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S'Suprising how unfit you get when u dont run for a few of weeks'
p1
aS'"Danger: Avoid death" and other wacky warning labels. Slide show. http://is.gd/kFagtP'
p2
aS'listening to an instrumental track of "my heart will go on" #yeaitshappening'
p3
aS'That super clean feeling when you get out the shower #thebest'
p4
aS'John Mayer <3'
p5
aS'CNN on sci-tech-eng-math dropouts: http://is.gd/rOxTzR Resilient, persistent students succeed. Giving up on "hard" majors is too acceptable.'
p6
aS"Hope today's a good day :)"
p7
aS'Just overheard two girls talking,"they give this stuff to like homeless people!" "o my gosh I love homeless people!!!" #justloveditsygirls'
p8
aS"Documentary on walt Disney's life,  now Indian in the cupboard.... I've seen both of these before #familytime #oldmemories"
p9
aS'Emergency pet care now done in Peterborough http://bit.ly/kGaXnL'
p10
aS'Is good day!'
p11
aS'Slowly but surely going back blonde :D'
p12
aS'The long coated Yorkshire Terrier breed: There must be a lot of things worth to know about the Yorkshire Terrier... http://bit.ly/iRyW51'
p13
aS'May is National Bike Month, go out and ride a couple miles'
p14
aS'So we meet again!'
p15
aS'How many people can video chat on FREE version of Skype at one time?'
p16
aS"i hate looking at cute clothes i can't buy"
p17
aS'Tips about the Shih Tzu dogs: The Shih Tzu breed has dogs in small sizes: their height measures 8 inches and up ... http://bit.ly/jBNcXd'
p18
aS'Patience is the companion of wisdom - St. Augustine.'
p19
aS"You know he's tired when he sleeps next to flip flops and cables! :) http://instagr.am/p/D-rVU/"
p20
aS'Food ( :'
p21
aS'I was just looking for someone in my chat list and discovered I had blocked him. Thought the Newbie had been quiet lately! Oops.'
p22
aS"Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants"
p23
aS'-Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog'
p24
aS'My dog lol  http://t.co/BTzyuRA'
p25
aS'Going to go to sleep :)'
p26
aS'The oldest commercially marketed carbonated drink was Moxie, which became available in apothecaries as a medical tonic in 1876'
p27
aS'If the gods are watching, the very least we can do is be entertaining'
p28
aS"Even tho I don't like figuring out watches I want a pretty one lol all white with crystals. For fashion. Ill look at my fone for the time"
p29
aS'"where is your wife Sir?" "i think shes dead too."'
p30
aS"LA North Central shelter is overcrowded & countless dogs will be put down this weekend. Please adopt if you're able! http://on.fb.me/lpbLiY"
p31
aS'The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.'
p32
aS'People say happiness takes time, so ima just wait.'
p33
aS'It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky'
p34
aS'Prettiest "bear" ever! http://picplz.com/rs0n'
p35
aS'Prevent bad breath in dogs, by you you the best dental care: Many people around the world own dogs, because they... http://bit.ly/jvYxhC'
p36
aS'A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.'
p37
aS'House is going all 127 Hours on me... #sick #canthandleit'
p38
aS"Body's Healing Power Used To Cure Dogs, Cats http://bit.ly/kqU9nF"
p39
aS'Call me old fashioned, but I actually take relationships seriously.'
p40
aS'Rain, rain. Go away..'
p41
aS"Was to be a working long weekend for me, but my printer is out of toner, and I've been told I can't have a new one till first of next week."
p42
aS'Having fun at the Cordillera Ranch Shindig!  http://instagr.am/p/Dutua/'
p43
aS'we need some rain, our deserts are drying up ;o'
p44
aS'The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop & Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra\'s "Its A Wonderful Life"'
p45
aS'5 people in first period...'
p46
aS'Animals that lay eggs don\x92t have belly buttons.'
