From ac5508e641638418980ee32cced1b173079a65f1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "BasherSlash@gmail.com" Date: Sat, 21 May 2011 02:05:02 +0000 Subject: --- JKTwitterBot/src/Status_update.txt | 790 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 786 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) (limited to 'JKTwitterBot/src') diff --git a/JKTwitterBot/src/Status_update.txt b/JKTwitterBot/src/Status_update.txt index b6428e9..df1f8c2 100644 --- a/JKTwitterBot/src/Status_update.txt +++ b/JKTwitterBot/src/Status_update.txt @@ -1,10 +1,792 @@ (lp0 -S'Might get me a new cell phone, time to upgrade.' +S'New Website: Landa Gardens Conservancy \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4QDff' p1 -aS'What movie is this from “I love the smell of napalm in the morning”?' +aS"Cinko's lazy Sunday watching TV. http://instagr.am/p/ETmNz/" p2 -aS'What is the best day of the week, well Friday of course TGIF baby!' +aS"You know you're texting too much when your dog taps your hand with his paw to get you to stop and pay attention to him. :)" p3 -aS'My favorite quote from forest Gump “Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re going to get” ' +aS'Where is my beach? I miss it! I need my swim to keep me fit and happy' p4 +aS'Jessica Alba Is Pregnant And Gorgeous In Florals: Welcome to our coach outlet online store,here are the most com' +p5 +aS'May is National Bike Month, go out and ride a couple miles' +p6 +aS'my kids broke their dads cd player in his car' +p7 +aS'Photo: Why did they alter the Mary Katrantzou dress on Bom? It\x92s so pretty as it is! She still looks great,' +p8 +aS'Just woken up in an upstairs room of a pub' +p9 +aS'I get home from buying Kinect to find Mexican food waiting for me' +p10 +aS'Y perm? U will look younger in straight hair leh' +p11 +aS'\xa3800,000 in gold coins dug up in Hackney back yard - mirror' +p12 +aS'I hate how it takes you 45minutes to reply and I still answer right away' +p13 +aS'Phone charger and MacB charger in my locker at law school' +p14 +aS"we'll never run, away, so stand and fight another day" +p15 +aS'Suprising how unfit you get when u dont run for a few of weeks' +p16 +aS'Really missing #nbcCommunity tonight. Michael Scott, too. #TheOffice' +p17 +aS"TVLine Items: #PrisonBreak Vet Is TV's #Transporter, Jen Aniston's Hotness, and Other News to Know http://t.co/ixdEfDe" +p18 +aS"Updated TVLine Items: #PrisonBreak Vet Is TV's Transporter, #GH Hunk Fired, #GMA Goes Gaga, and More! http://t.co/ixdEfDe" +p19 +aS"LA North Central shelter is overcrowded & countless dogs will be put down this weekend. Please adopt if you're able! http://on.fb.me/lpbLiY" +p20 +aS"You know he's tired when he sleeps next to flip flops and cables! :) http://instagr.am/p/D-rVU/" +p21 +aS'Vareed Family Photos \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4Mlp3' +p22 +aS'New Website: 2 Gringos Salsa \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://ow.ly/4LEd1' +p23 +aS'Having fun at the Cordillera Ranch Shindig! http://instagr.am/p/Dutua/' +p24 +aS'Sneak Peek: Vareed Family http://wp.me/pEglH-uM' +p25 +aS'New Website: Rebecca Guerra \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://wp.me/pEglH-uC' +p26 +aS'Three New Flyer Designs! \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://wp.me/pEglH-ux' +p27 +aS'High Performance Home Logo \xab BlackStone Studio Blog http://wp.me/pEglH-uf' +p28 +aS'so tired... and it will be another busy weekend. Longing for a weekend where I can actually relax! #tootiredtothink' +p29 +aS'Trimmed the hedges of my house for the first time ever. I may not have a future in landscaping but at least they http://instagr.am/p/DIG_j/' +p30 +aS'Pool time! Sun bathing time! http://instagr.am/p/DCEZe/' +p31 +aS'\x93Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\x94' +p32 +aS"This is what happens every time I have a meeting at Kate's Frosting... Yum! http://instagr.am/p/C7INn/" +p33 +aS'my dog really think he a baby, smh. http://twitpic.com/50anm3' +p34 +aS'But the child born on the Sabbath Day is fair and wise and good and gay.' +p35 +aS"Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child works hard for a living." +p36 +aS"Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go." +p37 +aS"There's fireworks. The flatulent dog is cowering under me. Awesome." +p38 +aS"The dog is flatulent. And it's dreadful. Ugh." +p39 +aS'Had Thai for dinner. Full to my eyeballs.' +p40 +aS'Redbud and a flowering plum in bloom at my house. http://twitpic.com/506eu9' +p41 +aS'To the market, then to the garden.' +p42 +aS"Just