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-S'Might get me a new cell phone, time to upgrade.'

+S'New Website: Landa Gardens Conservancy \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4QDff'

 p1

-aS'What movie is this from “I love the smell of napalm in the morning”?'

+aS"Cinko's lazy Sunday watching TV.  http://instagr.am/p/ETmNz/"

 p2

-aS'What is the best day of the week, well Friday of course TGIF baby!'

+aS"You know you're texting too much when your dog taps your hand with his paw to get you to stop and pay attention to him. :)"

 p3

-aS'My favorite quote from forest Gump “Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re going to get” '

+aS'Where is my beach? I miss it! I need my swim to keep me fit and happy'

 p4

+aS'Jessica Alba Is Pregnant And Gorgeous In Florals: Welcome to our coach outlet online store,here are the most com'

+p5

+aS'May is National Bike Month, go out and ride a couple miles'

+p6

+aS'my kids broke their dads cd player in his car'

+p7

+aS'Photo: Why did they alter the Mary Katrantzou dress on Bom? It\x92s so pretty as it is! She still looks great,'

+p8

+aS'Just woken up in an upstairs room of a pub'

+p9

+aS'I get home from buying Kinect to find Mexican food waiting for me'

+p10

+aS'Y perm? U will look younger in straight hair leh'

+p11

+aS'\xa3800,000 in gold coins dug up in Hackney back yard - mirror'

+p12

+aS'I hate how it takes you 45minutes to reply and I still answer right away'

+p13

+aS'Phone charger and MacB charger in my locker at law school'

+p14

+aS"we'll never run, away, so stand and fight another day"

+p15

+aS'Suprising how unfit you get when u dont run for a few of weeks'

+p16

+aS'Really missing #nbcCommunity tonight. Michael Scott, too. #TheOffice'

+p17

+aS"TVLine Items: #PrisonBreak Vet Is TV's #Transporter, Jen Aniston's Hotness, and Other News to Know http://t.co/ixdEfDe"

+p18

+aS"Updated TVLine Items: #PrisonBreak Vet Is TV's Transporter, #GH Hunk Fired, #GMA Goes Gaga, and More! http://t.co/ixdEfDe"

+p19

+aS"LA North Central shelter is overcrowded & countless dogs will be put down this weekend. Please adopt if you're able! http://on.fb.me/lpbLiY"

+p20

+aS"You know he's tired when he sleeps next to flip flops and cables! :) http://instagr.am/p/D-rVU/"

+p21

+aS'Vareed Family Photos \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4Mlp3'

+p22

+aS'New Website: 2 Gringos Salsa \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4LEd1'

+p23

+aS'Having fun at the Cordillera Ranch Shindig!  http://instagr.am/p/Dutua/'

+p24

+aS'Sneak Peek: Vareed Family  http://wp.me/pEglH-uM'

+p25

+aS'New Website: Rebecca Guerra \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://wp.me/pEglH-uC'

+p26

+aS'Three New Flyer Designs! \xab BlackStone Studio Blog  http://wp.me/pEglH-ux'

+p27

+aS'High Performance Home Logo \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://wp.me/pEglH-uf'

+p28

+aS'so tired... and it will be another busy weekend. Longing for a weekend where I can actually relax! #tootiredtothink'

+p29

+aS'Trimmed the hedges of my house for the first time ever. I may not have a future in landscaping but at least they  http://instagr.am/p/DIG_j/'

+p30

+aS'Pool time! Sun bathing time! http://instagr.am/p/DCEZe/'

+p31

+aS'\x93Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\x94'

+p32

+aS"This is what happens every time I have a meeting at Kate's Frosting... Yum! http://instagr.am/p/C7INn/"

+p33

+aS'my dog really think he a baby, smh.  http://twitpic.com/50anm3'

+p34

+aS'But the child born on the Sabbath Day is fair and wise and good and gay.'

+p35

+aS"Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child works hard for a living."

+p36

+aS"Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go."

+p37

+aS"There's fireworks. The flatulent dog is cowering under me. Awesome."

+p38

+aS"The dog is flatulent. And it's dreadful. Ugh."

+p39

+aS'Had Thai for dinner. Full to my eyeballs.'

+p40

+aS'Redbud and a flowering plum in bloom at my house.  http://twitpic.com/506eu9'

+p41

+aS'To the market, then to the garden.'

+p42

+aS"Just saved my dog's life. Seriously. He had a stick wedged in the roof of his mouth. He's fine. I'm still shaken up."

+p43

+aS"If your school could have access to a half-time tech coach for $5000 a year don't you think they'd jump at the chance?"

+p44

+aS'I wiill be creating two classes this summer. Digital Tools and World Studies! I think they will ROCK! #esu13'

+p45

+aS'How many people can video chat on FREE version of Skype at one time?'

+p46

+aS'Random fact: There are 53 sessions at #iste11 that use the word "ipad" as a key word.'

+p47

+aS'I was just looking for someone in my chat list and discovered I had blocked him. Thought the Newbie had been quiet lately! Oops.'

