how ridiculous driving in branson is... #weirdesttownever #ijustwanttacobell' p56 -aS"Hope today's a good day :)" +aS"You're as weak as the hearts you break." p57 -aS'5 people in first period...' +aS'I get home from buying Kinect to find Mexican food waiting for me' p58 -aS'All my neighbors are sitting outside for a smoke. I find this amusing.' +aS'the school is so quiet!' p59 -aS"But I don't know which friends they are." +aS"April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack" p60 -aS'In in the front yard cleaning my fountain and peeps honk a hi and wave.' +aS'brain full. no more room in brain. #actionstudio' p61 -aS'Its so hot out' +aS'OK. go!' p62 -aS"It's senior skip day or something like that." +aS'Some people are merely alive because it is against the law to kill them' p63 -aS"You're as weak as the hearts you break." +aS'The \x91Oz\x92 in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."' p64 -aS"You're as fake as the moans you make." +aS'soo freaked out! keep hearing noise and my dog is whroofing at the door :| :|' p65 aS"Am I the only one that's glad that the ~hipster~ trend is dead now?" p66 -aS"That scene in the sixth sense where Cole gets locked in the closet is the reason why I don't like most kids." +aS'To the market, then to the garden.' p67 -aS'Asdfghi sixth sense is playing tonight' +aS'never. a. dull. moment.' p68 -aS'fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.' +aS'Work seemed too drag on forever today! but on the plus side i bought myself a nice little dress for tonight! :) :)' p69 -aS'I love tv' +aS'awe just found out my puppys brother died yesturday :/ How sad <||3' p70 -aS"Lmao I can't take it~" +aS'In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated' p71 -aS'"where is your wife Sir?" "i think shes dead too."' +aS"There's fireworks. The flatulent dog is cowering under me. Awesome." p72 -aS'"911 whats your emergency?" "i ODed on weed...and I think I\'m dead" lolololol' +aS"I'm texting &walking my dog &walk into a puddle that soaked my entire left foot. -.-" p73 -aS'But now im not legit, thus I must quit.' +aS"Little sister got her prom tonight! must admit im quite jealous.. doesn't seem long ago it was mine! :(" p74 -aS"I'm legit. I'm too legit to quit." +aS'Off to bed... long day tomorrow. Have a good one all! Sweet Dreams!' p75 -aS'my dog is playing with #ANTS , ugh no life -__-' +aS'Really missing #nbcCommunity tonight. Michael Scott, too. #TheOffice' p76 -aS'thats pizza was yum [:' +aS"Do people not know that Selena has saved almost 10 dogs from dying? She's one of the biggest animal lovers... http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzoq8e" p77 -aS'awe just found out my puppys brother died yesturday :/ How sad <||3' +aS"The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum" p78 -aS"I'm texting &walking my dog &walk into a puddle that soaked my entire left foot. -.-" +aS"Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go." p79 -aS'I do best with double header games. (:' +aS'I bet the Presidential Seal gets to eat all the fish he wants' p80 -aS'Senior Day Double Header ! (:' +aS"Cinko's lazy Sunday watching TV. http://instagr.am/p/ETmNz/" p81 -aS'Rain, rain. Go away..' +aS"precious old man just talked to me in starbucks for an hour, told me all abt his songs & children's stories #whoknows? #couldbejesus" p82 -aS'#oomf wants me to go to ihop with them. :/' +aS'Had Thai for dinner. Full to my eyeballs.' p83 -aS'People say happiness takes time, so ima just wait.' +aS'The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.' p84 -aS'Lol.' +aS'Trimmed the hedges of my house for the first time ever. I may not have a future in landscaping but at least they http://instagr.am/p/DIG_j/' p85 -aS'Twitter getting like Facebook.' +aS'Its so hot out' p86 -aS'John Mayer <3' +aS'I love tv' p87 -aS'3% smh.' +aS"my mom just bought a golf ball monogrammer for 50 cents at a thrift store... ??? she's excited, i'm confused #storyofmylife #welcomehome" p88 -aS'I should change my twitcon.' +aS"we'll never run, away, so stand and fight another day" p89 -aS'For this ignorant boy to be subtweeting me, who are you?' +aS'In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.' p90 -aS"Actually, in the bible, it's says no person knows, not Jesus, just God, so YOU'RE the one that sounds ignorant, read your bible.