p47
aS'All my neighbors are sitting outside for a smoke. I find this amusing.'
p48
aS'A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.'
p49
aS'so tired... and it will be another busy weekend. Longing for a weekend where I can actually relax! #tootiredtothink'
p50
aS"This is what happens every time I have a meeting at Kate's Frosting... Yum! http://instagr.am/p/C7INn/"
p51
aS'Finally getting the hang of twitter .. :D'
p52
aS'"I worry for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel they can be sassy, weird, geeky, smart, independent, not so withered and shriveled"'
p53
aS"Couldn't study in the union because of the very loud mexican fiesta music. Never been so happy to be interrupted :)"
p54
aS'Emergency preparedness materials from the US CDC on Zombie preparedness. No kidding. http://is.gd/M4P1PK'
p55
aS'Forgot how ridiculous driving in branson is... #weirdesttownever #ijustwanttacobell'
p56
aS"You're as weak as the hearts you break."
p57
aS'I get home from buying Kinect to find Mexican food waiting for me'
p58
aS'the school is so quiet!'
p59
aS"April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack"
p60
aS'brain full. no more room in brain. #actionstudio'
p61
aS'OK. go!'
p62
aS'Some people are merely alive because it is against the law to kill them'
p63
aS'The \x91Oz\x92 in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."'
p64
aS'soo freaked out! keep hearing noise and my dog is whroofing at the door :| :|'
p65
aS"Am I the only one that's glad that the ~hipster~ trend is dead now?"
p66
aS'To the market, then to the garden.'
p67
aS'never. a. dull. moment.'
p68
aS'Work seemed too drag on forever today! but on the plus side i bought myself a nice little dress for tonight! :) :)'
p69
aS'awe just found out my puppys brother died yesturday :/ How sad &lt;||3'
p70
aS'In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated'
p71
aS"There's fireworks. The flatulent dog is cowering under me. Awesome."
p72
aS"I'm texting &walking my dog &walk into a puddle that soaked my entire left foot. -.-"
p73
aS"Little sister got her prom tonight! must admit im quite jealous.. doesn't seem long ago it was mine! :("
p74
aS'Off to bed... long day tomorrow. Have a good one all! Sweet Dreams!'
p75
aS'Really missing #nbcCommunity tonight. Michael Scott, too. #TheOffice'
p76
aS"Do people not know that Selena has saved almost 10 dogs from dying? She's one of the biggest animal lovers... http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzoq8e"
p77
aS"The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum"
p78
aS"Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go."
p79
aS'I bet the Presidential Seal gets to eat all the fish he wants'
p80
aS"Cinko's lazy Sunday watching TV.  http://instagr.am/p/ETmNz/"
p81
aS"precious old man just talked to me in starbucks for an hour, told me all abt his songs & children's stories #whoknows? #couldbejesus"
p82
aS'Had Thai for dinner. Full to my eyeballs.'
p83
aS'The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.'
p84
aS'Trimmed the hedges of my house for the first time ever. I may not have a future in landscaping but at least they  http://instagr.am/p/DIG_j/'
p85
aS'Its so hot out'
p86
aS'I love tv'
p87
aS"my mom just bought a golf ball monogrammer for 50 cents at a thrift store... ??? she's excited, i'm confused #storyofmylife #welcomehome"
p88
aS"we'll never run, away, so stand and fight another day"
p89
aS'In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.'
p90
aS'#nw kitchen nightmares'
p91
aS'Why is it that my time in New York consists of sleeping and eating at the sheraton and walking through the airport! :('
p92
aS'A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour'
p93
aS'Random fact: There are 53 sessions at #iste11 that use the word "ipad" as a key word.'
p94
aS"You know you're texting too much when your dog taps your hand with his paw to get you to stop and pay attention to him. :)"
p95
aS'What should you and your dog should not fed: Ever wondered whether you are feeding your dog the right foods? Her... http://bit.ly/k547NT'
p96
aS'BORED.'