saved my dog's life. Seriously. He had a stick wedged in the roof of his mouth. He's fine. I'm still shaken up." +p43 +aS"If your school could have access to a half-time tech coach for $5000 a year don't you think they'd jump at the chance?" +p44 +aS'I wiill be creating two classes this summer. Digital Tools and World Studies! I think they will ROCK! #esu13' +p45 +aS'How many people can video chat on FREE version of Skype at one time?' +p46 +aS'Random fact: There are 53 sessions at #iste11 that use the word "ipad" as a key word.' +p47 +aS'I was just looking for someone in my chat list and discovered I had blocked him. Thought the Newbie had been quiet lately! Oops.' +p48 +aS'My dog has a lazy eye lol' +p49 +aS'I wish Capri suns were bigger!' +p50 +aS'#nw kitchen nightmares' +p51 +aS"Beautiful day and I'm inside. Such a shame" +p52 +aS"i hate looking at cute clothes i can't buy" +p53 +aS"Don't ask for advice if your not gonna use it!" +p54 +aS'the school is so quiet!' +p55 +aS'Listening to music and playing angry birds all first period :)' +p56 +aS"Thought you'd alway be mine,mineeeee #np" +p57 +aS"Hope today's a good day :)" +p58 +aS'5 people in first period...' +p59 +aS'All my neighbors are sitting outside for a smoke. I find this amusing.' +p60 +aS"But I don't know which friends they are." +p61 +aS'In in the front yard cleaning my fountain and peeps honk a hi and wave.' +p62 +aS'Its so hot out' +p63 +aS"It's senior skip day or something like that." +p64 +aS"You're as weak as the hearts you break." +p65 +aS"You're as fake as the moans you make." +p66 +aS"Am I the only one that's glad that the ~hipster~ trend is dead now?" +p67 +aS"That scene in the sixth sense where Cole gets locked in the closet is the reason why I don't like most kids." +p68 +aS'Asdfghi sixth sense is playing tonight' +p69 +aS'fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.fat.' +p70 +aS'I love tv' +p71 +aS"Lmao I can't take it~" +p72 +aS'"where is your wife Sir?" "i think shes dead too."' +p73 +aS'"911 whats your emergency?" "i ODed on weed...and I think I\'m dead" lolololol' +p74 +aS'But now im not legit, thus I must quit.' +p75 +aS"I'm legit. I'm too legit to quit." +p76 +aS'my dog is playing with #ANTS , ugh no life -__-' +p77 +aS'thats pizza was yum [:' +p78 +aS'awe just found out my puppys brother died yesturday :/ How sad <||3' +p79 +aS"I'm texting &walking my dog &walk into a puddle that soaked my entire left foot. -.-" +p80 +aS'I do best with double header games. (:' +p81 +aS'Senior Day Double Header ! (:' +p82 +aS'Rain, rain. Go away..' +p83 +aS'#oomf wants me to go to ihop with them. :/' +p84 +aS'People say happiness takes time, so ima just wait.' +p85 +aS'If I get my shit together, I could be great.' +p86 +aS'Lol.' +p87 +aS'Twitter getting like Facebook.' +p88 +aS'John Mayer <3' +p89 +aS'3% smh.' +p90 +aS'I should change my twitcon.' +p91 +aS'For this ignorant boy to be subtweeting me, who are you?' +p92 +aS"Actually, in the bible, it's says no person knows, not Jesus, just God, so YOU'RE the one that sounds ignorant, read your bible.#subtweet" +p93 +aS'Everybody going in on the world ending tomorrow, gone be tweeting *thank God for opening my eyes Sunday morning*' +p94 +aS"#iWannaSlap everybody who's repeating that bullshit about tomorrow. \n*gets powder* lok" +p95 +aS'Why are all of the SHINee Zodiac facts for Jonghyun just about his sex drive' +p96 +aS'My mom just asked what being in the pit is like. I told her to ask Han Solo what being in the carbonite was like.' +p97 +aS'In other news, Taemin sounds so good on the Jap Replay.' +p98 +aS"If you're embarrassed to be a fan of something, then you're not a fan. Grow some balls." +p99 +aS'awwwww fangool I made this video too big fer youtube' +p100 +aS"But only because Pink's songs/videos are cliche to infinity and beyond." +p101 +aS"I'm sick of both Pink and Selena Gomez. How bout dem apples." +p102 +aS'#everydaygpoy http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqxhmhxpD1qzzb83o1_500.gif' +p103 +aS'Looks like Iggy Pop http://hostingb.