#subtweet" +aS'#nw kitchen nightmares' p91 -aS'Everybody going in on the world ending tomorrow, gone be tweeting *thank God for opening my eyes Sunday morning*' +aS'Why is it that my time in New York consists of sleeping and eating at the sheraton and walking through the airport! :(' p92 -aS'Why are all of the SHINee Zodiac facts for Jonghyun just about his sex drive' +aS'A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour' p93 -aS'My mom just asked what being in the pit is like. I told her to ask Han Solo what being in the carbonite was like.' +aS'Random fact: There are 53 sessions at #iste11 that use the word "ipad" as a key word.' p94 -aS'In other news, Taemin sounds so good on the Jap Replay.' +aS"You know you're texting too much when your dog taps your hand with his paw to get you to stop and pay attention to him. :)" p95 -aS"If you're embarrassed to be a fan of something, then you're not a fan. Grow some balls." +aS'What should you and your dog should not fed: Ever wondered whether you are feeding your dog the right foods? Her... http://bit.ly/k547NT' p96 -aS'awwwww fangool I made this video too big fer youtube' +aS'BORED.' p97 -aS"But only because Pink's songs/videos are cliche to infinity and beyond." +aS'The Labrador Retriever puppy: Dogs, which suited would make an animal companion, but that is Labrador perfectly ... http://bit.ly/lxZsfq' p98 -aS"I'm sick of both Pink and Selena Gomez. How bout dem apples." +aS'good thing dogs dont talk, i would be in too much trouble' p99 -aS'#everydaygpoy http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqxhmhxpD1qzzb83o1_500.gif' +aS'Awesome. Feral parakeets. http://is.gd/PeePZm' p100 -aS'Looks like Iggy Pop http://hostingb.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-00/7498janice-dickinson-naked.jpg' +aS'Cynic: A person who has an accurate view of the world. Optimist: A cynic in the making. Pessimist: A cynic with a vivid memory' p101 -aS'Awesome. Feral parakeets. http://is.gd/PeePZm' +aS'Potentially dangerous dog treats recalled http://bit.ly/jgPcJ1' p102 -aS'CNN on sci-tech-eng-math dropouts: http://is.gd/rOxTzR Resilient, persistent students succeed. Giving up on "hard" majors is too acceptable.' +aS'In in the front yard cleaning my fountain and peeps honk a hi and wave.' p103 -aS'VanOC closing ceremony beaver in Dundas Sq today http://yfrog.com/h0yf5zclj' +aS'Saw a random boy wearing a guy Harvey kappa shirt!! #proudmama' p104 -aS"Was to be a working long weekend for me, but my printer is out of toner, and I've been told I can't have a new one till first of next week." +aS'My dog has a lazy eye lol' p105 -aS'Dear 16 Year Old Me http://is.gd/vrJ3bN says wear sunscreen year round. Melanoma Awareness Month.' +aS'The day you decide to do it, is your lucky day' p106 -aS'Emergency preparedness materials from the US CDC on Zombie preparedness. No kidding. http://is.gd/M4P1PK' +aS"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun" p107 -aS'Blast from the past, my erstwhile thermo prof Dr. Tom Brzustowski keynoting the 10th anniv. of Ryerson grad studies in Mech/Ind/Aero Eng.' +aS'Sink your teeth into dog bite prevention http://bit.ly/moqWcT' p108 -aS'"Danger: Avoid death" and other wacky warning labels. Slide show. http://is.gd/kFagtP' +aS'Rediscovering my deep affection for country music' p109 -aS'States seek to escape rising prison costs\n(Reuters): Reuters \x96 States have been shackled for years by the rising... http://bit.ly/lQ7cp0' +aS"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?" p110 -aS'River traffic, people and animals feel strain of flooding\n(Reuters): Reuters \x96 A five-mile stretch of the Missis... http://bit.ly/kRf5C9' +aS"Beautiful day and I'm inside. Such a shame" p111 -aS'Remarks by the President, CIA Director Leon Panetta, and DNI Director James Clapper to the Intelligence Communit... http://bit.ly/kIRCYd' +aS'I hate the feeling of being really really tired ! #sucks' p112 -aS'Presidential Proclamation\x96National Safe Boating Week: Release Time:\xa0 For Immediate Release \xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0As Americans ant... http://bit.ly/mxvii7' +aS'Alexander the Great was an epileptic.' p113 -aS'President Obama Grants Pardons: Release Time:\xa0 For Immediate Release WASHINGTON \x96 Today President Barack Obama g... http://bit.ly/khcOx4' +aS'Traditional Art: Renewable energy world http://t.co/TzTb7Lz' p114 -aS'Gameprom Adds Game Center To Their Military-Themed Pinball Game: Gameprom\x92s first update to their meticulously c... http://bit.ly/irCOia' +aS'Zzzzz' p115 -aS'Managing FaceTime On Multiple iDevices: One of the coolest features Apple introduced with the iPhone 4 was the a... http://bit.ly/mJf8de' +aS'Remarks by the President, CIA Director Leon Panetta, and DNI Director James Clapper to the Intelligence Communit... http://bit.ly/kIRCYd' p116 -aS'AppAdvice Daily: Trade In Your Old