+p48

+aS'My dog has a lazy eye lol'

+p49

+aS'I wish Capri suns were bigger!'

+p50

+aS'#nw kitchen nightmares'

+p51

+aS"Beautiful day and I'm inside. Such a shame"

+p52

+aS"i hate looking at cute clothes i can't buy"

+p53

+aS"Don't ask for advice if your not gonna use it!"

+p54

+aS'the school is so quiet!'

+p55

+aS'Listening to music and playing angry birds all first period :)'

+p56

+aS"Thought you'd alway be mine,mineeeee #np"

+p57

+aS"Hope today's a good day :)"

+p58

+aS'5 people in first period...'

+p59

+aS'All my neighbors are sitting outside for a smoke. I find this amusing.'

+p60

+aS"But I don't know which friends they are."

+p61

+aS'In in the front yard cleaning my fountain and peeps honk a hi and wave.'

+p62

+aS'Its so hot out'

+p63

+aS"It's senior skip day or something like that."

+p64

+aS"You're as weak as the hearts you break."

+p65

+aS"You're as fake as the moans you make."

+p66

+aS"Am I the only one that's glad that the ~hipster~ trend is dead now?"

+p67

+aS"That scene in the sixth sense where Cole gets locked in the closet is the reason why I don't like most kids."

+p68

+aS'Asdfghi sixth sense is playing tonight'

+p69

+aS'fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.'

+p70

+aS'I love tv'

+p71

+aS"Lmao I can't take it~"

+p72

+aS'"where is your wife Sir?" "i think shes dead too."'

+p73

+aS'"911 whats your emergency?" "i ODed on weed...and I think I\'m dead" lolololol'

+p74

+aS'But now im not legit, thus I must quit.'

+p75

+aS"I'm legit. I'm too legit to quit."

+p76

+aS'my dog is playing with #ANTS , ugh no life -__-'

+p77

+aS'thats pizza was yum [:'

+p78

+aS'awe just found out my puppys brother died yesturday :/ How sad <||3'

+p79

+aS"I'm texting &walking my dog &walk into a puddle that soaked my entire left foot. -.-"

+p80

+aS'I do best with double header games. (:'

+p81

+aS'Senior Day Double Header ! (:'

+p82

+aS'Rain, rain. Go away..'

+p83

+aS'#oomf wants me to go to ihop with them. :/'

+p84

+aS'People say happiness takes time, so ima just wait.'

+p85

+aS'If I get my shit together, I could be great.'

+p86

+aS'Lol.'

+p87

+aS'Twitter getting like Facebook.'

+p88

+aS'John Mayer <3'

+p89

+aS'3% smh.'

+p90

+aS'I should change my twitcon.'

+p91

+aS'For this ignorant boy to be subtweeting me, who are you?'

+p92

+aS"Actually, in the bible, it's says no person knows, not Jesus, just God, so YOU'RE the one that sounds ignorant, read your bible.#subtweet"

+p93

+aS'Everybody going in on the world ending tomorrow, gone be tweeting *thank God for opening my eyes Sunday morning*'

+p94

+aS"#iWannaSlap everybody who's repeating that bullshit about tomorrow. \n*gets powder* lok"

+p95

+aS'Why are all of the SHINee Zodiac facts for Jonghyun just about his sex drive'

+p96

+aS'My mom just asked what being in the pit is like. I told her to ask Han Solo what being in the carbonite was like.'

+p97

+aS'In other news, Taemin sounds so good on the Jap Replay.'

+p98

+aS"If you're embarrassed to be a fan of something, then you're not a fan. Grow some balls."

+p99

+aS'awwwww fangool I made this video too big fer youtube'

+p100

+aS"But only because Pink's songs/videos are cliche to infinity and beyond."

+p101

+aS"I'm sick of both Pink and Selena Gomez. How bout dem apples."

+p102

+aS'#everydaygpoy http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqxhmhxpD1qzzb83o1_500.gif'

+p103

+aS'Looks like Iggy Pop http://hostingb.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-00/7498janice-dickinson-naked.jpg'

+p104

+aS'Awesome. Feral parakeets. http://is.gd/PeePZm'

+p105

+aS'CNN on sci-tech-eng-math dropouts: http://is.gd/rOxTzR Resilient, persistent students succeed. Giving up on "hard" majors is too acceptable.'

+p106

+aS'VanOC closing ceremony beaver in Dundas Sq today http://yfrog.com/h0yf5zclj'

+p107

+aS"Was to be a working long weekend for me, but my printer is out of toner, and I've been told I can't have a new one till first of next week."

+p108

+aS'Dear 16 Year Old Me http://is.gd/vrJ3bN says wear sunscreen year round. Melanoma Awareness Month.'

+p109

+aS'Emergency preparedness materials from the US CDC on Zombie preparedness. No kidding. http://is.gd/M4P1PK'

+p110

+aS'Blast from the past, my erstwhile thermo prof Dr. Tom Brzustowski keynoting the 10th anniv. of Ryerson grad studies in Mech/Ind/Aero Eng.'