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-00/7498janice-dickinson-naked.jpg' +p104 +aS'Awesome. Feral parakeets. http://is.gd/PeePZm' +p105 +aS'CNN on sci-tech-eng-math dropouts: http://is.gd/rOxTzR Resilient, persistent students succeed. Giving up on "hard" majors is too acceptable.' +p106 +aS'VanOC closing ceremony beaver in Dundas Sq today http://yfrog.com/h0yf5zclj' +p107 +aS"Was to be a working long weekend for me, but my printer is out of toner, and I've been told I can't have a new one till first of next week." +p108 +aS'Dear 16 Year Old Me http://is.gd/vrJ3bN says wear sunscreen year round. Melanoma Awareness Month.' +p109 +aS'Emergency preparedness materials from the US CDC on Zombie preparedness. No kidding. http://is.gd/M4P1PK' +p110 +aS'Blast from the past, my erstwhile thermo prof Dr. Tom Brzustowski keynoting the 10th anniv. of Ryerson grad studies in Mech/Ind/Aero Eng.' +p111 +aS'"Danger: Avoid death" and other wacky warning labels. Slide show. http://is.gd/kFagtP' +p112 +aS'States seek to escape rising prison costs\n(Reuters): Reuters \x96 States have been shackled for years by the rising... http://bit.ly/lQ7cp0' +p113 +aS'River traffic, people and animals feel strain of flooding\n(Reuters): Reuters \x96 A five-mile stretch of the Missis... http://bit.ly/kRf5C9' +p114 +aS'Remarks by the President, CIA Director Leon Panetta, and DNI Director James Clapper to the Intelligence Communit... http://bit.ly/kIRCYd' +p115 +aS'Presidential Proclamation\x96National Safe Boating Week: Release Time:\xa0 For Immediate Release \xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0\xa0As Americans ant... http://bit.ly/mxvii7' +p116 +aS'President Obama Grants Pardons: Release Time:\xa0 For Immediate Release WASHINGTON \x96 Today President Barack Obama g... http://bit.ly/khcOx4' +p117 +aS'Gameprom Adds Game Center To Their Military-Themed Pinball Game: Gameprom\x92s first update to their meticulously c... http://bit.ly/irCOia' +p118 +aS'Managing FaceTime On Multiple iDevices: One of the coolest features Apple introduced with the iPhone 4 was the a... http://bit.ly/mJf8de' +p119 +aS'AppAdvice Daily: Trade In Your Old iDevice, Celebrate With Apple This Weekend, And Fun Friday Freebies: Still ha... http://bit.ly/kFss8o' +p120 +aS'The iPhone 5\x85 Still Interested?: Rumors have been filtering in regarding the iPhone 5, shaping expectations. The... http://bit.ly/kg27yu' +p121 +aS'LinkedIn IPO Paints Rosy Picture for Other Social Nets: LinkedIn\x92s doubled stock price after its IPO on Thursday... http://bit.ly/kMG5eP' +p122 +aS'Amazon Shoppers Becoming E-Bookworms: Amazon has reached a momentum milestone: Its customers are purchasing more... http://bit.ly/jjcof1' +p123 +aS'Apple Clinches Deals, Inches Closer to the Cloud: Apple is reportedly one step away from clinching agreements wi... http://bit.ly/j7LX4G' +p124 +aS'Just jailbroke \x97 few questions: 1. Winterboard themes don\x92t seem to be working. I want to install UniAW 2.3 (ani... http://bit.ly/kcCprA' +p125 +aS'Status bar on side of screen.: How do I get the status bar from the side of my screen back to the top? Attached ... http://bit.ly/lUZXdZ' +p126 +aS'iPad 2/iPhone 4 \x96 after market chargers etc.: please spare me the "LOL OMGZ USE GOOGLE DUMMY, LOL IM SO WITTY" c... http://bit.ly/m5JAoz' +p127 +aS'how to jaibreak on 4.2.1 on ipod itself??: hi can anybody help me. im trying to jailbreak my ipod on the device ... http://bit.ly/lxWhrF' +p128 +aS'Blog Post: Building a cool, capable Home Theater PC with AMD\x92s Fusion APU: I first heard about the Fusion APU\x92s ... http://bit.ly/mRESao' +p129 +aS'Blog Post: Guest Blogger Tanya Gordon Talks Windows Live Writer: After working professionally at McGraw-Hill as ... http://bit.ly/lN93Xg' +p130 +aS'Blog Post: Hands-on: Lenovo re-thinks the ThinkPad with the new X1: A few years back during the Vista era, Lenov... http://bit.ly/iEy7jG' +p131 +aS'Air Force Wants Satellites Smart Enough to Fly Themselves: Today\x92s military satellites are $500 million miracles... http://bit.ly/l4srId' +p132 +aS"Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants" +p133 +aS'In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated' +p134 +aS"I'm too fat to go chasing you around, I'll just blast some holes in you" +p135 +aS'Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?14' +p136 +aS'It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky' +p137 +aS'Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U' +p138 +aS'Cynic: A person who has an accurate view of the world. Optimist: A cynic in the making. Pessimist: A cynic with a vivid memory' +p139 +aS"The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum" +p140 +aS'Some people are merely alive because it is against the law to kill them' +p141 +aS'The day you decide to do it, is your lucky day' +p142 +aS'If the gods are watching, the very least we can do is be entertaining' +p143 +aS'Patience is the companion of wisdom - St. Augustine.' +p144 +aS'The oldest commercially marketed carbonated drink was Moxie, which became available in apothecaries as a medical tonic in 