iDevice, Celebrate With Apple This Weekend, And Fun Friday Freebies: Still ha... http://bit.ly/kFss8o' +aS"The dog is flatulent. And it's dreadful. Ugh." p117 -aS'The iPhone 5\x85 Still Interested?: Rumors have been filtering in regarding the iPhone 5, shaping expectations. The... http://bit.ly/kg27yu' +aS'Oh my some girls are wayyyy to desperate!' p118 -aS'LinkedIn IPO Paints Rosy Picture for Other Social Nets: LinkedIn\x92s doubled stock price after its IPO on Thursday... http://bit.ly/kMG5eP' +aS"Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go through them alone." p119 -aS'Amazon Shoppers Becoming E-Bookworms: Amazon has reached a momentum milestone: Its customers are purchasing more... http://bit.ly/jjcof1' +aS'Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.' p120 -aS'Apple Clinches Deals, Inches Closer to the Cloud: Apple is reportedly one step away from clinching agreements wi... http://bit.ly/j7LX4G' +aS'I wish Capri suns were bigger!' p121 -aS'Just jailbroke \x97 few questions: 1. Winterboard themes don\x92t seem to be working. I want to install UniAW 2.3 (ani... http://bit.ly/kcCprA' +aS"It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time. (Try it!)" p122 -aS'Status bar on side of screen.: How do I get the status bar from the side of my screen back to the top? Attached ... http://bit.ly/lUZXdZ' +aS'thats pizza was yum [:' p123 -aS'iPad 2/iPhone 4 \x96 after market chargers etc.: please spare me the "LOL OMGZ USE GOOGLE DUMMY, LOL IM SO WITTY" c... http://bit.ly/m5JAoz' +aS'Some tips about the Labrador dogs: The very popular Labrador search race many dog lovers. Before but this breed ... http://bit.ly/lj5Wr4' p124 -aS'how to jaibreak on 4.2.1 on ipod itself??: hi can anybody help me. im trying to jailbreak my ipod on the device ... http://bit.ly/lxWhrF' +aS'There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.' p125 -aS'Blog Post: Building a cool, capable Home Theater PC with AMD\x92s Fusion APU: I first heard about the Fusion APU\x92s ... http://bit.ly/mRESao' +aS'Who let the dogs out???' p126 -aS'Blog Post: Guest Blogger Tanya Gordon Talks Windows Live Writer: After working professionally at McGraw-Hill as ... http://bit.ly/lN93Xg' +aS'My sister and her prom date! such cuties xx http://twitpic.com/506nmg' p127 -aS'Blog Post: Hands-on: Lenovo re-thinks the ThinkPad with the new X1: A few years back during the Vista era, Lenov... http://bit.ly/iEy7jG' +aS"It's senior skip day or something like that." p128 -aS'Air Force Wants Satellites Smart Enough to Fly Themselves: Today\x92s military satellites are $500 million miracles... http://bit.ly/l4srId' +aS'\x93Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\x94' p129 -aS"Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants" +aS'Pet Health Check-Up: Most Common Dog, Cat Diseases Revealed http://bit.ly/lhFyrQ' p130 -aS'In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated' +aS'my dog really think he a baby, smh. http://twitpic.com/50anm3' p131 -aS"I'm too fat to go chasing you around, I'll just blast some holes in you" +aS"If you're embarrassed to be a fan of something, then you're not a fan. Grow some balls." p132 -aS'Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?14' +aS'Listening to music and playing angry birds all first period :)' p133 -aS'It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky' +aS"Don't ask for advice if your not gonna use it!" p134 -aS'Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U' +aS'good things happen to those who wait.' p135 -aS'Cynic: A person who has an accurate view of the world. Optimist: A cynic in the making. Pessimist: A cynic with a vivid memory' +aS'The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on' p136 -aS"The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum" +aS'Redbud and a flowering plum in bloom at my house. http://twitpic.com/506eu9' p137 -aS'Some people are merely alive because it is against the law to kill them' +aS'my dog is playing with #ANTS , ugh no life -__-' p138 -aS'The day you decide to do it, is your lucky day' +aS"Just saved my dog's life. Seriously. He had a stick wedged in the roof of his mouth. He's fine. I'm still shaken up." p139 -aS'If the gods are watching, the very least we can do is be entertaining' +aS'Phone charger and MacB charger in my locker at law school' p140 -aS'Patience is the companion of wisdom - St. Augustine.' +aS'Where is my beach? I miss it! I need my swim to keep me fit and happy' p141 -aS'The oldest commercially marketed carbonated drink was Moxie, which became available in apothecaries as a medical tonic in 