+p111

+aS'"Danger: Avoid death" and other wacky warning labels. Slide show. http://is.gd/kFagtP'

+p112

+aS'States seek to escape rising prison costs\n(Reuters): Reuters \x96 States have been shackled for years by the rising... http://bit.ly/lQ7cp0'

+p113

+aS'River traffic, people and animals feel strain of flooding\n(Reuters): Reuters \x96 A five-mile stretch of the Missis... http://bit.ly/kRf5C9'

+p114

+aS'Remarks by the President, CIA Director Leon Panetta, and DNI Director James Clapper to the Intelligence Communit... http://bit.ly/kIRCYd'

+p115

+aS'Presidential Proclamation\x96National Safe Boating Week: Release Time:\xa0 For Immediate Release \xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0As Americans ant... http://bit.ly/mxvii7'

+p116

+aS'President Obama Grants Pardons: Release Time:\xa0 For Immediate Release WASHINGTON \x96 Today President Barack Obama g... http://bit.ly/khcOx4'

+p117

+aS'Gameprom Adds Game Center To Their Military-Themed Pinball Game: Gameprom\x92s first update to their meticulously c... http://bit.ly/irCOia'

+p118

+aS'Managing FaceTime On Multiple iDevices: One of the coolest features Apple introduced with the iPhone 4 was the a... http://bit.ly/mJf8de'

+p119

+aS'AppAdvice Daily: Trade In Your Old iDevice, Celebrate With Apple This Weekend, And Fun Friday Freebies: Still ha... http://bit.ly/kFss8o'

+p120

+aS'The iPhone 5\x85 Still Interested?: Rumors have been filtering in regarding the iPhone 5, shaping expectations. The... http://bit.ly/kg27yu'

+p121

+aS'LinkedIn IPO Paints Rosy Picture for Other Social Nets: LinkedIn\x92s doubled stock price after its IPO on Thursday... http://bit.ly/kMG5eP'

+p122

+aS'Amazon Shoppers Becoming E-Bookworms: Amazon has reached a momentum milestone: Its customers are purchasing more... http://bit.ly/jjcof1'

+p123

+aS'Apple Clinches Deals, Inches Closer to the Cloud: Apple is reportedly one step away from clinching agreements wi... http://bit.ly/j7LX4G'

+p124

+aS'Just jailbroke \x97 few questions: 1. Winterboard themes don\x92t seem to be working. I want to install UniAW 2.3 (ani... http://bit.ly/kcCprA'

+p125

+aS'Status bar on side of screen.: How do I get the status bar from the side of my screen back to the top? Attached ... http://bit.ly/lUZXdZ'

+p126

+aS'iPad 2/iPhone 4 \x96 after market chargers etc.: please spare me the "LOL OMGZ USE GOOGLE DUMMY, LOL IM SO WITTY" c... http://bit.ly/m5JAoz'

+p127

+aS'how to jaibreak on 4.2.1 on ipod itself??: hi can anybody help me. im trying to jailbreak my ipod on the device ... http://bit.ly/lxWhrF'

+p128

+aS'Blog Post: Building a cool, capable Home Theater PC with AMD\x92s Fusion APU: I first heard about the Fusion APU\x92s ... http://bit.ly/mRESao'

+p129

+aS'Blog Post: Guest Blogger Tanya Gordon Talks Windows Live Writer: After working professionally at McGraw-Hill as ... http://bit.ly/lN93Xg'

+p130

+aS'Blog Post: Hands-on: Lenovo re-thinks the ThinkPad with the new X1: A few years back during the Vista era, Lenov... http://bit.ly/iEy7jG'

+p131

+aS'Air Force Wants Satellites Smart Enough to Fly Themselves: Today\x92s military satellites are $500 million miracles... http://bit.ly/l4srId'

+p132

+aS"Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants"

+p133

+aS'In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated'

+p134

+aS"I'm too fat to go chasing you around, I'll just blast some holes in you"

+p135

+aS'Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?14'

+p136

+aS'It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky'

+p137

+aS'Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U'

+p138

+aS'Cynic: A person who has an accurate view of the world. Optimist: A cynic in the making. Pessimist: A cynic with a vivid memory'

+p139

+aS"The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum"

+p140

+aS'Some people are merely alive because it is against the law to kill them'

+p141

+aS'The day you decide to do it, is your lucky day'

+p142

+aS'If the gods are watching, the very least we can do is be entertaining'

+p143

+aS'Patience is the companion of wisdom - St. Augustine.'