1876' +p145 +aS'Europeans in the Middle Ages used to call coffee the Arabic Wine' +p146 +aS'Emergency pet care now done in Peterborough http://bit.ly/kGaXnL' +p147 +aS'Pet Health Check-Up: Most Common Dog, Cat Diseases Revealed http://bit.ly/lhFyrQ' +p148 +aS"Body's Healing Power Used To Cure Dogs, Cats http://bit.ly/kqU9nF" +p149 +aS'Advocate`s Flea & Tick Treatment For Your Dog; Cat http://bit.ly/lJor7l' +p150 +aS'Insight: The Rapture / Overweight Pets / Roy Blount Jr. / One Eyed Rhyno http://bit.ly/jRHB5K' +p151 +aS'The aging caring for the elderly [CNN: 5-15-2011]: veterinary dog care burden Money Aging Parents ed... http://bit.ly/lYyHlr -hot video!' +p152 +aS'Insight: The Rapture / Overweight Pets / Roy Blount Jr. / One Eyed Rhyno http://bit.ly/mQ84FM' +p153 +aS' Pets` Spark For Your Dog`s Tear Stains; An Explanation http://bit.ly/kkImzb' +p154 +aS'Readers Letters: \x93FAKE BOOBS, FAKE BOTOX\x94 http://bit.ly/mOiLUQ' +p155 +aS'CNY Pet Expo - Saturday in New Hartford http://bit.ly/mDLLMf' +p156 +aS"Gateshead man's scars after being knifed in street http://bit.ly/iAUDnR" +p157 +aS"Facility for disaster victims' pets struggles with limited supplies and manpower http://bit.ly/iWIMus" +p158 +aS"Gateshead man's scars after being knifed in street http://bit.ly/jp7he9" +p159 +aS"They Saut\xe9 Horses, Don't They? http://bit.ly/iD7vrC" +p160 +aS'Mammals Smelled Their Way To Bigger Brains http://bit.ly/kZDNxy' +p161 +aS'Green your life at weekend family festival http://bit.ly/jCXQr9' +p162 +aS'Sink your teeth into dog bite prevention http://bit.ly/moqWcT' +p163 +aS'No headline - Heloise_0522 http://bit.ly/k7I6RC' +p164 +aS'Buttons wants her medicine!: Buttons the dog gets excited for her medicine.37 sec http://bit.ly/jPYmYA -hot video!' +p165 +aS'Potentially dangerous dog treats recalled http://bit.ly/jgPcJ1' +p166 +aS'Wow, I got many new fans on Twitter! http://alturl.com/2swy6' +p167 +aS'the title on jerry springer is lesborama "lesbian drama". LOL' +p168 +aS"Even tho I don't like figuring out watches I want a pretty one lol all white with crystals. For fashion. Ill look at my fone for the time" +p169 +aS'Is good day!' +p170 +aS"OMFG, NOBODY TOLD ME THE NOTEBOOK WAS ON... *changes channel* lol, now I'm about to recite the rest of the movie lmao." +p171 +aS'Why is it that my time in New York consists of sleeping and eating at the sheraton and walking through the airport! :(' +p172 +aS'sometimes I wonder if 4x4 marketing teams could give tourism marketing teams a proper learning. Not online though - their both tonk there.' +p173 +aS'Drank 3 mocha frappes today.. never knew they were soo fucking good' +p174 +aS'Off to bed... long day tomorrow. Have a good one all! Sweet Dreams!' +p175 +aS"e He's using MU's red and white jersey, and also red shoes. He doesn't use his glasses. He's so handsome ;D eaaaaaaaa" +p176 +aS'Rediscovering my deep affection for country music' +p177 +aS'many females have threatened to steal my shirt in the twitcon 0_o' +p178 +aS'FT island or MBLAQ or TVXQ (5 people) ? gotta draw for my last T shirt design. choose one please :)' +p179 +aS'I love when Joe Buck trends and its just full of people slamming him. That guy is the worst.' +p180 +aS'Ear wigging on some cracking old people discussion waiting to M&S to open for breakfast.Talkin about fashion an Gok Won being a mincer haha' +p181 +aS'Just got a good win. Feels good getting back on track' +p182 +aS"Strangley enough, I'm having trouble coming up with a billion dollar idea that would innovate the world of technology" +p183 +aS'ITS OFFICIAL I HAVE NOW ONE YEAR OF EXPERIENCE AS A MUSIC PRODUCER.....I HAVE DEVELOPED SKILLS IN ALL DIFFERENT GENRES OF MUSIC!!!!!!!' +p184 +aS"Good thing I found out now... Can you imagine finding out you with a moron after y'all are ten years in the relationship?" +p185 +aS'OK. go!' +p186 +aS'Tips about the Shih Tzu dogs: The Shih Tzu breed has dogs in small sizes: their height measures 8 inches and up ... http://bit.ly/jBNcXd' +p187 +aS'What should you and your dog should not fed: Ever wondered whether you are feeding your dog the right foods? Her... http://bit.ly/k547NT' +p188 +aS'The long coated Yorkshire Terrier breed: There must be a lot of things worth to know about the Yorkshire Terrier... http://bit.ly/iRyW51' +p189 +aS'Your dog and the health issues associated with infestation fled: Many people realize not the severity of the unt... http://bit.ly/lRYD3x' +p190 +aS'Wooden dog of crate sales explode in 2011: The popularity of the case out of wooden dog has increased in the las... http://bit.ly/m5Non6' +p191 +aS'Prevent bad breath in dogs, by you you the best dental care: Many people around the world own dogs, because they... http://bit.ly/jvYxhC' +p192 +aS'Summertime swimming and beach tips for your dog: It start inside the warm weather to the County and the time to ... http://bit.ly/iXphX7' +p193 +aS'Some tips about the Labrador dogs: The very popular Labrador search race many dog lovers. Before but this breed ... http://bit.ly/lj5Wr4' +p194 +aS'The Labrador Retriever puppy: Dogs, which suited would make an animal companion, but that is Labrador perfectly ... http://bit.ly/lxZsfq' +p195 +aS'The ideal time to dog obedience start to correct training behavior problems: The time, to dog training must star... http://bit.ly/kUkar1' +p196 +aS"Zwergpinscher feeding: Be careful, don't overfeed your Zwergpinscher. An adult Zwergpinscher eats typically two ... http://bit.ly/iCd7Qw" +p197 +aS'Tips for buying the best dog CAGES and cages: Dogs hate simply kept in one place are, but there are times when y... http://bit.ly/lKI9kW' +p198 +aS"Sounds of the season and your dog's anxiety: Thunder claps and your dog bolts instantly to a dark corner or unde... http://bit.ly/mRNueL" +p199 +aS'Recovery of canine Luxating patella surgery - is it not as easy as it may seem: Their dog had successful surgery... http://bit.ly/jbdrXT' +p200 +aS'Use the ingredients to judge dog food: Anyone can determine the difference between a poor dog food, which is fil... http://bit.ly/lzBnm6' +p201 +aS'Training your dog: Dogs are really best friend of man. But your new PAL may be only a little devil. Training you... http://bit.ly/mGWNMo' +p202 +aS'The USDA move the role of your dog from abroad - certified veterinarian: Always your dog the paperwork completed... http://bit.ly/jQE87P' +p203 +aS'The hybrids known as Beabulls: Designer and hybrid dogs are booming increasingly popular these days, which has l... http://bit.ly/jGHiSh' +p204 +aS'The Chihuahua dog is the smallest breed: The small dog breed Chihuahua, but with a very fine structure of bones,... http://bit.ly/lLT2Q6' +p205 +aS'These are the amazing feats by amazing dogs only for dogs: This article is about some amazing things do, I came ... http://bit.ly/kSRczQ' +p206 +aS"precious old man just talked to me in starbucks for an hour, told me all abt his songs & children's stories #whoknows? #couldbejesus" +p207 +aS'Forgot how ridiculous driving in branson is... #weirdesttownever #ijustwanttacobell' +p208 +aS'House is going all 127 Hours on me... #sick #canthandleit' +p209 +aS"my mom just bought a golf ball monogrammer for 50 cents at a thrift store... ??? she's excited, i'm confused #storyofmylife #welcomehome" +p210 +aS'http://lockerz.com/s/102462757 silver dollar city with this crazy crew. #ilovebranson' +p211 +aS'Move over Mozart, Caleb Cooper is taking your place. http://lockerz.com/s/101953665' +p212 +aS"Arkansas Kanakuk staff come pick up your staff shirts at the klife barn. We'll be here till 3!!" +p213 +aS"http://lockerz.com/s/99626765 spending my day with this little cutie. Wouldn't have it any other way.#recess #99balloons" +p214 +aS'SUPPORT ALABAMA VICTIMS!!! bring bottled water to lot 56! ANYTHING IS HELPFUL!! #wootide #hogscare' +p215 +aS'WOO TIDE. Hogs care! Greeklife dominated in donations for Alabama tornado victims! #ilovebeingarazorback http://lockerz.com/s/98744122' +p216 +aS'"I worry for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel they can be sassy, weird, geeky, smart, independent, not so withered and shriveled"' +p217 +aS'story time with the siblings = Caleb "once upon a time lived 2 little pigs named marsha and denzel..." #siblingslumberparty #myfamilyrocks' +p218 +aS'Happy cinco de mayo. #success http://t.co/TgQhpGw' +p219 +aS'listening to an instrumental track of "my heart will go on" #yeaitshappening' +p220 +aS'Did anyone watch the royal wedding!?!?!!!' +p221 +aS"Documentary on walt Disney's life, now Indian in the cupboard.... I've seen both of these before #familytime #oldmemories" +p222 +aS"It's not my birthday #thanks-shea" +p223 +aS'Just got my poof search while going through security at the airport #truearkansasgirl' +p224 +aS'You gotta let a bird fly!! #gotitmom?!?!' +p225 +aS'Just overheard two girls talking,"they give this stuff to like homeless people!" "o my gosh I love homeless people!!!" #justloveditsygirls' +p226 +aS"Bla bla I hate school can't wait for summer!!!!" +p227 +aS'Saw a random boy wearing a guy Harvey kappa shirt!! #proudmama' +p228 +aS"Anybody in mullins and have headphones I can borrow? I need them for a class thing!! #I'matard" +p229 +aS"Couldn't study in the union because of the very loud mexican fiesta music. Never been so happy to be interrupted :)" +p230 +aS"My brain can't take all this studying. although dude in the fluorescent tank top is entertaining me how guido of you... rarrrrr!" +p231 +aS'Such interesting conversation go on in 404 loft hmmm' +p232 +aS'Just call me tubby!! What does # mean ??' +p233 +aS"First tweet eva!!!!!! I feel like I'm entering a whole new world where I don't speak the language!" +p234 +aS'Animals that lay eggs don\x92t have belly buttons.' +p235 +aS'Stop tweeting all day with no visible results. Automation is the key to success! http://tiny.ly/UG3' +p236 +aS'There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.' +p237 +aS'The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.' +p238 +aS'The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.' +p239 +aS'Wondering how others are able to grow their Twitter accounts so quickly and easily? Find out right here: http://tiny.ly/UG3' +p240 +aS'The \x91Oz\x92 in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."' +p241 +aS'Alexander the Great was an epileptic.' +p242 +aS'Take advantage of this incredible software to automatically manage multiple Twitter accounts. http://tiny.ly/UG3' +p243 +aS'Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.' +p244 +aS'The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop & Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra\'s "Its A Wonderful Life"' +p245 +aS'You won\x92t believe how easy it is, and how targeted your Twitter list building will become with this automated software! http://tiny.ly/UG3' +p246 +aS'A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.' +p247 +aS'In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.' +p248 +aS'Ready to give up on your Twitter business? Find out how to automate the process and become successful! http://tiny.ly/UG3' +p249 +aS'A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.' +p250 +aS'Find and engage with like-minded Twitter followers and automate your Twitter posts. http://tiny.ly/UG3' +p251 +aS"It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time. (Try it!)" +p252 +aS'A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour' +p253 +aS'As you grow your network, increase your traffic and networking abilities, and even increase direct sales to your site. http://tiny.ly/UG3' +p254 +aS'ahh.. this evening i was having fun with my special one at MC Donalds\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510' +p255 +aS'new blackberry 900 smartphone for 300$. what are you waiting for. http://bit.ly/lPKTok' +p256 +aS'The Big Mac The King Of all Burgers!\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510' +p257 +aS'Traditional Art: Renewable energy world http://t.co/TzTb7Lz' +p258 +aS'My friend of hunger.... The Big Mac The King Of all Burgers!\nhttp://AdPerTweets.com/ad.asp?a=73&u=510' +p259 +aS'London locksmiths, covering Clapham and Wandsworth http://t.co/GMhMv7G from Lowcosting Locksmiths' +p260 +aS'OMG: This girl KILLED herself after her father posted this on her WALL: http://bit.ly/iaZYhE Mark Shami' +p261 +aS'I really have not been eating lately, even though it probably seems like i have.' +p262 +aS"When you've thought it before they have!" +p263 +aS'She said some of the duties are...there were 19 things on the list!' +p264 +aS"It aint you it's the thangs you do, It's tearing my heart in two, I woulda failed witchu, to hell witchu!" +p265 +aS'I Learnt How To Tell A N*gga F**k You Then! #Deuces' +p266 +aS'The rivalry between jamaicans and nigerians! #nonsense' +p267 +aS'Back then not all nigerians were that proud of the bangers that come from there! Lol! All of a sudden they are! #amjussayin :D' +p268 +aS"Khloe Kardashian's best friend Malika is soooooooo pretty! Wow" +p269 +aS'So we meet again!' +p270 +aS'Separating the boys from the men!' +p271 +aS"I'm guessing Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius or Libran!" +p272 +aS'good thing dogs dont talk, i would be in too much trouble' +p273 +aS'#itshardwhen *moans* . . . thatss what he said(;' +p274 +aS"i shouldn't have told him he was the one for me when i aint even planing to call" +p275 +aS'NaCh0_53 goodnight little munshkin(:' +p276 +aS'#nw everybody hates chris then everybody loves geoge(:' +p277 +aS'Dios quiera que el mundo no se acave el 21. #PossitiveTweet' +p278 +aS'we need some rain, our deserts are drying up ;o' +p279 +aS'and today was the day when i stopped giving a damn' +p280 +aS'you calling me babe & we aint going out -_- #thatswhyursingle' +p281 +aS'finished watching Easy A<3' +p282 +aS'#youwerecooluntil ju ztarted textiinq liike diiz' +p283 +aS'#youwerecooluntil you tweeted' +p284 +aS'Who let the dogs out???' +p285 +aS'Alejandro Jodorowsky(maestro)\nLa que se enamora de un lobo, lo convierte en dios.' +p286 +aS'I JUST WANT TO FEEL REAL LOVE,\nFEEL THE HOME THAT I LIVE IN.