1876' +aS'A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.' p142 aS'Europeans in the Middle Ages used to call coffee the Arabic Wine' p143 -aS'Emergency pet care now done in Peterborough http://bit.ly/kGaXnL' +aS'Pool time! Sun bathing time! http://instagr.am/p/DCEZe/' p144 -aS'Pet Health Check-Up: Most Common Dog, Cat Diseases Revealed http://bit.ly/lhFyrQ' +aS"That scene in the sixth sense where Cole gets locked in the closet is the reason why I don't like most kids." p145 -aS"Body's Healing Power Used To Cure Dogs, Cats http://bit.ly/kqU9nF" +aS'The ideal time to dog obedience start to correct training behavior problems: The time, to dog training must star... http://bit.ly/kUkar1' p146 -aS'Advocate`s Flea & Tick Treatment For Your Dog; Cat http://bit.ly/lJor7l' +aS"Strangley enough, I'm having trouble coming up with a billion dollar idea that would innovate the world of technology" p147 -aS'Insight: The Rapture / Overweight Pets / Roy Blount Jr. / One Eyed Rhyno http://bit.ly/jRHB5K' +aS'"911 whats your emergency?" "i ODed on weed...and I think I\'m dead" lolololol' p148 -aS'The aging caring for the elderly [CNN: 5-15-2011]: veterinary dog care burden Money Aging Parents ed... http://bit.ly/lYyHlr -hot video!' -p149 -aS'Insight: The Rapture / Overweight Pets / Roy Blount Jr. / One Eyed Rhyno http://bit.ly/mQ84FM' -p150 -aS' Pets` Spark For Your Dog`s Tear Stains; An Explanation http://bit.ly/kkImzb' -p151 -aS'Readers Letters: \x93FAKE BOOBS, FAKE BOTOX\x94 http://bit.ly/mOiLUQ' -p152 -aS'CNY Pet Expo - Saturday in New Hartford http://bit.ly/mDLLMf' -p153 -aS"Gateshead man's scars after being knifed in street http://bit.ly/iAUDnR" -p154 -aS"Facility for disaster victims' pets struggles with limited supplies and manpower http://bit.ly/iWIMus" -p155 -aS"Gateshead man's scars after being knifed in street http://bit.ly/jp7he9" -p156 -aS"They Saut\xe9 Horses, Don't They? http://bit.ly/iD7vrC" -p157 -aS'Mammals Smelled Their Way To Bigger Brains http://bit.ly/kZDNxy' -p158 -aS'Green your life at weekend family festival http://bit.ly/jCXQr9' -p159 -aS'Sink your teeth into dog bite prevention http://bit.ly/moqWcT' -p160 -aS'No headline - Heloise_0522 http://bit.ly/k7I6RC' -p161 -aS'Buttons wants her medicine!: Buttons the dog gets excited for her medicine.37 sec http://bit.ly/jPYmYA -hot video!' -p162 -aS'Potentially dangerous dog treats recalled http://bit.ly/jgPcJ1' -p163 -aS'Wow, I got many new fans on Twitter! http://alturl.com/2swy6' -p164 -aS'the title on jerry springer is lesborama "lesbian drama". LOL' -p165 -aS"Even tho I don't like figuring out watches I want a pretty one lol all white with crystals. For fashion. Ill look at my fone for the time" -p166 -aS'Is good day!' -p167 -aS"OMFG, NOBODY TOLD ME THE NOTEBOOK WAS ON... *changes channel* lol, now I'm about to recite the rest of the movie lmao." -p168 -aS'Why is it that my time in New York consists of sleeping and eating at the sheraton and walking through the airport! :(' -p169 -aS'sometimes I wonder if 4x4 marketing teams could give tourism marketing teams a proper learning. Not online though - their both tonk there.' -p170 -aS'Off to bed... long day tomorrow. Have a good one all! Sweet Dreams!' -p171 -aS"e He's using MU's red and white jersey, and also red shoes. He doesn't use his glasses. He's so handsome ;D eaaaaaaaa" -p172 -aS'Rediscovering my deep affection for country music' -p173 -aS'many females have threatened to steal my shirt in the twitcon 0_o' -p174 -aS'FT island or MBLAQ or TVXQ (5 people) ? gotta draw for my last T shirt design. choose one please :)' -p175 -aS'I love when Joe Buck trends and its just full of people slamming him. That guy is the worst.' -p176 -aS'Ear wigging on some cracking old people discussion waiting to M&S to open for breakfast.Talkin about fashion an Gok Won being a mincer haha' -p177 -aS'Just got a good win. Feels good getting back on track' -p178 -aS"Strangley enough, I'm having trouble coming up with a billion dollar idea that would innovate the world of technology" -p179 -aS'ITS OFFICIAL I HAVE NOW ONE YEAR OF EXPERIENCE AS A MUSIC PRODUCER.....I HAVE DEVELOPED SKILLS IN ALL DIFFERENT GENRES OF MUSIC!!!!!!!' -p180 -aS"Good thing I found out now... Can you imagine finding out you with a moron after y'all are ten years in the relationship?" -p181 -aS'OK. go!' -p182 -aS'Tips about the Shih Tzu dogs: The Shih Tzu breed has dogs in small sizes: their height measures 8 inches and up ... http://bit.ly/jBNcXd' -p183 -aS'What should you and your dog should not fed: Ever wondered whether you are feeding your dog the right foods? Her... http://bit.ly/k547NT' -p184 -aS'The