+p144

+aS'The oldest commercially marketed carbonated drink was Moxie, which became available in apothecaries as a medical tonic in 1876'

+p145

+aS'Europeans in the Middle Ages used to call coffee the Arabic Wine'

+p146

+aS'Emergency pet care now done in Peterborough http://bit.ly/kGaXnL'

+p147

+aS'Pet Health Check-Up: Most Common Dog, Cat Diseases Revealed http://bit.ly/lhFyrQ'

+p148

+aS"Body's Healing Power Used To Cure Dogs, Cats http://bit.ly/kqU9nF"

+p149

+aS'Advocate`s Flea & Tick Treatment For Your Dog; Cat http://bit.ly/lJor7l'

+p150

+aS'Insight: The Rapture / Overweight Pets / Roy Blount Jr. / One Eyed Rhyno http://bit.ly/jRHB5K'

+p151

+aS'The aging caring for the elderly [CNN: 5-15-2011]: veterinary dog care burden Money Aging Parents ed... http://bit.ly/lYyHlr -hot video!'

+p152

+aS'Insight: The Rapture / Overweight Pets / Roy Blount Jr. / One Eyed Rhyno http://bit.ly/mQ84FM'

+p153

+aS' Pets` Spark For Your Dog`s Tear Stains; An Explanation http://bit.ly/kkImzb'

+p154

+aS'Readers Letters: \x93FAKE BOOBS, FAKE BOTOX\x94 http://bit.ly/mOiLUQ'

+p155

+aS'CNY Pet Expo - Saturday in New Hartford http://bit.ly/mDLLMf'

+p156

+aS"Gateshead man's scars after being knifed in street http://bit.ly/iAUDnR"

+p157

+aS"Facility for disaster victims' pets struggles with limited supplies and manpower http://bit.ly/iWIMus"

+p158

+aS"Gateshead man's scars after being knifed in street http://bit.ly/jp7he9"

+p159

+aS"They Saut\xe9 Horses, Don't They? http://bit.ly/iD7vrC"

+p160

+aS'Mammals Smelled Their Way To Bigger Brains http://bit.ly/kZDNxy'

+p161

+aS'Green your life at weekend family festival http://bit.ly/jCXQr9'

+p162

+aS'Sink your teeth into dog bite prevention http://bit.ly/moqWcT'

+p163

+aS'No headline - Heloise_0522 http://bit.ly/k7I6RC'

+p164

+aS'Buttons wants her medicine!: Buttons the dog gets excited for her medicine.37 sec http://bit.ly/jPYmYA -hot video!'

+p165

+aS'Potentially dangerous dog treats recalled http://bit.ly/jgPcJ1'

+p166

+aS'Wow, I got many new fans on Twitter!  http://alturl.com/2swy6'

+p167

+aS'the title on jerry springer is lesborama "lesbian drama". LOL'

+p168

+aS"Even tho I don't like figuring out watches I want a pretty one lol all white with crystals. For fashion. Ill look at my fone for the time"

+p169

+aS'Is good day!'

+p170

+aS"OMFG, NOBODY TOLD ME THE NOTEBOOK WAS ON... *changes channel* lol, now I'm about to recite the rest of the movie lmao."

+p171

+aS'Why is it that my time in New York consists of sleeping and eating at the sheraton and walking through the airport! :('

+p172

+aS'sometimes I wonder if 4x4 marketing teams could give tourism marketing teams a proper learning. Not online though - their both tonk there.'

+p173

+aS'Drank 3 mocha frappes today.. never knew they were soo fucking good'

+p174

+aS'Off to bed... long day tomorrow. Have a good one all! Sweet Dreams!'

+p175

+aS"e He's using MU's red and white jersey, and also red shoes. He doesn't use his glasses. He's so handsome ;D eaaaaaaaa"

+p176

+aS'Rediscovering my deep affection for country music'

+p177

+aS'many females have threatened to steal my shirt in the twitcon 0_o'

+p178

+aS'FT island or MBLAQ or TVXQ (5 people) ? gotta draw for my last T shirt design. choose one please :)'

+p179

+aS'I love when Joe Buck trends and its just full of people slamming him. That guy is the worst.'

+p180

+aS'Ear wigging on some cracking old people discussion waiting to M&S to open for breakfast.Talkin about fashion an Gok Won being a mincer haha'

+p181

+aS'Just got a good win. Feels good getting back on track'

+p182

+aS"Strangley enough, I'm having trouble coming up with a billion dollar idea that would innovate the world of technology"

+p183

+aS'ITS OFFICIAL I HAVE NOW ONE YEAR OF EXPERIENCE AS A MUSIC PRODUCER.....I HAVE DEVELOPED SKILLS IN ALL DIFFERENT GENRES OF MUSIC!!!!!!!'

+p184

+aS"Good thing I found out now... Can you imagine finding out you with a moron after y'all are ten years in the relationship?"

+p185

+aS'OK. go!'