\nI GOT TOO MUCH LOVE\nRUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS' +p287 +aS'LOVE IS IN THE RAIN!!' +p288 +aS'so hard: "no llamemos voluntad de dios a la falta de agallas, coraz\xf2n y responsabilidad!.\nDios no patrocina estupideces.' +p289 +aS'Si una hembra si quiere a un hombre, por \xe8l puede dar la vida;pero hay que tener cuidado si esa hembra, se siente herida......yihaaaaa \xb7' +p290 +aS'Como hemos cambiado....' +p291 +aS'Gracias por el regalo mas grande que me pudiste haber dado ...la vida misma, esto es mag\xeca, esto es pasi\xf2n, esto es amor. TE AMO mam\xe0' +p292 +aS'Venga!! por qu\xe8 lo mejor comienza HOY. con toda la pasi\xf2n por vivir, por ser y estar.... here we go....onces again.' +p293 +aS'No tengo ganas de cambiar el rumbo, no tengo fuerzas de subirme al mundo, hoy me quedo entre....mis almohadas :=)' +p294 +aS'... my love life...' +p295 +aS'Im not running away, im coming home....' +p296 +aS'Ask me anything http://formspring.me/Ivannka' +p297 +aS'Venga con todo el power, May 2011...tiempo de cambios, tiempo final.' +p298 +aS'Javi paseando a Harry, hoy no quiero hacer mucho...solo disfrutar.' +p299 +aS"Do people not know that Selena has saved almost 10 dogs from dying? She's one of the biggest animal lovers... http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzoq8e" +p300 +aS'teiganiscool: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzn3mm' +p301 +aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzle5l' +p302 +aS'Photo: rockandlovedream: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzkfnf' +p303 +aS'pickleswithasideofgomez: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzj6z7' +p304 +aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzil9y' +p305 +aS'italllooksgreatfromhere: http://tumblr.com/x7r2lzihvi' +p306 +aS'Sa5m. The 5 is silent. http://tumblr.com/x7r2lk2vwi' +p307 +aS'"Everything happens for a reason and, something better will come along for me!" \x97 Selena Gomez http://tumblr.com/x7r2lk13dd' +p308 +aS'I just automatically reblog any picture I see of Selena Gomez http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljv0mr' +p309 +aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljijsm' +p310 +aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2ljf7bp' +p311 +aS'Photo: VERY CREEPY FILM! (but good!) http://tumblr.com/x7r2lj69uw' +p312 +aS'mcbrien: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kf016p' +p313 +aS'gomezfan: http://tumblr.com/x7r2key0pi' +p314 +aS'gomezfan: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kewt3k' +p315 +aS'Photo: umakemesparklepink: http://tumblr.com/x7r2kewm6x' +p316 +aS'"You\x92ve got every right to a beautiful life." - Selena Gomez (via itsyourtimenow) http://tumblr.com/x7r2k97idy' +p317 +aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2k97cxt' +p318 +aS'Photo: http://tumblr.com/x7r2k94slf' +p319 +aS'Zzzzz' +p320 +aS'Going to go to sleep :)' +p321 +aS"dosnt know if she'l bother going to bed tonight considering the worlds supposed to end tomorrow. Arghghg..." +p322 +aS'Loves the faces her mum pulls when she tastes wine. Aww. Gotta love her!' +p323 +aS'Finally getting the hang of twitter .. :D' +p324 +aS'Slowly but surely going back blonde :D' +p325 +aS'SO BAD AT THIS WHOLE REVISION STUFF.' +p326 +aS'should be revising.' +p327 +aS'BORED.' +p328 +aS'If you could instantly become fluent in another language, w\x85 \x97 French, it would really help with the exam tomorrow. http://4ms.me/l31ovJ' +p329 +aS'Prettiest "bear" ever! http://picplz.com/rs0n' +p330 +aS"how to embrace your naked ambition and make your subconscious your bitch: http://t.co/QXhGEHY >what's yours?!" +p331 +aS'Kesha Bruce - In The Studio: 10 Easy Steps To Becoming A Better Artist http://bit.ly/hfdcuc Oh YEAH!' +p332 +aS'never. a. dull. moment.' +p333 +aS'Alrighty nearly 5pm here on East coast -- wrapping up the chat -- final thoughts/questions? #handchat' +p334 +aS"When it is present (Merc line) it's usually about your spiritual connectedness, your communication comfort/skill #handchat" +p335 +aS"and I've been studying intensely since. It IS fascinating (so glad you agree) #handchat" +p336 +aS'A Mercury line usually starts at the bottom or middle of the palm and aims for the pinky/Mercury finger. (may not get there) #handchat' +p337 +aS'We also call the outer edge of the palm The Moon or you may hear outer mars too. #handanalysiscanbeconfusing #handchat' +p338 +aS'okay where was I? What do YOU all want to know about your hand/s?