long coated Yorkshire Terrier breed: There must be a lot of things worth to know about the Yorkshire Terrier... http://bit.ly/iRyW51' -p185 -aS'Your dog and the health issues associated with infestation fled: Many people realize not the severity of the unt... http://bit.ly/lRYD3x' -p186 -aS'Wooden dog of crate sales explode in 2011: The popularity of the case out of wooden dog has increased in the las... http://bit.ly/m5Non6' -p187 -aS'Prevent bad breath in dogs, by you you the best dental care: Many people around the world own dogs, because they... http://bit.ly/jvYxhC' -p188 -aS'Summertime swimming and beach tips for your dog: It start inside the warm weather to the County and the time to ... http://bit.ly/iXphX7' -p189 -aS'Some tips about the Labrador dogs: The very popular Labrador search race many dog lovers. Before but this breed ... http://bit.ly/lj5Wr4' -p190 -aS'The Labrador Retriever puppy: Dogs, which suited would make an animal companion, but that is Labrador perfectly ... http://bit.ly/lxZsfq' -p191 -aS'The ideal time to dog obedience start to correct training behavior problems: The time, to dog training must star... http://bit.ly/kUkar1' -p192 -aS"Zwergpinscher feeding: Be careful, don't overfeed your Zwergpinscher. An adult Zwergpinscher eats typically two ... http://bit.ly/iCd7Qw" -p193 -aS'Tips for buying the best dog CAGES and cages: Dogs hate simply kept in one place are, but there are times when y... http://bit.ly/lKI9kW' -p194 -aS"Sounds of the season and your dog's anxiety: Thunder claps and your dog bolts instantly to a dark corner or unde... http://bit.ly/mRNueL" -p195 -aS'Recovery of canine Luxating patella surgery - is it not as easy as it may seem: Their dog had successful surgery... http://bit.ly/jbdrXT' -p196 -aS'Use the ingredients to judge dog food: Anyone can determine the difference between a poor dog food, which is fil... http://bit.ly/lzBnm6' -p197 -aS'Training your dog: Dogs are really best friend of man. But your new PAL may be only a little devil. Training you... http://bit.ly/mGWNMo' -p198 -aS'The USDA move the role of your dog from abroad - certified veterinarian: Always your dog the paperwork completed... http://bit.ly/jQE87P' -p199 -aS'The hybrids known as Beabulls: Designer and hybrid dogs are booming increasingly popular these days, which has l... http://bit.ly/jGHiSh' -p200 -aS'The Chihuahua dog is the smallest breed: The small dog breed Chihuahua, but with a very fine structure of bones,... http://bit.ly/lLT2Q6' -p201 -aS'These are the amazing feats by amazing dogs only for dogs: This article is about some amazing things do, I came ... http://bit.ly/kSRczQ' -p202 -aS"precious old man just talked to me in starbucks for an hour, told me all abt his songs & children's stories #whoknows? #couldbejesus" -p203 -aS'Forgot how ridiculous driving in branson is... #weirdesttownever #ijustwanttacobell' -p204 -aS'House is going all 127 Hours on me... #sick #canthandleit' -p205 -aS"my mom just bought a golf ball monogrammer for 50 cents at a thrift store... ??? she's excited, i'm confused #storyofmylife #welcomehome" -p206 -aS'http://lockerz.com/s/102462757 silver dollar city with this crazy crew. #ilovebranson' -p207 -aS'Move over Mozart, Caleb Cooper is taking your place. http://lockerz.com/s/101953665' -p208 -aS"Arkansas Kanakuk staff come pick up your staff shirts at the klife barn. We'll be here till 3!!" -p209 -aS"http://lockerz.com/s/99626765 spending my day with this little cutie. Wouldn't have it any other way.#recess #99balloons" -p210 -aS'SUPPORT ALABAMA VICTIMS!!! bring bottled water to lot 56! ANYTHING IS HELPFUL!! #wootide #hogscare' -p211 -aS'WOO TIDE. Hogs care! Greeklife dominated in donations for Alabama tornado victims! #ilovebeingarazorback http://lockerz.com/s/98744122' -p212 -aS'"I worry for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel they can be sassy, weird, geeky, smart, independent, not so withered and shriveled"' -p213 -aS'story time with the siblings = Caleb "once upon a time lived 2 little pigs named marsha and denzel..." #siblingslumberparty #myfamilyrocks' -p214 -aS'Happy cinco de mayo. #success http://t.co/TgQhpGw' -p215 -aS'listening to an instrumental track of "my heart will go on" #yeaitshappening' -p216 -aS'Did anyone watch the royal wedding!?!?!!!' -p217 -aS"Documentary on walt Disney's life, now Indian in the cupboard.... I've seen both of these before #familytime #oldmemories" -p218 -aS"It's not my birthday #thanks-shea" -p219 -aS'Just got my poof search while going through security at the airport #truearkansasgirl' -p220 -aS'You gotta let a bird