+p186

+aS'Tips about the Shih Tzu dogs: The Shih Tzu breed has dogs in small sizes: their height measures 8 inches and up ... http://bit.ly/jBNcXd'

+p187

+aS'What should you and your dog should not fed: Ever wondered whether you are feeding your dog the right foods? Her... http://bit.ly/k547NT'

+p188

+aS'The long coated Yorkshire Terrier breed: There must be a lot of things worth to know about the Yorkshire Terrier... http://bit.ly/iRyW51'

+p189

+aS'Your dog and the health issues associated with infestation fled: Many people realize not the severity of the unt... http://bit.ly/lRYD3x'

+p190

+aS'Wooden dog of crate sales explode in 2011: The popularity of the case out of wooden dog has increased in the las... http://bit.ly/m5Non6'

+p191

+aS'Prevent bad breath in dogs, by you you the best dental care: Many people around the world own dogs, because they... http://bit.ly/jvYxhC'

+p192

+aS'Summertime swimming and beach tips for your dog: It start inside the warm weather to the County and the time to ... http://bit.ly/iXphX7'

+p193

+aS'Some tips about the Labrador dogs: The very popular Labrador search race many dog lovers. Before but this breed ... http://bit.ly/lj5Wr4'

+p194

+aS'The Labrador Retriever puppy: Dogs, which suited would make an animal companion, but that is Labrador perfectly ... http://bit.ly/lxZsfq'

+p195

+aS'The ideal time to dog obedience start to correct training behavior problems: The time, to dog training must star... http://bit.ly/kUkar1'

+p196

+aS"Zwergpinscher feeding: Be careful, don't overfeed your Zwergpinscher. An adult Zwergpinscher eats typically two ... http://bit.ly/iCd7Qw"

+p197

+aS'Tips for buying the best dog CAGES and cages: Dogs hate simply kept in one place are, but there are times when y... http://bit.ly/lKI9kW'

+p198

+aS"Sounds of the season and your dog's anxiety: Thunder claps and your dog bolts instantly to a dark corner or unde... http://bit.ly/mRNueL"

+p199

+aS'Recovery of canine Luxating patella surgery - is it not as easy as it may seem: Their dog had successful surgery... http://bit.ly/jbdrXT'

+p200

+aS'Use the ingredients to judge dog food: Anyone can determine the difference between a poor dog food, which is fil... http://bit.ly/lzBnm6'

+p201

+aS'Training your dog: Dogs are really best friend of man. But your new PAL may be only a little devil. Training you... http://bit.ly/mGWNMo'

+p202

+aS'The USDA move the role of your dog from abroad - certified veterinarian: Always your dog the paperwork completed... http://bit.ly/jQE87P'

+p203

+aS'The hybrids known as Beabulls: Designer and hybrid dogs are booming increasingly popular these days, which has l... http://bit.ly/jGHiSh'

+p204

+aS'The Chihuahua dog is the smallest breed: The small dog breed Chihuahua, but with a very fine structure of bones,... http://bit.ly/lLT2Q6'

+p205

+aS'These are the amazing feats by amazing dogs only for dogs: This article is about some amazing things do, I came ... http://bit.ly/kSRczQ'

+p206

+aS"precious old man just talked to me in starbucks for an hour, told me all abt his songs & children's stories #whoknows? #couldbejesus"

+p207

+aS'Forgot how ridiculous driving in branson is... #weirdesttownever #ijustwanttacobell'

+p208

+aS'House is going all 127 Hours on me... #sick #canthandleit'

+p209

+aS"my mom just bought a golf ball monogrammer for 50 cents at a thrift store... ??? she's excited, i'm confused #storyofmylife #welcomehome"

+p210

+aS'http://lockerz.com/s/102462757 silver dollar city with this crazy crew.  #ilovebranson'

+p211

+aS'Move over Mozart, Caleb Cooper is taking your place. http://lockerz.com/s/101953665'

+p212

+aS"Arkansas Kanakuk staff come pick up your staff shirts at the klife barn. We'll be here till 3!!"

+p213

+aS"http://lockerz.com/s/99626765 spending my day with this little cutie. Wouldn't have it any other way.#recess #99balloons"

+p214

+aS'SUPPORT ALABAMA VICTIMS!!! bring bottled water to lot 56! ANYTHING IS HELPFUL!! #wootide #hogscare'

+p215

+aS'WOO TIDE. Hogs care! Greeklife dominated in donations for Alabama tornado victims! #ilovebeingarazorback http://lockerz.com/s/98744122'

+p216

+aS'"I worry for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel they can be sassy, weird, geeky, smart, independent, not so withered and shriveled"'

+p217

+aS'story time with the siblings = Caleb "once upon a time lived 2 little pigs named marsha and denzel..." #siblingslumberparty #myfamilyrocks'

+p218

+aS'Happy cinco de mayo. #success  http://t.co/TgQhpGw'

+p219

+aS'listening to an instrumental track of "my heart will go on" #yeaitshappening'

+p220

+aS'Did anyone watch the royal wedding!?!?!!!'

+p221

+aS"Documentary on walt Disney's life,  now Indian in the cupboard.... I've seen both of these before #familytime #oldmemories"

+p222

+aS"It's not my birthday #thanks-shea"

+p223

+aS'Just got my poof search while going through security at the airport #truearkansasgirl'

+p224

+aS'You gotta let a bird fly!! #gotitmom?!?!'