\n #handchat' +p339 +aS"Have you printed the Makeness Manifesto? If so, holler! I'm collecting pics to post on my site of how ppl have used it. http://ht.ly/4ZBJq" +p340 +aS'brain full. no more room in brain. #actionstudio' +p341 +aS'A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.' +p342 +aS'The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on' +p343 +aS'That super clean feeling when you get out the shower #thebest' +p344 +aS'ma swagg is unheard of , ma niggas inconceivable . .' +p345 +aS'Home from the spring game ( : so wassup ?' +p346 +aS'Your the only one I want in my life #ipromiseyou' +p347 +aS'I hate the feeling of being really really tired ! #sucks' +p348 +aS'dontt everr worryy aboutt people thatt dontt worry aboutt youu . .' +p349 +aS"Hipss &' Thighss Ohh Myy ' Stayy Focusedd . !" +p350 +aS'Food ( :' +p351 +aS'14 hours in school smh #TRIPPIN' +p352 +aS"Whats up with these rude niggas &' why they think that everything comes so easy . ." +p353 +aS'A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says"fuck off", you wont bring it back.' +p354 +aS'good things happen to those who wait.' +p355 +aS'read between the lines.' +p356 +aS"okayy WTF!!!! my mentions are blowing up with F4F? we don't do that." +p357 +aS'hola.me is online' +p358 +aS"thank you for the hello how are you doing and wassup. i'm doing grea.t i'm on youtube watching chris brown concerts bout to go to sleep lol" +p359 +aS"Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go through them alone." +p360 +aS"people are soo rude all they ask me is for shoutouts i can't even get a hello how are you? or a wassup?" +p361 +aS'Call me old fashioned, but I actually take relationships seriously.' +p362 +aS'say NO to dirty hoes.' +p363 +aS'Love is blind and hope is dark.' +p364 +aS'Love is science live for you die for you and I\x92ll die smiling.' +p365 +aS'GOT A FACEBOOK? THEN GO LIKE IT http://twitition.com/qnaei -' +p366 +aS'gun at your eyebrow...POW POW!' +p367 +aS'soo freaked out! keep hearing noise and my dog is whroofing at the door :| :|' +p368 +aS'#iftheworldendsonsaturday surprisingly this was used as a chat up line tongiht! ahah' +p369 +aS'Had sucha good night! shame about work tomorrow tho.. http://twitpic.com/509sye http://twitpic.com/509t7o http://twitpic.com/509th2' +p370 +aS'My sister and her prom date! such cuties xx http://twitpic.com/506nmg' +p371 +aS"Little sister got her prom tonight! must admit im quite jealous.. doesn't seem long ago it was mine! :(" +p372 +aS'Work seemed too drag on forever today! but on the plus side i bought myself a nice little dress for tonight! :) :)' +p373 +aS'Oh my some girls are wayyyy to desperate!' +p374 +aS'My dog lol http://t.co/BTzyuRA' +p375 +aS"Paday my lil stalker won't leave me alone lmao go hind in a box ya lol" +p376 +aS"Oyyy this iPod gots it's own mind it mental lolol" +p377 +aS"Hey am I zoo in love lmaoo I mention to say I'm so in love lolol omg this iPod is fucked up lmaoo" +p378 +aS"New pics blehh I'm bored http://t.co/5LfJr1l http://t.co/ZprxFly http://t.co/2uQ8kDR" +p379 +aS"Omgggg I'm zoo in love I found u finally you make you go oh oh oh oh omg haas man she snapped lol" +p380 +aS"I'm bored ppl and it's only 9:30 what should I do Chaya serious buggie lol" +p381 +aS'This is pretty bad I need more followers lol' +p382 +aS"I'm Out Bitchz BBL Peace Love And Sodma Grease lol" +p383 +aS'-Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog' +p384 +aS"And I'd also do stuff for malaria and stuff" +p385 +aS'I hope none of these haystacks are sharing needles' +p386 +aS"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?" +p387 +aS"But I think she's stupid for marrying me, so I think we all know who won this argument" +p388 +aS"Feels like there's not enough blood in my drugstream" +p389 +aS"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun" +p390 +aS'Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment playing checkers with a pigeon' +p391 +aS"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny" +p392 +aS'I bet the Presidential Seal gets to eat all the fish he wants' +p393 +aS"April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack" +p394 +aS"The detective said it was super fucking weird, but not illegal to rub Rogaine on my daughter's back every morning" +p395 a. \ No newline at end of file -- cgit v1.2.3