fly!! #gotitmom?!?!' -p221 -aS'Just overheard two girls talking,"they give this stuff to like homeless people!" "o my gosh I love homeless people!!!" #justloveditsygirls' -p222 -aS"Bla bla I hate school can't wait for summer!!!!" -p223 -aS'Saw a random boy wearing a guy Harvey kappa shirt!! #proudmama' -p224 -aS"Anybody in mullins and have headphones I can borrow? I need them for a class thing!! #I'matard" -p225 -aS"Couldn't study in the union because of the very loud mexican fiesta music. Never been so happy to be interrupted :)" -p226 -aS"My brain can't take all this studying. although dude in the fluorescent tank top is entertaining me how guido of you... rarrrrr!" -p227 -aS'Such interesting conversation go on in 404 loft hmmm' -p228 -aS'Just call me tubby!! What does # mean ??' -p229 -aS"First tweet eva!!!!!! I feel like I'm entering a whole new world where I don't speak the language!" -p230 -aS'Animals that lay eggs don\x92t have belly buttons.' -p231 -aS'Stop tweeting all day with no visible results. Automation is the key to success! http://tiny.ly/UG3' -p232 -aS'There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.' -p233 -aS'The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.' -p234 -aS'The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.' -p235 -aS'Wondering how others are able to grow their Twitter accounts so quickly and easily? Find out right here: http://tiny.ly/UG3' -p236 -aS'The \x91Oz\x92 in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."' -p237 -aS'Alexander the Great was an epileptic.' -p238 -aS'Take advantage of this incredible software to automatically manage multiple Twitter accounts. http://tiny.ly/UG3' -p239 -aS'Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.' -p240 -aS'The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop & Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra\'s "Its A Wonderful Life"' -p241 -aS'You won\x92t believe how easy it is, and how targeted your Twitter list building will become with this automated software! http://tiny.ly/UG3' -p242 -aS'A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.' -p243 -aS'In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.' -p244 -aS'Ready to give up on your Twitter business? Find out how to automate the process and become successful! http://tiny.ly/UG3' -p245 -aS'A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.' -p246 -aS'Find and engage with like-minded Twitter followers and automate your Twitter posts. http://tiny.ly/UG3' -p247 -aS"It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time. (Try it!)" -p248 -aS'A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour' -p249 -aS'As you grow your network, increase your traffic and networking abilities, and even increase direct sales to your site. http://tiny.ly/UG3' -p250 -aS'ahh.. this evening i was having fun with my special one at MC Donalds\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510' -p251 -aS'new blackberry 900 smartphone for 300$. what are you waiting for. http://bit.ly/lPKTok' -p252 -aS'The Big Mac The King Of all Burgers!\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510' -p253 -aS'Traditional Art: Renewable energy world http://t.co/TzTb7Lz' -p254 -aS'My friend of hunger.... The Big Mac The King Of all Burgers!\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510' -p255 -aS'London locksmiths, covering Clapham and Wandsworth http://t.co/GMhMv7G from Lowcosting Locksmiths' -p256 -aS'OMG: This girl KILLED herself after her father posted this on her WALL: http://bit.ly/iaZYhE Mark Shami' -p257 -aS'I really have not been eating lately, even though it probably seems like i have.' -p258 -aS"When you've thought it before they have!" -p259 -aS'She said some of the duties are...there were 19 things on the list!' -p260 -aS"It aint you it's the thangs you do, It's tearing my heart in two, I woulda failed witchu, to hell witchu!" -p261 -aS'I Learnt How To Tell A N*gga F**k You Then! #Deuces' -p262 -aS'The rivalry between jamaicans and nigerians! #nonsense' -p263 -aS'Back then not all nigerians were that proud of the bangers that come from there! Lol! All of a sudden they are! #amjussayin :D' -p264 -aS"Khloe Kardashian's best friend Malika is soooooooo pretty! Wow" -p265 -aS'So we meet again!' -p266 -aS'Separating the boys from the men!' -p267 -aS"I'm guessing Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius or Libran!" -p268 -aS'good thing dogs dont talk, i would be in too much trouble' -p269 -aS'#itshardwhen *moans* . . . thatss what he said(;' -p270 -aS"i shouldn't have told him he was the one for me when i aint even planing to call" -p271 -aS'NaCh0_53 goodnight little munshkin(:' -p272 -aS'#nw everybody hates chris then everybody loves geoge(:' -p273 -aS'Dios quiera que el mundo no se acave el 21. #PossitiveTweet' -p274 -aS'we need some rain, our deserts are drying up ;o' -p275 -aS'you calling me babe & we aint going out -_- #thatswhyursingle' -p276 -aS'finished watching Easy A<3' -p277 -aS'#youwerecooluntil ju ztarted textiinq liike diiz' -p278 -aS'#youwerecooluntil you tweeted' -p279 -aS'Who let the dogs out???' -p280 -aS'Alejandro Jodorowsky(maestro)\nLa que se enamora de un lobo, lo convierte en dios.' -p281 -aS'I JUST WANT TO FEEL REAL LOVE,\nFEEL THE HOME THAT I LIVE IN.