+p225

+aS'Just overheard two girls talking,"they give this stuff to like homeless people!" "o my gosh I love homeless people!!!" #justloveditsygirls'

+p226

+aS"Bla bla I hate school can't  wait for summer!!!!"

+p227

+aS'Saw a random boy wearing a guy Harvey kappa shirt!! #proudmama'

+p228

+aS"Anybody in mullins and have headphones I can borrow? I need them for a class thing!! #I'matard"

+p229

+aS"Couldn't study in the union because of the very loud mexican fiesta music. Never been so happy to be interrupted :)"

+p230

+aS"My brain can't take all this studying. although dude in the fluorescent tank top is entertaining me how guido of you... rarrrrr!"

+p231

+aS'Such interesting conversation go on in 404 loft hmmm'

+p232

+aS'Just call me tubby!! What does # mean ??'

+p233

+aS"First tweet eva!!!!!! I feel like I'm entering a whole new world where I don't speak the language!"

+p234

+aS'Animals that lay eggs don\x92t have belly buttons.'

+p235

+aS'Stop tweeting all day with no visible results.  Automation is the key to success! http://tiny.ly/UG3'

+p236

+aS'There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.'

+p237

+aS'The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.'

+p238

+aS'The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.'

+p239

+aS'Wondering how others are able to grow their Twitter accounts so quickly and easily? Find out right here: http://tiny.ly/UG3'

+p240

+aS'The \x91Oz\x92 in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."'

+p241

+aS'Alexander the Great was an epileptic.'

+p242

+aS'Take advantage of this incredible software to automatically manage multiple Twitter accounts. http://tiny.ly/UG3'

+p243

+aS'Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.'

+p244

+aS'The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop & Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra\'s "Its A Wonderful Life"'

+p245

+aS'You won\x92t believe how easy it is, and how targeted your Twitter list building will become with this automated software! http://tiny.ly/UG3'

+p246

+aS'A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.'

+p247

+aS'In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.'

+p248

+aS'Ready to give up on your Twitter business?  Find out how to automate the process and become successful! http://tiny.ly/UG3'

+p249

+aS'A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.'

+p250

+aS'Find and engage with like-minded Twitter followers and automate your Twitter posts. http://tiny.ly/UG3'

+p251

+aS"It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time. (Try it!)"

+p252

+aS'A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour'

+p253

+aS'As you grow your network, increase your traffic and networking abilities, and even increase direct sales to your site. http://tiny.ly/UG3'

+p254

+aS'ahh.. this evening i was having fun with my special one at MC Donalds\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510'

+p255

+aS'new blackberry 900 smartphone for 300$. what are you waiting for. http://bit.ly/lPKTok'

+p256

+aS'The Big Mac The King Of all Burgers!\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510'

+p257

+aS'Traditional Art: Renewable energy world http://t.co/TzTb7Lz'

+p258

+aS'My friend of hunger.... The Big Mac The King Of all Burgers!\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510'

+p259

+aS'London locksmiths, covering Clapham and Wandsworth http://t.co/GMhMv7G from Lowcosting Locksmiths'

+p260

+aS'OMG: This girl KILLED herself after her father posted this on her WALL: http://bit.ly/iaZYhE Mark Shami'

+p261

+aS'I really have not been eating lately, even though it probably seems like i have.'

+p262

+aS"When you've thought it before they have!"

+p263

+aS'She said some of the duties are...there were 19 things on the list!'

+p264

+aS"It aint you it's the thangs you do, It's tearing my heart in two, I woulda failed witchu, to hell witchu!"

+p265

+aS'I Learnt How To Tell A N*gga F**k You Then! #Deuces'

+p266

+aS'The rivalry between jamaicans and nigerians! #nonsense'

+p267

+aS'Back then not all nigerians were that proud of the bangers that come from there! Lol! All of a sudden they are! #amjussayin :D'

+p268

+aS"Khloe Kardashian's best friend Malika is soooooooo pretty! Wow"

+p269

+aS'So we meet again!'

+p270

+aS'Separating the boys from the men!'

+p271

+aS"I'm guessing Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius or Libran!"

+p272

+aS'good thing dogs dont talk, i would be in too much trouble'

+p273

+aS'#itshardwhen *moans* . . . thatss what he said(;'

+p274

+aS"i shouldn't have told him he was the one for me when i aint even planing to call"

+p275

+aS'NaCh0_53 goodnight little munshkin(:'

+p276

+aS'#nw everybody hates chris then everybody loves geoge(:'

+p277

+aS'Dios quiera que el mundo no se acave el 21. #PossitiveTweet'

+p278

+aS'we need some rain, our deserts are drying up ;o'

+p279

+aS'and today was the day when i stopped giving a damn'

+p280

+aS'you calling me babe & we aint going out -_- #thatswhyursingle'

+p281

+aS'finished watching Easy A<3'

+p282

+aS'#youwerecooluntil ju ztarted textiinq liike diiz'

+p283

+aS'#youwerecooluntil you tweeted'

+p284

+aS'Who let the dogs out???'