p97
aS'The Labrador Retriever puppy: Dogs, which suited would make an animal companion, but that is Labrador perfectly ... http://bit.ly/lxZsfq'
p98
aS'good thing dogs dont talk, i would be in too much trouble'
p99
aS'Awesome. Feral parakeets. http://is.gd/PeePZm'
p100
aS'Cynic: A person who has an accurate view of the world. Optimist: A cynic in the making. Pessimist: A cynic with a vivid memory'
p101
aS'Potentially dangerous dog treats recalled http://bit.ly/jgPcJ1'
p102
aS'In in the front yard cleaning my fountain and peeps honk a hi and wave.'
p103
aS'Saw a random boy wearing a guy Harvey kappa shirt!! #proudmama'
p104
aS'My dog has a lazy eye lol'
p105
aS'The day you decide to do it, is your lucky day'
p106
aS"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun"
p107
aS'Sink your teeth into dog bite prevention http://bit.ly/moqWcT'
p108
aS'Rediscovering my deep affection for country music'
p109
aS"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?"
p110
aS"Beautiful day and I'm inside. Such a shame"
p111
aS'I hate the feeling of being really really tired ! #sucks'
p112
aS'Alexander the Great was an epileptic.'
p113
aS'Traditional Art: Renewable energy world http://t.co/TzTb7Lz'
p114
aS'Zzzzz'
p115
aS'Remarks by the President, CIA Director Leon Panetta, and DNI Director James Clapper to the Intelligence Communit... http://bit.ly/kIRCYd'
p116
aS"The dog is flatulent. And it's dreadful. Ugh."
p117
aS'Oh my some girls are wayyyy to desperate!'
p118
aS"Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go through them alone."
p119
aS'Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.'
p120
aS'I wish Capri suns were bigger!'
p121
aS"It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time. (Try it!)"
p122
aS'thats pizza was yum [:'
p123
aS'Some tips about the Labrador dogs: The very popular Labrador search race many dog lovers. Before but this breed ... http://bit.ly/lj5Wr4'
p124
aS'There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.'
p125
aS'Who let the dogs out???'
p126
aS'My sister and her prom date! such cuties xx http://twitpic.com/506nmg'
p127
aS"It's senior skip day or something like that."
p128
aS'\x93Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\x94'
p129
aS'Pet Health Check-Up: Most Common Dog, Cat Diseases Revealed http://bit.ly/lhFyrQ'
p130
aS'my dog really think he a baby, smh.  http://twitpic.com/50anm3'
p131
aS"If you're embarrassed to be a fan of something, then you're not a fan. Grow some balls."
p132
aS'Listening to music and playing angry birds all first period :)'
p133
aS"Don't ask for advice if your not gonna use it!"
p134
aS'good things happen to those who wait.'
p135
aS'The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on'
p136
aS'Redbud and a flowering plum in bloom at my house.  http://twitpic.com/506eu9'
p137
aS'my dog is playing with #ANTS , ugh no life -__-'
p138
aS"Just saved my dog's life. Seriously. He had a stick wedged in the roof of his mouth. He's fine. I'm still shaken up."
p139
aS'Phone charger and MacB charger in my locker at law school'
p140
aS'Where is my beach? I miss it! I need my swim to keep me fit and happy'
p141
aS'A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.'
p142
aS'Europeans in the Middle Ages used to call coffee the Arabic Wine'
p143
aS'Pool time! Sun bathing time! http://instagr.am/p/DCEZe/'
p144
aS"That scene in the sixth sense where Cole gets locked in the closet is the reason why I don't like most kids."
p145
aS'The ideal time to dog obedience start to correct training behavior problems: The time, to dog training must star... http://bit.ly/kUkar1'
p146
aS"Strangley enough, I'm having trouble coming up with a billion dollar idea that would innovate the world of technology"
p147
aS'"911 whats your emergency?" "i ODed on weed...and I think I\'m dead" lolololol'
p148
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