\nI GOT TOO MUCH LOVE\nRUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS' -p282 -aS'LOVE IS IN THE RAIN!!' -p283 -aS'so hard: "no llamemos voluntad de dios a la falta de agallas, coraz\xf2n y responsabilidad!.\nDios no patrocina estupideces.' -p284 -aS'Si una hembra si quiere a un hombre, por \xe8l puede dar la vida;pero hay que tener cuidado si esa hembra, se siente herida......yihaaaaa \xb7' -p285 -aS'Como hemos cambiado....' -p286 -aS'Gracias por el regalo mas grande que me pudiste haber dado ...la vida misma, esto es mag\xeca, esto es pasi\xf2n, esto es amor. TE AMO mam\xe0' -p287 -aS'Venga!! por qu\xe8 lo mejor comienza HOY. con toda la pasi\xf2n por vivir, por ser y estar.... here we go....onces again.' -p288 -aS'No tengo ganas de cambiar el rumbo, no tengo fuerzas de subirme al mundo, hoy me quedo entre....mis almohadas :=)' -p289 -aS'... my love life...' -p290 -aS'Im not running away, im coming home....' -p291 -aS'Ask me anything http://formspring.me/Ivannka' -p292 -aS'Venga con todo el power, May 2011...tiempo de cambios, tiempo final.' -p293 -aS'Javi paseando a Harry, hoy no quiero hacer mucho...solo disfrutar.' -p294 -aS"Do people not know that Selena has saved almost 10 dogs from dying? She's one of the biggest animal lovers... http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzoq8e" -p295 -aS'teiganiscool: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzn3mm' -p296 -aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzle5l' -p297 -aS'Photo: rockandlovedream: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzkfnf' -p298 -aS'pickleswithasideofgomez: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzj6z7' -p299 -aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzil9y' -p300 -aS'italllooksgreatfromhere: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzihvi' -p301 -aS'Sa5m. The 5 is silent. http://tumblr.com/x7r2lk2vwi' -p302 -aS'"Everything happens for a reason and, something better will come along for me!" \x97 Selena Gomez http://tumblr.com/x7r2lk13dd' -p303 -aS'I just automatically reblog any picture I see of Selena Gomez http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljv0mr' -p304 -aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljijsm' -p305 -aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljf7bp' -p306 -aS'Photo: VERY CREEPY FILM! (but good!) http://tumblr.com/x7r2lj69uw' -p307 -aS'mcbrien: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kf016p' -p308 -aS'gomezfan: http://tumblr.com/x7r2key0pi' -p309 -aS'gomezfan: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kewt3k' -p310 -aS'Photo: umakemesparklepink: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kewm6x' -p311 -aS'"You\x92ve got every right to a beautiful life." - Selena Gomez (via itsyourtimenow) http://tumblr.com/x7r2k97idy' -p312 -aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2k97cxt' -p313 -aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2k94slf' -p314 -aS'Zzzzz' -p315 -aS'Going to go to sleep :)' -p316 -aS"dosnt know if she'l bother going to bed tonight considering the worlds supposed to end tomorrow. Arghghg..." -p317 -aS'Loves the faces her mum pulls when she tastes wine. Aww. Gotta love her!' -p318 -aS'Finally getting the hang of twitter .. :D' -p319 -aS'Slowly but surely going back blonde :D' -p320 -aS'SO BAD AT THIS WHOLE REVISION STUFF.' -p321 -aS'should be revising.' -p322 -aS'BORED.' -p323 -aS'If you could instantly become fluent in another language, w\x85 \x97 French, it would really help with the exam tomorrow. http://4ms.me/l31ovJ' -p324 -aS'Prettiest "bear" ever! http://picplz.com/rs0n' -p325 -aS"how to embrace your naked ambition and make your subconscious your bitch: http://t.co/QXhGEHY >what's yours?!" -p326 -aS'Kesha Bruce - In The Studio: 10 Easy Steps To Becoming A Better Artist http://bit.ly/hfdcuc Oh YEAH!' -p327 -aS'never. a. dull. moment.' -p328 -aS'Alrighty nearly 5pm here on East coast -- wrapping up the chat -- final thoughts/questions? #handchat' -p329 -aS"When it is present (Merc line) it's usually about your spiritual connectedness, your communication comfort/skill #handchat" -p330 -aS"and I've been studying intensely since. It IS fascinating (so glad you agree) #handchat" -p331 -aS'A Mercury line usually starts at the bottom or middle of the palm and aims for the pinky/Mercury finger. (may not get there) #handchat' -p332 -aS'We also call the outer edge of the palm The Moon or you may hear outer mars too. #handanalysiscanbeconfusing #handchat' -p333 -aS'okay where was I? What do YOU all want to know about your hand/s?