+p285

+aS'Alejandro Jodorowsky(maestro)\nLa que se enamora de un lobo, lo convierte en dios.'

+p286

+aS'I JUST WANT TO FEEL REAL LOVE,\nFEEL THE HOME THAT I LIVE IN.\nI GOT TOO MUCH LOVE\nRUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS'

+p287

+aS'LOVE IS IN THE RAIN!!'

+p288

+aS'so hard: "no llamemos voluntad de dios a la falta de agallas, coraz\xf2n y responsabilidad!.\nDios no patrocina estupideces.'

+p289

+aS'Si una hembra si quiere a un hombre, por \xe8l puede dar la vida;pero hay que tener cuidado  si esa hembra, se siente herida......yihaaaaa \xb7'

+p290

+aS'Como hemos cambiado....'

+p291

+aS'Gracias por el regalo mas grande que me pudiste haber dado ...la vida misma, esto es mag\xeca, esto es pasi\xf2n, esto es amor. TE AMO mam\xe0'

+p292

+aS'Venga!! por qu\xe8 lo mejor comienza HOY. con toda la pasi\xf2n por vivir, por ser y estar.... here we go....onces again.'

+p293

+aS'No tengo ganas de cambiar el rumbo, no tengo fuerzas de subirme al mundo, hoy me quedo entre....mis almohadas :=)'

+p294

+aS'... my love life...'

+p295

+aS'Im not running away, im coming home....'

+p296

+aS'Ask me anything http://formspring.me/Ivannka'

+p297

+aS'Venga con todo el power, May 2011...tiempo de cambios, tiempo final.'

+p298

+aS'Javi paseando a Harry, hoy no quiero hacer mucho...solo disfrutar.'

+p299

+aS"Do people not know that Selena has saved almost 10 dogs from dying? She's one of the biggest animal lovers... http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzoq8e"

+p300

+aS'teiganiscool: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzn3mm'

+p301

+aS'Photo:  http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzle5l'

+p302

+aS'Photo: rockandlovedream: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzkfnf'

+p303

+aS'pickleswithasideofgomez: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzj6z7'

+p304

+aS'Photo:  http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzil9y'

+p305

+aS'italllooksgreatfromhere: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzihvi'

+p306

+aS'Sa5m. The 5 is silent. http://tumblr.com/x7r2lk2vwi'

+p307

+aS'"Everything happens for a reason and, something better will come along for me!" \x97 Selena Gomez http://tumblr.com/x7r2lk13dd'

+p308

+aS'I just automatically reblog any picture I see of Selena Gomez http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljv0mr'

+p309

+aS'Photo:  http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljijsm'

+p310

+aS'Photo:  http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljf7bp'

+p311

+aS'Photo: VERY CREEPY FILM! (but good!) http://tumblr.com/x7r2lj69uw'

+p312

+aS'mcbrien: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kf016p'

+p313

+aS'gomezfan: http://tumblr.com/x7r2key0pi'

+p314

+aS'gomezfan: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kewt3k'

+p315

+aS'Photo: umakemesparklepink: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kewm6x'

+p316

+aS'"You\x92ve got every right to a beautiful life." - Selena Gomez (via itsyourtimenow) http://tumblr.com/x7r2k97idy'

+p317

+aS'Photo:  http://tumblr.com/x7r2k97cxt'

+p318

+aS'Photo:  http://tumblr.com/x7r2k94slf'

+p319

+aS'Zzzzz'

+p320

+aS'Going to go to sleep :)'

+p321

+aS"dosnt know if she'l bother going to bed tonight considering the worlds supposed to end tomorrow. Arghghg..."

+p322

+aS'Loves the faces her mum pulls when she tastes wine. Aww. Gotta love her!'

+p323

+aS'Finally getting the hang of twitter .. :D'

+p324

+aS'Slowly but surely going back blonde :D'

+p325

+aS'SO BAD AT THIS WHOLE REVISION STUFF.'

+p326

+aS'should be revising.'

+p327

+aS'BORED.'

+p328

+aS'If you could instantly become fluent in another language, w\x85 \x97 French, it would really help with the exam tomorrow. http://4ms.me/l31ovJ'

+p329

+aS'Prettiest "bear" ever! http://picplz.com/rs0n'

+p330

+aS"how to embrace your naked ambition and make your subconscious your bitch: http://t.co/QXhGEHY >what's yours?!"

+p331

+aS'Kesha Bruce - In The Studio: 10 Easy Steps To Becoming A Better Artist http://bit.ly/hfdcuc Oh YEAH!'

+p332

+aS'never. a. dull. moment.'

+p333

+aS'Alrighty nearly 5pm here on East coast -- wrapping up the chat -- final thoughts/questions? #handchat'

+p334

+aS"When it is present (Merc line) it's usually about your spiritual connectedness, your communication comfort/skill #handchat"

+p335

+aS"and I've been studying intensely since.  It IS fascinating (so glad you agree) #handchat"

+p336

+aS'A Mercury line usually starts at the bottom or middle of the palm and aims for the pinky/Mercury finger.  (may not get there) #handchat'

+p337

+aS'We also call the outer edge of the palm The Moon or you may hear outer mars too.  #handanalysiscanbeconfusing #handchat'

+p338

+aS'okay where was I?  What do YOU all want to know about your hand/s?\n #handchat'

+p339

+aS"Have you printed the Makeness Manifesto? If so, holler! I'm collecting pics to post on my site of how ppl have used it. http://ht.ly/4ZBJq"

+p340

+aS'brain full. no more room in brain. #actionstudio'

+p341

+aS'A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.'

+p342

+aS'The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on'

+p343

+aS'That super clean feeling when you get out the shower #thebest'

+p344

+aS'ma swagg is unheard of , ma niggas inconceivable . .'

+p345

+aS'Home from the spring game ( : so wassup ?'

+p346

+aS'Your the only one I want in my life #ipromiseyou'

+p347

+aS'I hate the feeling of being really really tired ! #sucks'

+p348

+aS'dontt everr worryy aboutt people thatt dontt worry aboutt youu . .'

+p349

+aS"Hipss &' Thighss Ohh Myy ' Stayy Focusedd . !"

+p350

+aS'Food ( :'

+p351

+aS'14 hours in school smh #TRIPPIN'

+p352

+aS"Whats up with these rude niggas &' why they think that everything comes so easy .  ."

+p353

+aS'A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says"fuck off", you wont bring it back.'

+p354

+aS'good things happen to those who wait.'

+p355

+aS'read between the lines.'

+p356

+aS"okayy WTF!!!! my mentions are blowing up with F4F? we don't do that."

+p357

+aS'hola.me is online'

+p358

+aS"thank you for the hello how are you doing and wassup. i'm doing grea.t i'm on youtube watching chris brown concerts bout to go to sleep lol"

+p359

+aS"Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go through them alone."

+p360

+aS"people are soo rude all they ask me is for shoutouts i can't even get a hello how are you? or a wassup?"

+p361

+aS'Call me old fashioned, but I actually take relationships seriously.'

+p362

+aS'say NO to dirty hoes.'

+p363

+aS'Love is blind and hope is dark.'

+p364

+aS'Love is science live for you die for you and I\x92ll die smiling.'

+p365

+aS'GOT A FACEBOOK? THEN GO LIKE IT http://twitition.com/qnaei -'

+p366

+aS'gun at your eyebrow...POW POW!'

+p367

+aS'soo freaked out! keep hearing noise and my dog is whroofing at the door :| :|'

+p368

+aS'#iftheworldendsonsaturday surprisingly this was used as a chat up line tongiht! ahah'

+p369

+aS'Had sucha good night! shame about work tomorrow tho.. http://twitpic.com/509sye http://twitpic.com/509t7o http://twitpic.com/509th2'

+p370

+aS'My sister and her prom date! such cuties xx http://twitpic.com/506nmg'

+p371

+aS"Little sister got her prom tonight! must admit im quite jealous.. doesn't seem long ago it was mine! :("

+p372

+aS'Work seemed too drag on forever today! but on the plus side i bought myself a nice little dress for tonight! :) :)'

+p373

+aS'Oh my some girls are wayyyy to desperate!'

+p374

+aS'My dog lol  http://t.co/BTzyuRA'

+p375

+aS"Paday my lil stalker won't leave me alone lmao go hind in a box ya lol"

+p376

+aS"Oyyy this iPod gots it's own mind it mental lolol"

+p377

+aS"Hey am I zoo in love lmaoo I mention to say I'm so in love lolol omg this iPod is fucked up lmaoo"

+p378

+aS"New pics blehh I'm bored  http://t.co/5LfJr1l http://t.co/ZprxFly http://t.co/2uQ8kDR"

+p379

+aS"Omgggg I'm zoo in love I found u finally you make you go oh oh oh oh omg haas man she snapped lol"

+p380

+aS"I'm bored ppl and it's only 9:30 what should I do Chaya serious buggie lol"

+p381

+aS'This is pretty bad I need more followers lol'

+p382

+aS"I'm Out Bitchz BBL Peace Love And Sodma Grease lol"

+p383

+aS'-Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog'

+p384

+aS"And I'd also do stuff for malaria and stuff"

+p385

+aS'I hope none of these haystacks are sharing needles'

+p386

+aS"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?"

+p387

+aS"But I think she's stupid for marrying me, so I think we all know who won this argument"

+p388

+aS"Feels like there's not enough blood in my drugstream"

+p389

+aS"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun"

+p390

+aS'Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment playing checkers with a pigeon'

+p391

+aS"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny"

+p392

+aS'I bet the Presidential Seal gets to eat all the fish he wants'

+p393

+aS"April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack"

+p394

+aS"The detective said it was super fucking weird, but not illegal to rub Rogaine on my daughter's back every morning"

+p395

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