\n #handchat' -p334 -aS"Have you printed the Makeness Manifesto? If so, holler! I'm collecting pics to post on my site of how ppl have used it. http://ht.ly/4ZBJq" -p335 -aS'brain full. no more room in brain. #actionstudio' -p336 -aS'A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.' -p337 -aS'The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on' -p338 -aS'That super clean feeling when you get out the shower #thebest' -p339 -aS'ma swagg is unheard of , ma niggas inconceivable . .' -p340 -aS'Home from the spring game ( : so wassup ?' -p341 -aS'Your the only one I want in my life #ipromiseyou' -p342 -aS'I hate the feeling of being really really tired ! #sucks' -p343 -aS'dontt everr worryy aboutt people thatt dontt worry aboutt youu . .' -p344 -aS"Hipss &' Thighss Ohh Myy ' Stayy Focusedd . !" -p345 -aS'Food ( :' -p346 -aS'14 hours in school smh #TRIPPIN' -p347 -aS"Whats up with these rude niggas &' why they think that everything comes so easy . ." -p348 -aS'good things happen to those who wait.' -p349 -aS'read between the lines.' -p350 -aS"okayy WTF!!!! my mentions are blowing up with F4F? we don't do that." -p351 -aS'hola.me is online' -p352 -aS"thank you for the hello how are you doing and wassup. i'm doing grea.t i'm on youtube watching chris brown concerts bout to go to sleep lol" -p353 -aS"Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go through them alone." -p354 -aS"people are soo rude all they ask me is for shoutouts i can't even get a hello how are you? or a wassup?" -p355 -aS'Call me old fashioned, but I actually take relationships seriously.' -p356 -aS'say NO to dirty hoes.' -p357 -aS'Love is blind and hope is dark.' -p358 -aS'Love is science live for you die for you and I\x92ll die smiling.' -p359 -aS'GOT A FACEBOOK? THEN GO LIKE IT http://twitition.com/qnaei -' -p360 -aS'gun at your eyebrow...POW POW!' -p361 -aS'soo freaked out! keep hearing noise and my dog is whroofing at the door :| :|' -p362 -aS'#iftheworldendsonsaturday surprisingly this was used as a chat up line tongiht! ahah' -p363 -aS'Had sucha good night! shame about work tomorrow tho.. http://twitpic.com/509sye http://twitpic.com/509t7o http://twitpic.com/509th2' -p364 -aS'My sister and her prom date! such cuties xx http://twitpic.com/506nmg' -p365 -aS"Little sister got her prom tonight! must admit im quite jealous.. doesn't seem long ago it was mine! :(" -p366 -aS'Work seemed too drag on forever today! but on the plus side i bought myself a nice little dress for tonight! :) :)' -p367 -aS'Oh my some girls are wayyyy to desperate!' -p368 -aS'My dog lol http://t.co/BTzyuRA' -p369 -aS"Paday my lil stalker won't leave me alone lmao go hind in a box ya lol" -p370 -aS"Oyyy this iPod gots it's own mind it mental lolol" -p371 -aS"New pics blehh I'm bored http://t.co/5LfJr1l http://t.co/ZprxFly http://t.co/2uQ8kDR" -p372 -aS"Omgggg I'm zoo in love I found u finally you make you go oh oh oh oh omg haas man she snapped lol" -p373 -aS"I'm bored ppl and it's only 9:30 what should I do Chaya serious buggie lol" -p374 -aS'This is pretty bad I need more followers lol' -p375 -aS"I'm Out Bitchz BBL Peace Love And Sodma Grease lol" -p376 -aS'-Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog' -p377 -aS"And I'd also do stuff for malaria and stuff" -p378 -aS'I hope none of these haystacks are sharing needles' -p379 -aS"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?" -p380 -aS"But I think she's stupid for marrying me, so I think we all know who won this argument" -p381 -aS"Feels like there's not enough blood in my drugstream" -p382 -aS"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun" -p383 -aS'Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment playing checkers with a pigeon' -p384 -aS"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny" -p385 -aS'I bet the Presidential Seal gets to eat all the fish he wants' -p386 -aS"April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack" -p387 -a.
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